What are the odds of being pooped on by a bird? Have you ever been? If so, please share your experience.
San Ramon CA
I was pooped on by a bird in high school. It made me late to class; my teacher didn't believe I got pooped on so I was "tardy".
I never have, but I've seen it happen. Don't stand near cars = PRO TIP.
blazers over our heads to avoid getting pooped on. Apologies for the over long pointless tweet.
every time i pass under a viaduct, i think to myself, "today is going to be the day i get pooped on by a bird."
walking at school, getting pooped by a pigeon, so uncool.
I was sitting on a bench at school when I saw a cute bird I was just saying to my friend about it when it pooped on my shoulder
my dad was popped on while wearing a bright red shirt napping in Disneyland. Hit him square in the chest.
i never(or not yet?) directly pooped but i got my car pooped. My dad say we gonna get some-grace, but i don't think so.
I haven't been, but I was with a friend when a bird pooped on her. luckily she was wearing a hat.
I was around ten, reading a book at the park behind my house, & a bird pooped on my glasses. My Mom said it was good luck. Haha
Long Beach, CA
I was pooped on by a bird in a park once, but the other day one pooped on my windshield as I was driving down the road.
I was sitting next to my aunt when she was pooped on by a bird. Her immediate response: 'Oh, crap!'
on the skytrain, cute girl taps me on the shoulder. Take out headphones. Me: Yes? Her: You have poop on your shoulder #poostory
i've been pooped on by a pigeon, while walking under a bridge. not much to share. found bathroom, cleaned up, moved on!
I have been, once. It's really difficult to clean out of your hair in a bathroom without a mirror.
Tampico, Tamps, Mexico
The odds increases when you're under a tree.
Gaffney, South Carolina
I have been pooped on by a bird! I was under a huge oak tree fetching a ball and a bird pooped right on my neck /: sad day.
happened to me for the first time last year, so if it took me 27 years, guess they're big odds. Apparently it's good luck.
I got pooped on by a bird when I was studying outside for a test. That was a bad omen, fo sho.
New York City, NY
I got my first A of college and was walking to my next class. All of a sudden a bird pooped on my face.
when I was 7 I did...it's supposed to be good luck though!
one time this raven hopped right underneath me when I was perched in an oak tree and I just unloaded on him.
Middle school, during lunch in the quad. Shit happens ...and I went to class with it in my hair.
Parks and standing under telephone wires accelerate the probability of being a victim. See you thursday!
San Jose, CA
my wife got nailed at the capitol hill fair in denver last week! Had to clean her off with the wet nap from my lunch.
Behind the Sea
on the monkey bars, six years old. Still shaken.
Deeping St. James
A bird pooped on my hand once at London Zoo. It wasn't even one like on display, just an average pigeon... Not nice.
a bird pooped on my face once when i looked up at it flying overhead. i am now terrified to look up when a bird is overhead.
they say it's good luck. I'm not sure who "they" are and if they have actually ever been pooped on.
NY, not NYC
I've had a bird poop on my candy bar before. Now, that's accuracy.
Oak Lawn Illinois
I was at Brookfield Zoo at the bird exhibit in fall and I was wearing a Hoodie and the bird thought the hood was a target...
Ya I got pooped on while running to the store. Now what are the odds of getting pooped on WHILE running? XP
I was pooped on at the Bronx Zoo when I was two. My parents tell me I wouldn't go near a zoo for years. Terrible.
Yes. Twice. Both times, I was in the woods and it hit my arm. I'm not sure what the odds are, but they're higher in the woods.
while in line for a rollercoaster was flirting with girl working there.I finally got to her & it hit & I had to ask for a towel
well when I was 8 my grandfather was trying to give me some advice about life and mid sentence poop on his face...
Nicaragua / San Francisco, Ca.
Does that happened in Los Angeles? LOL! That's where it happened to me :( @ The fashion Ctr. xD
Twice in one day when I was in Ireland. It was pretty disgusting.
One time i was exiting union station and as soon as I stepped outside a pigeon pooped on my head :-(
I was in elementary school and had been walking around all day until someone finally made fun of me and pointed it out
today while sitting with my friend waiting for our teams turn on volleyball!
A few weeks ago whilst I was at school, a bird pooped on my school bag during break time and It got on my jumper aswell.