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What are some of the acceptable ways of disguising a fart in a busy office? I need to know for a friend. I wouldn't do such a thing.

5:52AM Wed, December 07 2011

A-these-people-exist-part3-8_normal @theboyalan

Blame it on a friend. Either way, you're in trouble.

5:53AM Wed, December 07 2011

58p1m85hmzifh8d3wv7m_normal @bitzymum Wales

get out of the office before you do it, like every woman in the whole world is able to do. Squeeze & clench!

5:53AM Wed, December 07 2011

Bhcle9tza6axrqr1vlos_normal @Ladyauntiecathy England

Helps if it's a soundless fart.

5:57AM Wed, December 07 2011

Image_normal @bendyblanco trumpton le fylde

turn to the nearest woman and disgustedly say 'you dirty bitch' whilst slowly shaking your head from side to side

5:57AM Wed, December 07 2011

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