Why does everyone interview Tiger Woods like it's the single most important interview in the history of mankind?
I know right? His interviews are always super boring too. #dull
how pumped is joe meade for ND women's basketball
Halifax NS Canada
Must be the lively interviews he gives w/ the witty banter.
because over the last few decades he's really moved his balls around into holes at a high rate
kinda like how every sheen interview was 'exclusive'
with my sons ..
cuz the only other athlete to fall this far (mike tyson) scares ppl!!
good Q. what the heck is the answer?
because the next time someone gets a unique answer out of him it will have been the 1st time. #woodentiger
It's the t same reason why LeBron James felt it was necessary to have "The Decision".
because he is tiger woods....
that's just rinaldi. He is to Tiger Woods what Ed Werder is to Brett Favre. #obsessed #truedat
O Fallon IL
Because every man wants to know how he got away with soo many girlfriends for such a long time!!!!!!!!
probably because if he gets back on track then can say they stood by Tiger through it all
Because his comeback is more difficult than Muhammed Ali's?
Because its always performed by Tom Rinaldi..talk about melodramatic!
the dude isn't even the best golfer in the PGA anymore...
You jealous that you can't get a interview with Tiger? I wouldn't let you interview my dog! #bringyourownpeanutbutter #yousuck
you better watch out Rinaldi will have you pushed to page 3
uhhh, for the same reason u just felt the need to tweet about it. i can't explain it, but some people actually care about golf
And they seem worried that he will harm them physically.
South Bend, IN
Or as if he'll actually answer questions straight forward.
hasnt Tiger won 6 of his last 24 events? MVP status
hes the kinda guy that will constantly fall for the banana in the tail pipe joke
Los Angeles, CA
Blandest human being ever, at least publicly. Spent a lot more time cultivating his golf swing than his personality
Las Vegas, Nevada
He is the interview equivalent of the Al Capone vault Geraldo special. Hoping for cool stuff, but we get bupkus in the end.
crazy but big name n golf no matter what when he is on and off
because it is!!! Every Tiger interview is better than the one before!!!!
You obviously didn't listen to Jim Rome interview Mike Tyson today.
They should be interviewing Mike Tyson like Rome just did. At least he honest and trying to be a better man. Tiger? Smh.
because he is one of the best golfers in the history of mankind?
because there is no humor or levity in golf. None. Now if you could keep your voice down...we're going to the green on 16.
get him on the pod. BREAK THE TREND!
haha I agree! Once I saw him he was on the course and everyone waited while he pissed in one o… (cont) http://deck.ly/~acJCy
Your employers invented that ploy. Perhaps something you can bring up at next company softball game.
because he is the greatest icon in sports today and possibly history
Anywhere Smack is Talked.
THE ONLY INTERVIEW OF VALUE, EVER, WAS THE DECISION. IT'S NOT CALLED "A" DECISION. IT'S "THE" DECISION.
because he's always sitting there undressing them with those tiger eyes...
The same reason that The Masters is spoken of in hushed tones only appropriate for the return of our alien overlords.
Well, that depends. Is he driving while you ride along? Because fire hydrants don't give much... could be your last article.
RT Tiger Woods ...important interview in the history of mankind? / billion $ athlete+shagged hella strippers/pornstars+blasian
For the same reason we impeached a President for his tail-getting proficiency...America's collective sexual frustration!
they are hoping he will give them his leftover mistresses
It's not worth risking upsetting Tiger and having him sleep with your wife.
I don't get it either? Tiger hates the media and is a lame interview...
Iowa via Minnesota
because Tiger is so pompous in his interviews. The way he acts makes them feel like their interviewing God. And they buy it
Their judgement gets warped by his painfully white teeth#
Waiting for a Ewing theory update after Nuggets dumped Lakers in LA
What did you think of Tigers answer to "Who is the best golfer now?"
because deep down, many people hope/think it'll turn into a Tyson/Sheen bizarro meltdown. Sad.
he's a middle of the pack golfer who used to be great til he got busted doing a ton of women while he was married. that's all.
Tiger is changing the world and it must be taken in the correct context...one of grave, somber significance
Come on Bill you know better. They treated MJ like that. Any athlete that might be the greatest of all time
Prob because it is, guy is the greatest to ever play the game. Get with it
Cause they are afraid of him. They don't want the Peter Kostis treatment. But he just a flawed guy who used to play great golf.
High Point, NC
Tiger still won't accept your interview requests, huh?
Can we get a few words on the exchange of nods between he and Rinaldi?
Kinda' like they do with Obama. Who knows?
doesn't rinaldi and tiger remind you of ed Werder interviewing the snot out of favre during the offseason?
maybe cuz he's the single most compelling golfer on the history of mankind.
being black probably has nothing to do with it
he never says anything anyway. He is valedictorian of Derek Jeter School of Boring Interviews
- Funny from a guy born and raised in a rich kid suburb of Philly
Las Vegas, Nev.
You forgot to ...pause... before you wrote Tiger Woods' name. He needs the dramatic entrance at all times!
Fear him may try to have sex with them? Is that joke overplayed... ?
PS122, bizotch! Tell your homer boy to shut his trap unless he's talking about boston - only subject he knows
When it is the single most important interview of your life, you assume Yourself >= Mankind.
