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Does anyone know if Gervinho died? #arsenal #afc

1:47PM Thu, June 23 2011

Pogwig_normal @petesterling79 Hampshire

i'm not sure he ever existed. I think it was a PR stunt by the #arsenal board to make us think we might sign someone. #afc

1:51PM Thu, June 23 2011

3c5f34760690f048987b5e4acd9c0d5c_normal @Jimmy_Chilides London

loool to be honest I actually can't remember #arsenal even mentioning him! It was fucking #Lille #mugs #cunts #wengerisgay

1:52PM Thu, June 23 2011

guest71273 guest71273

My name is Arsene Wenger and I am the arsenal manger and I would just like to make a few things clear 1) Gervinho passed away early this morning to a cronic heart condition 2)John Rooney has sent his apologies 3) two young down syndrome kids from Australia named Harry Doyle and Larry Hutt will have been signed for a reported 43 pence. Thank you

8:38AM Mon, August 01 2011

guest71273 guest71273

are you actually serious? ^^^^^ WTF no he didnt he is still alive and why would John Rooney care?? your a troll dude, probably a tottenham supporter. GAY. Harry Doyle and Larry Hutt??? i googled them and nothing!! and I would be very surprised if arsenal sign a down syndrome child, although walcott is an exception. and alumunia......well and bendtner and clichy. you get the idea haha

9:42AM Mon, August 01 2011

Twitter-icon_normal @replyz

are you actually serious? ^^^^^ WTF no he didnt he is still alive and why would John Rooney car... http://replyz.com/c/24m1P

9:42AM Mon, August 01 2011

guest48402 guest48402

Excuse me Quest71273 my 3rd cousin Abbey Jones has recently been diagnosed with this so called "Down Syndrome" and i find this rude and also offence you my kind sir are what we call in the internet world a troll! could you please never leave such lies on the internet!

4:35AM Tue, August 02 2011

Twitter-icon_normal @replyz

Excuse me Quest71273 my 3rd cousin Abbey Jones has recently been diagnosed with this so called ... http://replyz.com/c/24m1P

4:35AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest71273 guest71273

look mister guest48402 i personally have down syndrome and i believe that entitles me to have an opinion on the subject that has arisen. Although we have growth deficiencies and slight unco-ordination we, as down syndromes have a strong will and in fact an extra muscle in our calf's. Therefore although Harry Doyle and Larry Hutt have received great criticism upon the news of their signings, I believe they may in fact do quite well. Just look at Andrew Readdy as an example

5:03AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest45847 guest45847

harry doyle is an ape much love, b.a.

5:07AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest73757 guest73757

personally im sick to death of Q.P.R signing black fucks like sam el bazi. If arsenal want to give us their downies we will take them. also leave andrew ready alone he just wants to be left alone and touch himself to the thought of jazmin haven with a cumquat

8:24AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest82019 guest82019

I heard connor gibbons is allowed to train with his boy hood club swansea?

10:20AM Tue, August 02 2011

Twitter-icon_normal @replyz

I heard connor gibbons is allowed to train with his boy hood club swansea? http://replyz.com/c/24m1P

10:20AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest28165 guest28165

kewllll

10:52AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest28165 guest28165

gervinho never died so shut the fuck up troll

10:53AM Tue, August 02 2011

guest90185 guest90185

I once made love to Bray Wanderers goalkeeper Matt Gregg

7:17AM Thu, August 04 2011

guest90185 guest90185

GUEST28165 IS A FUCKING HOMO. WHAT A GAY CUNT. I HEARD HE TRIED TO GIVE MILE STERJOVSKI HEAD

7:20AM Thu, August 04 2011

Twitter-icon_normal @replyz

GUEST28165 IS A FUCKING HOMO. WHAT A GAY CUNT. I HEARD HE TRIED TO GIVE MILE STERJOVSKI HEAD http://replyz.com/c/24m1P

7:20AM Thu, August 04 2011

guest71273 guest71273

^k?

