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E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

How can one Danish pastry be 350 calories? And how can it taste so good? And why must I eat it?

5:55AM Sat, January 07 2012

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75dfa97af2127aef661d72ee6b3a826a_normal @DanJWatts Location Location

Have you ever seen how the pastry is made? It's 95% butter!

5:58AM Sat, January 07 2012

Ebc17c8ed15f77fed2fd832885929cea_normal @phillbarron Eastbourne

It tastes so good because it's got 350 calories. Calories are the units of taste.

5:58AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

that might explain it. It's one of those pan au raisins.

5:58AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

God is cruel. Makes you crave bad food. And makes exercise painful. It's like he wants us to die or something

5:59AM Sat, January 07 2012

Ebc17c8ed15f77fed2fd832885929cea_normal @phillbarron Eastbourne

If you read the bible, he wants you naked and stupid. I imagine fat was meant to be in there as well.

6:01AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

I'm certainly the first two on that list.

6:02AM Sat, January 07 2012

Ebc17c8ed15f77fed2fd832885929cea_normal @phillbarron Eastbourne

And I'm the last two, between us we epitomise God's creation! Yay, us!

6:05AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

as one half of Gods creation I feel compelled to set up a tv channel and broadcast a 24hr nude Songs of Praise.

6:07AM Sat, January 07 2012

James @jamesmoran

Because it is a SATANIC PASTRY

6:07AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

SILENCE!

6:08AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

SPEAK!

6:08AM Sat, January 07 2012

James @jamesmoran

NOS!

6:12AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

I require complete compliance. Total nude compliance. Drop trousers and OBEY ME!

6:13AM Sat, January 07 2012

75dfa97af2127aef661d72ee6b3a826a_normal @DanJWatts Location Location

I could live off those. If they wouldn't kill me.

6:16AM Sat, January 07 2012

James @jamesmoran

The trousers are off but that's as far as I go. Okay, but just the tip.

6:19AM Sat, January 07 2012

E11ab03b5cb8b6eedcf340aeee53b56b_normal @dan_e_turner

that's enough. Now take these two balls and keep them up in the air whilst I ****. if you drop them there are consequences.

6:20AM Sat, January 07 2012

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