@Caissie

What is the first aid protocol if your finger is having a heart attack?

5:48PM Thu, May 27 2010

@rthurmond

Amputate asap

5:50PM Thu, May 27 2010

@tinarowley

Dear goodness. Loosen its tie, maybe? I have not studied...FPR.

5:51PM Thu, May 27 2010

@notgiamatti

Apply Aspercreme and call 911.

5:51PM Thu, May 27 2010

@Dav3Ston3

Amputation/Piggie transplant.

5:52PM Thu, May 27 2010

@toddster

I have a very tiny defibrillator you can borrow.

5:52PM Thu, May 27 2010

@Spoony_C

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

5:52PM Thu, May 27 2010

@astan

call a rabbi..preferably an orthodox one

5:52PM Thu, May 27 2010

@sjptweets

Cut it off.

5:52PM Thu, May 27 2010

@HellZiggy

Take an anatomy class? Give it FPR (Finger Pulminary Resuscitation)? Take a spelling class to learn to spell "resuscitation"?

5:53PM Thu, May 27 2010

@karacornflake

If my "first aid" reply is naughty, will you forgive me? Can never respond cheeky anymore...

5:53PM Thu, May 27 2010

@dantelfer

Cram it in a light socket, nature's defibrillator.

5:55PM Thu, May 27 2010

@matsholberg

Tequila shot, stat.

5:56PM Thu, May 27 2010

@Spidey004

Don't panic. It may not be a heart attack. Do you feel pain primarily radiating down the left side?

5:56PM Thu, May 27 2010

@amanjo

Hmm, stick it in an electric socket?

5:57PM Thu, May 27 2010

@karianneholt

CFR?

5:58PM Thu, May 27 2010

@Spidey004

At any rate, if you get through this, I must insist you stop dipping your finger into chloresterol-rich foods in the future.

5:58PM Thu, May 27 2010

@batemanimation

Little tiny CPR.

5:58PM Thu, May 27 2010

@fabulousmsmoxie

Apply swift pressure with a heavy, flat object. Like a hammer. Or an anvil.

6:02PM Thu, May 27 2010

@MrsNutcase215

I would get a Double Down at KFC and show that finger heart attack a thing or two.

6:06PM Thu, May 27 2010

@ambassadordave

Get someone to pull it. RT @Caissie What is the first aid protocol if your finger is having a heart attack?

11:33PM Thu, May 27 2010

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What is the first aid protocol if your finger is having a heart attack?

Amputate asap

Dear goodness. Loosen its tie, maybe? I have not studied...FPR.

Apply Aspercreme and call 911.

Amputation/Piggie transplant.

I have a very tiny defibrillator you can borrow.

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

call a rabbi..preferably an orthodox one

Cut it off.

Take an anatomy class? Give it FPR (Finger Pulminary Resuscitation)? Take a spelling class to learn to spell "resuscitation"?

If my "first aid" reply is naughty, will you forgive me? Can never respond cheeky anymore...

Cram it in a light socket, nature's defibrillator.

Tequila shot, stat.

Don't panic. It may not be a heart attack. Do you feel pain primarily radiating down the left side?

Hmm, stick it in an electric socket?

CFR?

At any rate, if you get through this, I must insist you stop dipping your finger into chloresterol-rich foods in the future.

Little tiny CPR.

Apply swift pressure with a heavy, flat object. Like a hammer. Or an anvil.

I would get a Double Down at KFC and show that finger heart attack a thing or two.

Get someone to pull it. RT @Caissie What is the first aid protocol if your finger is having a heart attack?

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Replyz collects and amplifies questions from around the web, allowing a wider audience to answer them.

What is the first aid protocol if your finger is having a heart attack?

Amputate asap

Dear goodness. Loosen its tie, maybe? I have not studied...FPR.

Apply Aspercreme and call 911.

Amputation/Piggie transplant.

I have a very tiny defibrillator you can borrow.

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

call a rabbi..preferably an orthodox one

Cut it off.

Take an anatomy class? Give it FPR (Finger Pulminary Resuscitation)? Take a spelling class to learn to spell "resuscitation"?

If my "first aid" reply is naughty, will you forgive me? Can never respond cheeky anymore...

Cram it in a light socket, nature's defibrillator.

Tequila shot, stat.

Don't panic. It may not be a heart attack. Do you feel pain primarily radiating down the left side?

Hmm, stick it in an electric socket?

CFR?

At any rate, if you get through this, I must insist you stop dipping your finger into chloresterol-rich foods in the future.

Little tiny CPR.

Apply swift pressure with a heavy, flat object. Like a hammer. Or an anvil.

I would get a Double Down at KFC and show that finger heart attack a thing or two.

Get someone to pull it. RT @Caissie What is the first aid protocol if your finger is having a heart attack?

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