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soooooo. My question for today, Twitter, is "How does one discipline a chicken?"

4:30AM Mon, May 17 2010

Roof_normal @thegreatgonzo

threaten to withhold its clucket money? #disciplineachicken

4:32AM Mon, May 17 2010

64093fb05d3e62a0e08991a1e0b8e00c_normal @mgleadow

Make it go an eat worms? Oh, wait. #disciplineachicken

4:38AM Mon, May 17 2010

59960e12458447d9701a4fbccea16cb9_normal @drfidelius

You bribe them a couple of buck-bucks.

4:40AM Mon, May 17 2010

365_23jan2010_squarecrop_normal @DavidH67

veggie myself but i think most of them are 'disciplined' at 20 mins/lb gas mark5

4:53AM Mon, May 17 2010

E36ec9b8672df1e4086e7a710f59fb01_normal @Erica_Jane_MP

Noooo - these are egg chickens, not pot chickens. Although when they stop laying, we can make hen au vin...

4:55AM Mon, May 17 2010

365_23jan2010_squarecrop_normal @DavidH67

when they get a bit past it I'll buy them off you or swop them for a tesco shrinkwrapped bird #chickenrescuer

8:08AM Mon, May 17 2010

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