5:56AM Sat, August 06 2011

guest48402 guest48402

Tando Velaphi and i once shared a "moment" on the train were our eyes crossed and it was instant love! he then took me off the train and entered his big black cock inside me so joyful :D

7:35AM Sun, August 07 2011

guest73757 guest73757

I'm really sad that you think this funny teasing people with disabilities

7:37AM Sun, October 16 2011

Twitter-icon_normal @replyz

I'm really sad that you think this funny teasing people with disabilities http://t.co/Oe0narTo

7:37AM Sun, October 16 2011

guest90185 guest90185

I'm really sad your such a gay cunt guest73757

4:28AM Mon, October 24 2011

guest82019 guest82019

Connor the joke has gone to far, now you are just getting abusive

4:38AM Mon, October 24 2011

guest94602 guest94602

holy shit! have you seen that joel babich guy play fuck he is good

6:31AM Mon, October 24 2011

guest48402 guest48402

Joel Babich has recently signed for a struggling side bolton as right back

6:44AM Mon, October 24 2011

guest30695 guest30695

Nicolas Bendtner was pronounced partially retarded at 9:03am this morning

12:59AM Thu, December 01 2011

guest90959 guest90959

Melanie Saunders will make her long awaited debut for struggling MLS side the Colorado Rapids tomorrow. She will become the first woman to play in a professional male league since Margret Staffe Senior back in 1979.

9:35AM Wed, February 08 2012

guest19332 guest19332

thierey henry has been spotted giving head to martin o neil in the tunnel before this weekends fixture arsenal vs sunderland. most parties have left no further comment

7:00AM Tue, February 14 2012

guest62037 guest62037

Hello my name is Wendy Henry and I find this ^ highly unlikey and unbelievable to be quiet frank as I'm fairly certain he is of the straight oreientation. He watches Brazzers.com ( the worlds best pornsite) most nights and pleads for his weekly "Boston Pankcake" with me. So I suggest you check your facts before you accuse Mr. Henry of any wrongdoing

9:45PM Mon, February 20 2012

guest51456 guest51456

it has been revealed that park ji sung is facing charges for sexual penetration of a young fan back in January during Manchester united's loss to Blackburn. According to the sun daily telegraph the boy was only 16 years old and on a family vacation from Australia. Ji Sung denies all charges but the evidence is mounting against the asian as the boy going by the name of D.Evans claims to have videos of the incident. Watever the outcome of the trial ji sung looks to be out of favour with Sir Alex

5:41AM Sat, July 07 2012

guest77784 guest77784

hey guys my names hugo and i shoved my willy up nik bakers butt

6:23AM Sat, July 07 2012

guest22833 guest22833

Gretting all My name is Cassandra-Ji-Sung and I am one of Park's 3 wifes. I find it highly unlikely Park was 'penetrating' a young fan in January as for the entirety of that month he was auditioning for the Korean Backroom Casting position and was infact 'knees deep' in asian muff.

7:47AM Sat, July 07 2012

guest41510 guest41510

Knees deep your sick get a life you troll. Cassandra park that is not parks wife. Park recently married a young lass from australia named emily salih and she puts out for him every third night.

9:02AM Sat, July 07 2012

guest98113 guest98113

this whole convo is so random. fucking trolls

10:13AM Sun, July 08 2012

guest22833 guest22833

Kyle Hawkins is currently on trial with recently relegated 5th division side Macclesfield town. He will reportedly be signed later this evening and given the captaincy after a sparkling initial display. "Kyle single-handedly beat our first 11, his skills are unseen at this level" commented first Team coach Bob Boekelaar. The fee is undisclosed but believed to be around 14 pounds and an agreed time sharing of Kyle's mother Trudy who we are believed to be told is one "nice piece of tail"

10:13AM Sun, July 08 2012

guest89143 guest89143

young Jordan Brown, is a promising player coming up in the manchester united youth squad, he plays with a helmet which is out of the ordinary, an he believes a young lass called lauren marchbank is hot an he would love to do a threesome with one Sam El Bazi

4:03AM Tue, July 10 2012

guest82371 guest82371

In braking news Gervinho has been found alive engaged in a 3-some with lily ansill and Jose Balgic and they have been ridin' his 10inch pole all night long

12:37AM Mon, July 16 2012

guest22833 guest22833

Hello all, I have just read this truly grotesque conversation and am quite disgusted. My name is Georgie Waters, a teen mother coming to terms with the apparent disappearance of my lover Raheen. This is the last thing I want to be reading in a time like this, you should all be ashamed!

