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Dear men of Match.com: How do I get in touch with your hot friend from your picture?

8:19PM Sun, May 30 2010

1777cea33761b72ae3704cf4ca2f489a_normal @tshumbie

the hot friend is probably married :(

8:23PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Yeah, I know. Total www.sadtrombone.com

8:29PM Sun, May 30 2010

Logo-small_normal @agnarchy

lol I'm thinking of starting a non-homosexuality bromance website. Think that would work?

8:30PM Sun, May 30 2010

1777cea33761b72ae3704cf4ca2f489a_normal @tshumbie

totally! :( or they could be the gay friend....which is the same sad trombone :(

8:31PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Only one way to find out...we can start with you and

8:33PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

I don't find too many with the gay friend for some reason (which is too bad...I love me some gays)

8:33PM Sun, May 30 2010

602e9127aff607ca2f1c6c01880f4a9b_normal @ThatFunnyJew

wouldn't that be maxim.com or menshealth.com

8:34PM Sun, May 30 2010

3554816606_b03fdb670a_o_normal @coked_up_jesus

Is that why I had no luck on there...you women are always after the friend. Probably my smarmy profile too.

8:34PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

It depends on what direction the site takes...funny posts yes, shirtless photos no.

8:36PM Sun, May 30 2010

1777cea33761b72ae3704cf4ca2f489a_normal @tshumbie

if they had gay friends..you know they'd be fun...*sigh*

8:37PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

I wouldn't be after the friend if I could actually see the person who's supposed to be first & foremost ;)

8:37PM Sun, May 30 2010

1777cea33761b72ae3704cf4ca2f489a_normal @tshumbie

at least you're the right age for match...i tried it...and was not he preferred age for women :( #old

8:39PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Oh, I think I'm getting pretty close to that age. Oh well.

8:39PM Sun, May 30 2010

Logo-small_normal @agnarchy

yes I'm thinking like a way to match up dudes who are new in town and just want to hang out and watch baseball or somethin

8:40PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Um, and it's guys only? Cause I gotta be honest, that sounds like fun.

8:40PM Sun, May 30 2010

Logo-small_normal @agnarchy

do they have a bromance forum at maxim? Damnit all my ideas are taken by billion dollar companies...

8:41PM Sun, May 30 2010

1777cea33761b72ae3704cf4ca2f489a_normal @tshumbie

uh...i think you have many years to go...many! :D you're such a chickolette!

8:41PM Sun, May 30 2010

Logo-small_normal @agnarchy

shirtless would be strictly prohibited and actively moderated

8:42PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Oh my friend, not as many as you'd think ;)

8:42PM Sun, May 30 2010

Logo-small_normal @agnarchy

guys only. And gals who like to run pivot.

8:42PM Sun, May 30 2010

3554816606_b03fdb670a_o_normal @coked_up_jesus

If hes not on the forefront...I'd say he is hiding something. Aka nubs. Or one of those micropenises.

8:43PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

only if I can be a contributor to the site ;) (yeah, I'm totally gonna write the vacation post too, I promise)

8:43PM Sun, May 30 2010

1777cea33761b72ae3704cf4ca2f489a_normal @tshumbie

hahaha - in the words of jimmy cliff...you have many rivers to cross :D

8:44PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Ohhh...I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip (HA! The tip!)

8:46PM Sun, May 30 2010

3554816606_b03fdb670a_o_normal @coked_up_jesus

Why do you need to use match though? I mean I did because of a book and my crippiling shyness...

8:49PM Sun, May 30 2010

3554816606_b03fdb670a_o_normal @coked_up_jesus

But you seem quite interesting and outgoing. Just busy? And so not to keep this too serious, double fart fluff.

8:50PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Because I'm lazy as hell and I can always find something better to do than date. My contribution? POOOOOOP

8:52PM Sun, May 30 2010

3554816606_b03fdb670a_o_normal @coked_up_jesus

I hear ya on the lazy part. I'm sure I'd be in a meaningful relationship by now if I wasn't so lazy and turned off by "dating"

8:55PM Sun, May 30 2010

602e9127aff607ca2f1c6c01880f4a9b_normal @ThatFunnyJew

I'm in. Whatever. If it turns into a heist. I'm driving the van.

10:33PM Sun, May 30 2010

8321f7f44cc68f8c9dc8f567ff82617c_normal @DysFuncJunc

Ok, so is the wheel man. Can I be the grease man?

10:37PM Sun, May 30 2010

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