How do you feel about Facebook buying Instagram? Let's get poetical. Best metaphor gets an internet high-5 and an RT
it's like Bambi's mothers died and had ads placed all over her.
On FB buying Instagram... it's like Coke buying Johnnie Walker Blue as a mixer. :)
Facebook's new purchase / Has potential, if place in / The right person's hands #ModernDayHaiku #haiku
It makes me feel the same depression I feel when I see ridiculously photogenic guy enter the bar. No chance for the little people.
Hello I'm Instagram. I will be henceforth known as twenty of twenty. Resistance is futile. Also: Cheese!
As excited as when I learned of George Lucas' plan to remake Star Wars. Not very excited, that is.
they knew it was all down hill once it was released to Android users so shot the broken legged race horse
By shot I mean sold $$$
Facebook buying Instagram? "Old" news.
All the world's on Instagram, & all the people were merely players, till Facebook surprised them by pulling them offstage.
it has single handed flooded the internet with repeating discoveries of it happening.
Douche in my time line constant
Great, there goes MY cred
they always say service will remain intact look at what became of Tweetdeck after twitter acquisition
Facebook buying Instagram is like thousands of hipsters finding themselves in the middle of a Coldplay concert.
I'll never put Instagram on my Android FB. It's the same reason I'll never join golf clubs -a history of prejudice.
There was an app named Instagram
Til FBook gave it a slam
Hipsters are sighing
Screaming and crying
And Zuck couldn't give a damn
Facebook buying Instagram is like Luke Skywalker buying a Darth Vader jersey. Money better spent elsewhere.
does this mean they'll need to change the name of the app to face-tagram? lol #sarcasm
fb buys instagram//for 100millon x one grand//users 2 make a vid 2 take a stand//but only if there's a vintage filter for the cam
Facebook is inviting the cool kid to come sit at their lunch table
Somewhere in Manhattan
it's a fuck you from Sean Parker to Mitchell manningham
I Live In Americaland
Facebook is the arrow. Instagram the knee. #NotThisCrapAgain
#FB buying #Instagram is like adding a spoon of sugar to Fruit Loops. Sure, it tastes a little sweeter, but is it really necessary?
Facebook buying instagram is to the Yankees buying my hometown orioles and using them as their personal farm team #ihateit
Prague, Czech Republic
Facebook bought the grunge filters, there are tons of instant haters. We can expect old-school pics from the classy bathroom chicks
Fort Worth, Texas
Facebook buying Instagram is like Justin Timberlake buying MySpace. #WhoCares
An Ode to
You made my photos pretty,
And then you needed money
Facebook bought you,
and there goes privacy
I feel like a cloud seeing a hurricane coming. Preparing myself to be ingested and to disapear...
Berlin / Maastricht / Beirut
Feels like eBay buying PayPal. Feels bad, man.
Ciudad de México
Finally digital mass photography will be destroyed. Only a few will survive.
no metaphor. I freaking hate it.
it's like having sex with a supermodel then having to pull out right before orgasm.
it's about as exciting as a cock flavoured lollipop! #InstaBook
About the same level of excitement as when McCain selected Sarah Palin as a running mate. Should have a similar outcome too.
now what I know what it feels like to get one of those phone calls that ends with "you should get yourself tested" #Instagram
I am a weak old ice-meme sandwich in the desert excited.
on xbox Live ha
so now it's "Facegram" or "Instabook"?
Facebook buying Instagram to provide seamless integration between photos of your dinner and the people who don't want to see them.
Facebook buying Instagram is to Twitter buying Tweetie. the UI and support is destined to fail and the number of users will soar
Facebook buying Instagram is like Björk doing a commercial for Coca Cola.
Now you can see pictures of Jesus and Dinnner at the same time. The Like Supper.
Oh Mark Zuckerburg!
Instagram is just not worth
One Billion Dollars
the #Instagram acquisition is like American Apparel being bought by Walmart - get ready for hipsters to start jumping ship
money can buy everything even free App.
It's as if millions of hipsters cried out in terror...and were suddenly silenced.
.@Gizmodo It's like that time your creepy uncle bought a new pair of binoculars.
I feel excited to know they will be taking a solid iOS app and ruining it like they did their own. The Facebook app is horrible
these rich kids buy fancy DSLRs and think they're photographers. Here's spotting one more
roses are red, Facebook is blue, Instagram and Facebook used to be two. It means that we're fuc*ked, the user who is me and you.
I have neither a facebook account nor an Instagram account. So the purchase is fairly meaningless.
I feel like International Pillow Fight Day was taken over by International Smallpox-Infected Blanket Fight Day.
Facebook will now literally be a book filled with faces. Mostly duck faces but faces nonetheless.
you know that feeling you get when you're pooping at school and people come up to your stall and mess with you to force you out?
Instagram is now like an indie band selling out for the money. Then again, "You know what's cool? A billion dollars is cool."
Buying Instragram, Facebook adds hipster quilting and an extra ply to the toilet paper roll. Who doesn't enjoy extra plush tp?
1 bllion? They could have just downloaded it for free!
Prolly just like Twitter acquiring TweetDeck. All bad.
how bout a haiku? "What do I care if / Facebook just bought Instagram? / I never used it."
Instagram is clearly a jedi - the original paper based pics were not the polar-oids users were looking for.