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New cleanin company are due in work today so what does the secretary do? Spend the first hour hoovering! Get back to effing work!

7:00AM Mon, September 19 2011

depends on what the filthy minx is hoovering!

7:54AM Mon, September 19 2011

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Not seen our secretary have you. She looks like a chicken hawk

8:27AM Mon, September 19 2011

is she a clean freak or something?

8:53AM Mon, September 19 2011

dunno, I can't figure out why you'd clean up before the cleaner comes in!

9:02AM Mon, September 19 2011

I reckon she thinks she'll be judged by the cleaners. Judgemental cleaners must be a clean freak's nemesis

9:05AM Mon, September 19 2011

the cleaner is a man of about 60 years! I don't think he'll be too judgemental

9:12AM Mon, September 19 2011

and he looks absolutely shocking in the French Maids outfit we all chipped in for

9:12AM Mon, September 19 2011

I bet he is in your secretary's mind. Clean freaks are bit odd that way

9:15AM Mon, September 19 2011

at least he isn't being made to buy his own uniform. You must be a generous employer

9:16AM Mon, September 19 2011

he's buying his own now we know he's a dude ha ha!

9:18AM Mon, September 19 2011

it's his first day. Maybe tomorrow he'll make more of an effort on his appearance now he know how important it is to you

9:23AM Mon, September 19 2011

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