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How do I know if I'm a chronic masturbator? Asking for a friend.

10:18AM Tue, December 20 2011

@glenn_waterman Kent

your only a chronic masturbator if you do it while smoking a spliff :)

10:23AM Tue, December 20 2011

@LastChild68 United States

I asked my DR if 3 times a day was to much, He said I need a GF LOL! . Hope That helps

10:23AM Tue, December 20 2011

@cedricknimrod Daveyton

maybe u r n I was gona be happy 2 help u jst a pitty I'm in south africa

10:24AM Tue, December 20 2011

@LoveAsianGs At your asian/n...

tell ur friend that asking that is the first sign. Give him/her some support, Asa.

10:24AM Tue, December 20 2011

@JonRyanA Montreal,Canada

you masterbate chronically ?

10:24AM Tue, December 20 2011

@DanSuarez82 Puerto Rico

" a friend..." Haha I guess it's when you have to do it in the morning because you get a headache when you don't and to sleep too

10:25AM Tue, December 20 2011

@punkrocker62107

well if ur laying in bed and that's the first thing that comes to mind

10:26AM Tue, December 20 2011

well how many times does your...friend...masturbate in a day?

10:27AM Tue, December 20 2011

@pinta49 helsinki,finlan...

gu..miss akira..hawe sweet lowely week to you...

10:29AM Tue, December 20 2011

its because of you, I'm a chronic masturbator. You get all the blame.

10:29AM Tue, December 20 2011

@mishegos Toronto,Canada

One wrist is twice the size as the other?

10:30AM Tue, December 20 2011

@TaterX909 Mira Loma, Calif.

id say if ur clit has callouses ur prob a chronic masterbator haha

10:31AM Tue, December 20 2011

if one arm is noticeably bigger than the other, you're in trouble

10:33AM Tue, December 20 2011

Your fingers take the shape of your twat

10:34AM Tue, December 20 2011

@BristolTheBeard

if you have to ask ;)

10:34AM Tue, December 20 2011

If u masturbate 20 times a day haha x

10:37AM Tue, December 20 2011

@justinparkes Staples Center

If you were masturbating while you typed that. Than you indeed are a chronic masturbator :)

10:39AM Tue, December 20 2011

is your friend masterbating now? Lol

10:45AM Tue, December 20 2011

@Anim0siTy79 earth

when you take off of work to do it

10:49AM Tue, December 20 2011

@bamabone70 Bama

if you have to ask, you are! LOL

10:52AM Tue, December 20 2011

@twisth8r Perth, Australia

if your doing it just to get to sleep........ yeah.

10:58AM Tue, December 20 2011

If you had gratification disorder as a child, as well as masturbate or feel the urge to masturbate constantly. I have this issue.

11:01AM Tue, December 20 2011

@Marcel808 Giligans Island! Hahaha

it's when you try to hold it in, legs tremble and then you just can't help but blow! Lol

11:02AM Tue, December 20 2011

@WiscoJoshy Milwaukee,WI

thanks 4 all ur work Asa, ur beautiful and amazing! wud u take a request from a fan for xmas, 2 make his dreams come true?

11:05AM Tue, December 20 2011

@AgnesphAgnes USA

Anything over 51.000 times is chronic! To join the club you must have 50.000 times! Welcome and Congrats!!!

11:30AM Tue, December 20 2011

@johny_121212 San Francisco, CA

you know you're a chronic masturbator if you have to ask if you're a chronic masturbator ;p

11:31AM Tue, December 20 2011

@PaulieBarone New York

- is this friend Asian with a yellow shirt on?

11:41AM Tue, December 20 2011

@robtebow Hipsterburg, Brooklyn

if opening your friends pants is like the briefcase scene in Pulp Fiction they are.

11:43AM Tue, December 20 2011

@CabraCommander New York

if you have callouses on your hands

11:58AM Tue, December 20 2011

@Jsjenk03 Sellersburg, IN

text me when it's happening. If I'm not masterbating the then yes you have a problem.

12:12PM Tue, December 20 2011

@jimmy_302 Delaware, USA

are her fingers pruiny? Like she's been in the tub for too long.

12:13PM Tue, December 20 2011

@Diamond3dees Santa Monica, Ca

u don't hv 2 settle 4 that method; I'll feed u my hard black dick everyday 2 satisfy your every urge!

12:18PM Tue, December 20 2011

@crcomer0325 Riverside, Ohio

video youself for one whole day and count!

12:20PM Tue, December 20 2011

@hugothevillain East of También

when it starts affecting your life....if you have to beat off at work. If all you wanna do is lay in bed with your Hitachi...

12:35PM Tue, December 20 2011

there is no such thing as long as your not doing it in place outside of your home or work office (the last one is really for wmen)

12:38PM Tue, December 20 2011

@NotNickSametz Toronto, Canada

You have to fold your sheets with a hammer.

12:46PM Tue, December 20 2011

@AsaAkira no its if u don't care that ur at work when u do it

12:48PM Tue, December 20 2011

@constantremind Jersey

i know you're 2 outta 3, at least. :)

12:50PM Tue, December 20 2011

@dongo665 Santa Monica

I can give u a hand.... Or two! (())

1:03PM Tue, December 20 2011

@Anim0siTy79 earth

@AsaAkira I guess I've been corrected again

1:23PM Tue, December 20 2011

@augustinesparke calgary, alberta

your homepage is the video of asa akira and rachel starr

4:20PM Tue, December 20 2011

@GoldenDraak scottsdale

Bc it conflicts with your everyday life

5:46PM Tue, December 20 2011

@Eitan83 Santa Cruz

when you cant fall asleep until you masturbate

6:03PM Tue, December 20 2011

i have been wondering if i fall into that category for years. If you find an answer please share.

7:27PM Tue, December 20 2011

@Easylover2169 MIA

you do it even when you aren't horny. That's happened to me a lot. Its like a daily activity now.

7:31PM Tue, December 20 2011

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