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Why did God invent hangovers?

6:27AM Tue, April 10 2012

197281_10150117913326821_510356820_6971491_169218_n_normal @HarriD123 Cardiff/Brighton

'cos Eve ate the apple?

6:28AM Tue, April 10 2012

10999d9409556bf1f451928fdb635af9_normal @theotriangle Ireland

maybe you got that the wrong way round.

6:28AM Tue, April 10 2012

11b1bc59cdddd535dd03eef84cc140bf_normal @Lmj1978 kent

that and teeth are his biggest failure

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

Zw1zrj1uju0m30noadmt_normal @benbobbrown

He didn't! They're man made! It's your own bloody fault! x

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

Img-20120605-00009_normal @lucyfantarrow DeVon

To remind you Not to drink so much...!!

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

3a00df1f407e705c8d59deb114534f88_normal @mofgimmers

Because Jesus took the piss with the 'water into wine' trick.

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

C7fd6c4078ef7ea5cf02a9fe44d763e9_normal @roseandaster Great Missenden, UK

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6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

4h7cnv3118nnql8j1d73_normal @brokenbottleboy

Well, if he existed, I'd assume it's because you can't have fun without some sort of punishment.

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

Jr0vig3a_normal @Chr1sMadden Behind You

to punish the funlovers?

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

7cb2cfad6d2af1defcf0b131563150f5_normal @chris_maslen3D London

Hangover is God's way of saying "you kicked ass last night"

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

20110907_1395_copy22_normal @the100thkiss Norwich, UK

he didn't? That would be biology Dawn.

6:29AM Tue, April 10 2012

Mjwtm2apxnpudloo7apw_normal @ellie_o_d

because the devil invented liquor!

6:30AM Tue, April 10 2012

Sd7bw8k4_normal @Ricky_Herridge North Yorkshire, England. UK

To stop foolish idiots like us getting too pissed ;) I dont drink alcohol now, but the older you get, the worse it gets, nasty

6:30AM Tue, April 10 2012

Adm9dj7mpc341sha592q_normal @AltoAngel

The devil is responsible for those............... ;-)

6:30AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @Fizzy_Bubbles

stop you doing it Again?

6:30AM Tue, April 10 2012

5739455eb104c2ea3594698fa26d7265_normal @_stevedunn

to spite his son who was winning friends by turning water into wine

6:30AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @OberonJewellery Newbury, Berkshire

cos he has an evil sense of humour...

6:31AM Tue, April 10 2012

Bca75d77c090f6482d5c455962383831_normal @SB_Murray London

I think it's to make tee totalers and designated drivers feel better after they were unable to drink!

6:31AM Tue, April 10 2012

E78b1d31f2b81aa6aa9230b8214942cb_normal @LovedByBubbles Northern Ireland

so you can repent your sins in misery, xo

6:32AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @AmberSeesRed

to make you appreciate the fun times you had getting that way but to make sure we'd be able to appreciate sober life to? :0)

6:32AM Tue, April 10 2012

C33b118ac09b5163375c893e3292619b_normal @Ttcuk

Same reason he gave us periods and childbirth. He is a meanie. FACT.

6:33AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @RossBingham1 World of my own!

No such thing as god, hangovers are Science! :0)

6:34AM Tue, April 10 2012

U3ond1yo_normal @Domzi2 Rhyl

so that drinkers will have something to take about in the morning.

6:36AM Tue, April 10 2012

8758cdb40e4540d49b0a227c9ac5f120_normal @poppyloves1

To boost sales of orange juice.

6:36AM Tue, April 10 2012

09d9c1d8816336a6b0e60ccac9ebd089_normal @samabdulla Edinburgh

about half an hour he invented sausage sandwiches and paracetamol to make up for it.

6:37AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @RachaelGrocott

I 100% only went out last night after seeing your cocktail photo. (I'm not hungover though!)

6:38AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @shoey27 shrewsbury

it's all about karma. For all the fun you have drinking, you must have an equal and opposite amount of suffering :)

6:38AM Tue, April 10 2012

543427cf0d528ac14d85dfa21bb14432_normal @petersloan76 Belfast N Ireland

purely so he could giggle at the dreaded "walk of shame"

6:39AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @Raddish25 Wigan, UK

cos he's a bastard! I mean who invents wine and then invents a punishment for drinking it!

6:41AM Tue, April 10 2012

D34bf4ef758d675fc7fd1386103c10d1_normal @girlwinged Strawberry Fields

it's proof there is no god.

6:41AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @stevem00n Hertfordshire, UK

if you kill enough brain cells you don't get 'em! :)

6:43AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @ajlaing1309 Bonnie Scotland

so we would know that somewhere today you will feel better

6:44AM Tue, April 10 2012

Birthday_normal @Geoada2011 Thurso, Highlands

god didn't, women did & now its backfired lol

6:44AM Tue, April 10 2012

F87de6009819edc9be7649f901bb71d3_normal @El_Bel exmouth

so paracetomol keeps being sold

6:49AM Tue, April 10 2012

A91d8779ba1f2f2424a94edd846392be_normal @DAMacDonald1980 Scotland

Cause he never invented booze

6:52AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @Axis_Sue Glasgow

God giveth... and he taketh away. He's a complete partypooper!

6:54AM Tue, April 10 2012

Kx71i0lvs5mlzy82a3v4_normal @xMissGillPx

'Cos he's a man and therefore a bit thick?!!

6:55AM Tue, April 10 2012

Facebookhomescreenimage_normal @dianeastley Toronto, Ontario

praying to the porcelain god are you?

6:56AM Tue, April 10 2012

Wolfsbanesave_normal @Sangfugol North Warwickshire , England

,he didn't he invented the 7 deadly sins, some of which you probably commited last evening, the hangover is the result ; )

7:04AM Tue, April 10 2012

E163733663d5bc74f43e935e75fe5918_normal @BrianWild1

He was tired & couldn't be bothered to give everyone 2 livers :)

7:07AM Tue, April 10 2012

Poppy2_normal @dejastar2011

So our livers might have some sort of chance of making old age :)

7:08AM Tue, April 10 2012

Blonde_normal @revolut1onname Macclesfield, UK

To be a pain in the arse. He invented beer and steaks to show that he loves us, then hangovers and bellies to ruin the fun!

7:16AM Tue, April 10 2012

262030_10150638377550517_564800516_18748919_597934_n_normal @AByrne1990

he must be Catholic! No fun without guilt & retribution..

7:49AM Tue, April 10 2012

Dscf0205_normal @Baldyfab

to punish celebs for having too much time and money!

7:50AM Tue, April 10 2012

Me_normal @Emilyswinerd Chester

to try and save our livers...

9:30AM Tue, April 10 2012

9422_157567961324_789576324_2780375_7640077_n_normal @joebealuk

just remember that there is always someone worse off, stag do hangover day 3

10:05AM Tue, April 10 2012

Image_normal @Farrowmagic Sunny Essex

Google blowfish ! Get someone to buy some from the USA.. Certainly takes the edge of those cocktail induced hangovers x

12:25PM Tue, April 10 2012

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