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4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Serious Q: what do you do with those noisy farts you're desperate to unleash, when on a children's hospital ward?

2:15AM Wed, May 30 2012

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Dc41a511aa74ae93295cd7c364c3aeac_normal @spacegirlgail space. obvs.

blame a kid

2:15AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

Blame one of the kids? They may well find it hilarious anyway, so you could just release?

2:16AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @robobmann

go 2 the bath room !

2:16AM Wed, May 30 2012

B3cb7fa8e24e7ae03114f9a1181561f6_normal @Miz2nice London city *baby*

lmao behave yourself how's my nephew doing this morning? Did he rest well over night?

2:17AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

Or just blame one of the kids?

2:17AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

But the NOISE!!!!!!! Mine sound like a bloke off a building site... or several blokes!!!!

2:17AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Lol. I might scare the little one!!!!

2:18AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

you can hear from there too. Tried that earlier...

2:18AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @robobmann

oh dear what u been eating ?

2:19AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Lol. Yeah he's great - woke at 4am tho & was wide awake!! But barely using morphine pump & feeling good!! :-D

2:19AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

A box of ginger fudge... bad of me!!

2:20AM Wed, May 30 2012

Dc41a511aa74ae93295cd7c364c3aeac_normal @spacegirlgail space. obvs.

clench cheeks and head for loo?

2:20AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Are you popping in Fri with Angelica love? If so, no need this eve. Xxx

2:22AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Loo is on ward. & not soundproofed. Have verified already. :-(

2:22AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

Then you may have to pop to the loo to release.

2:23AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

Yes, we were planning to. Are you sure? X

2:23AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @xHolmesyx

morning, how's K doing?

2:24AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

Oh dear...

2:24AM Wed, May 30 2012

Dc41a511aa74ae93295cd7c364c3aeac_normal @spacegirlgail space. obvs.

fuck it then. You are living through a stressful time, everyone will understand, just let rip.

2:24AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

Play loud music? Something with trumpets in?

2:24AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Of course darling!!! But thank you so much for offering!!! Pop in with Angelica Fri, thatd be ace!!

2:25AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Hi love. He's so much better thank you. Awake at 4am tho, but barely using morphine & feeling good!! :-) x

2:26AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @LauraCarline

x let me know if you need anything before then, seriously.

2:27AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

LMAOOOOOO!! Kobe's now competing by doing exactly that!!

2:27AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

LMAOOOO!!! *cues Rizzle Kicks "Down With The Trumpets"*

2:28AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

Ok love. Will do xxxx

2:28AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @xHolmesyx

that's fabulous, he's an amazing little man x

2:29AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

He so is!! Even the nurses are like "are you SURE you don't need morphine?" I'd be emptying it!! Lol

2:30AM Wed, May 30 2012

B3cb7fa8e24e7ae03114f9a1181561f6_normal @Miz2nice London city *baby*

awww that great news sis how long is he gonna be there? N how are u feeling?

2:34AM Wed, May 30 2012

Image_normal @robobmann

nice they say ginger is good 4 digestion :-)

2:44AM Wed, May 30 2012

Bev_normal @BevFlannery Hertfordshire, England

that conversation's made me lol. Have you released gas yet Kay?

2:47AM Wed, May 30 2012

Dc41a511aa74ae93295cd7c364c3aeac_normal @spacegirlgail space. obvs.

I imagine she's always slowly seeping gas Bev

2:49AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

He's gonna be in til weekend, hopefully out out Mon!!

4:18AM Wed, May 30 2012

4183f258f95887ee9a77a6aabc259b56_normal @Kayleidogyn

I'm ok, knackered & v squeamish. But happy surgery's over!!!

4:21AM Wed, May 30 2012

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