5:39AM Tue, September 04 2012

guest76275 guest76275

your a bunch of no good rotten kids!! now yall stop posting shit about that nigger

9:58AM Mon, October 29 2012

guest68309 guest68309

Eamon O'Connors estranged father Greg has signed struggling League 2 side Exceter City, their current manager Nick Baker has been quoted as saying "He's got the look, he's got the charm, it just works," and its fairly confident they will get promoted this season

11:30AM Mon, October 29 2012

guest69741 guest69741

that bit about Exceter City is a load of bull shit, im Eamons brother and hes in the room next to me, you guys are so unfunny, and my dad's name isnt Greg and isnt that Nick Baker kid the fat downsyndrome kid eamon hangs out with because he feels sorry for him? fucking dicks

4:18AM Thu, November 01 2012

guest21119 guest21119

Hello I'm Eamons best friend Andrew Readdy although my recent new found love of drugs has taken over my life I would just like to confirm the rumors about Eamons dad Greg, Eamons brother Zack such a bullshitter the only bit that is false is that Excter city's manager isn't that fat Down syndrome nick baker it's actually the first Female to manager a professional football side Angelica Saunders who is known to have the fishyest moot in the south-west of England.

9:31AM Mon, November 05 2012

guest81504 guest81504

haha lol searched gervinho fifa stats and found this. read the whole thing you guys are funny :P

10:05AM Mon, November 05 2012

guest81504 guest81504

breaking news out of north London tonight. it is alleged bacary sagna of struggling side arsenal has walked in on carl jenkinson and santi carzorla putting his wife on the spit. in rage sagna was quotted as saying i never new michelle could spread so wide. arsenal manager arsen wenger is reported to have put a bid in for the retarded multi sperm baby of carzorla and jenkinson at a believed SEVEN pounds. its going to be a long 9 months in the sagna house.

10:12AM Mon, November 05 2012

guest68309 guest68309

Breaking News out of London for QPR after a season of defensive woes Mark Hughes has sent scouts to Australia to try and find some consistency for his defense and has signed an up and coming CB named Sam El Bazi, the 6 foot 4 Australian born Moroccan some question Hughes decision because El Bazi is only 17 overall in FIFA and is known to panic in situations once missing from less than 30cm's out in a friendly down at Shenton College

2:19AM Tue, November 06 2012

guest34014 guest34014

Partly the reason to Sam El bazi's poor overall performance is the effect he has on his fellow team mates before a match as he has been known to psych out himself and the team by continuously worrying about whether the opposition would bring weapons or not!

6:19AM Tue, November 06 2012

guest68309 guest68309

At 8:22am London time Arsene Wenger announced the passing of Aresnal and Ivory Coast striker Gervinho he unfortunately passed from a receiving a "pink sock' from On loan West Brom strike Romelu Lukaku, the two have been involved in a secret relationship for quiet some time now and apparently wanted to spice things up in the bedroom when this awful accident occurred police have Lukaku in custody and are considering pressing charges.

8:01AM Thu, November 08 2012

guest68309 guest68309

West Brom's manager Steve Clarke has banned Lukaku from the first team indefinitely, Clarke was interviewed saying "i just hate homosexuals, get that faggot out of my team,"

8:02AM Thu, November 08 2012

guest81504 guest81504

struggling merseyside club liverpool are shedding the light on the well published "team bonding" trip at the end of the 2010/11 season. whilst down under in australia it is believed defended daniel agger who is a well known gay around the town, sexually penetrated a young boy by the name of nick baker. whilst he thought it was gay intercourse, turns out baker was actually a nicola who underwent a sex change. "i thought he/she had just put on weight" agger was quoted as scans revealed a baby

8:22AM Thu, November 08 2012

guest81504 guest81504

it is unknown whether the fat pregnant bitch will keep the child or eat it

8:26AM Thu, November 08 2012

guest49941 guest49941

It also been revealed that this so called 'fat pregnant bitch' is going by the name of one Alex Latham. Current boyfriend and infamous gimp Tim Wilson was reportedly in tears.

11:10AM Fri, December 14

guest48493 guest48493

I'm posting this comment as an anonymous patron, this is because I do not want to be acknowledged as being of the same basic being as the above. What faith I had in the human race has almost completely diminished after reading that atrocious conversation. If an of you genuinely find this humorous or amusing I am not only shocked but saddened by your mere existence. The racism, sexism, fascism and sheer disregard for basic human morals and ethics is a disgrace.

7:56AM Sun, May 12

guest48493 guest48493

P.S. SUCKIN NIPS CLIPPIN CLITS BITCHESSSSSSS

8:05AM Sun, May 12

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