Why does everyone interview Tiger Woods like it's the single most important interview in the history of mankind? /because it is
maybe you should be asking the reporters that question. They are the ones sucking his ass
Dunno, but they always ask the same questions too. Makes for really boring interviews
everyone wants a part of the train wreck that is his former career
Isn't it hard to believe that a few years ago we thought this guy was going to be some sort of Muhammad Ali-like cultural icon?
b/c if they screw it up it will be their last one w/ him. He will cut you off. Ask Peter Kostis.
Because golf journos are so far up their own assess about the gravitas of their sport they make royal-watchers look self-aware
because he always seems like he's going to snap and throw a chair at any negative question
Because he's like Gandhi. If Gandhi had a little something on the side. And I don't mean fries.
because he is the greatest competitor in the history of sports Bill. Dumb question
Rockville Centre, NY
They are all hoping to get one shred of humanity out of him.
Easy, they don't want to piss him off and be black listed. How would you have interviewed Bill Russell or Larry Bird?
Coming from a person who once wrote 50 million fawning words about playing a video game with him for ten mins.
because he's a billionaire who has the entire fate of the PGA riding on him.
it's part of Tiger's plan to win over America by winning the Masters, after throwing every tourney he's played in since '09
is mullin really a hall of famer? If so where does he rank on the pyramid?
#1 question you'd ask? I'd go with "Would you want your daughter to marry a man like you?" Can't imagine the reaction.
Didnt your interview make it sound like it was?
Because it's possible in their head that they get an answer to THE question (Thanksgiving 09)
because it IS the most important interview this side of Jordan's retirement. The most influential athlete this side of Jordan
Because anyone who interviews him thinks their interview will be the one that he flips out on.
they're hoping the respect will get them an their next visit to Perkins
so true! but tiger was/is the biggest name in all of sports, maybe of all time?Or that could just be perception & culture today
why doesnt he get that front tooth fixed?
because we are sick twisted people that love to see the dead bodies or Jersey Shore whatever
because there's at least the smallest possibility Tiger might invite you into a 3-way w/ him at some point
I don't know but #espn is your people, get on there shitt lol
Long Island City, NY, USA
They R chasing the dragon. They all had their chance during/after the scandal, but nobody had the sac to ask good ?'s RE: Tiger
Hey follow for Jersey Shore info. He knows a few of the cast members and can get ur questions answered
Didn't you once write a column about playing the Tiger Woods video game w/ him using the same tone?
because he's married to espn. How many espys has he won for best athlete playing a sport that requires no athletic ability
Dude can't swing if someone takes a mental picture in his backswing right now.#treathimwithkidgolfgloves
Remind me next time to Bizzaro bet you and House if UConn wins. Big East as a whole could lose out while individual team wins.
North Palm Beach, FL
I guess the sport of golf brings it out in people...how else do u explain that piano music during masters coverage?
did you see tiger on jimmy fallon? It was great.
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Cause he's got Tiger blood. Wait do you think that Charlie Sheen meant literally that he has Tiger's blood?
Good observation. Tiger...your swing is not coming back!!
tiger probly charges more than other ppl for an interview.
Corpus Christi, TX
because [insert snarky retort]!
Because they are hoping to get lucky?
lol. How would you treat it? Lead us off with a couple questions please.
You're cut off now, man ... if you weren't already.
why does Tiger reply to every question like someone has his balls in a vice.... oh wait...
RT Why does everyone interview Tiger Woods like its the most important interview in the history of mankind? ///cause it is, duh
because he could fuck u and your wife, and there's nothing you could do about it #TigerPower
Because he used to be such a bully to media. Even though he's not as relevant, it's learned behavior
because if they dont treat it that way they are branded as racists
maybe cause he never says anything and has not won anything in 2 years... plus hes got that stanky tooth
Des Moines, Iowa
and he interviews like it's for jury duty.
No idea, he's not even that good a golfer any more.
because they waNt to know how many chicks he bagged
How about Dennis Rodman, HALL of FAMER!
because if the interview goes well than there is the hope Tiger will introduce him to one of his dozens of women!
Because if you are not nice to Tiger he will shoot you with his laser beam eyes.
How many other porn stars get that treatment?
B/c he was the dominant player in sports. And no one guessed he'd cheat on his Swedish wife w/ Pornstars & Perkins waitresses
You haven't noticed how important golf is? And how importnt Tiger/Masters is? War and world hunger step aside..golf is serious.
well said...or asked. tiger is a douche.
Masses spoiled by "Decision" caliber interviews. Plop him in flannel, sit him in Boys N Girls club & you got TV gold... right?
B/c just before the interview he was fucking 3 whores in the greenroom.
Why is golf considered a sport?It's a pastime at best.Yet Golfers think they are the most important people on the planet.Weird
after he banged every girl of man kind.
When you go to your teams page on espn and the leading scorer for the season is on a different team. That sux. Thanks Sarver!!
everyone hopes that they will be the interviewer that be actually opens up to.
If Butler wins tonight can we make a Ewing Theory for college called the Haywood Theory?
Because Tiger will only give interviewers either 5 minutes or 2 Larry King softball questions.
Plus, asking him a tough question is like a no-name golfer sayin he's not afraid of Tiger. Tiger then attacks.
how much would you pay to have charlie sheen interview tiger woods?
Tiger Woods is the sports equivalent of Charlie Sheen. Thats why.
seems to be the same reasoning behind the Charlie sheen live show
I am now with bucher, this is unwatchably bad basketball
Clark kellogg serving up lombardi's menu analogies
Great halftime score...for a high school girls bball game
question for the committe: does Ewing Theory apply to college hoops?
We are all disgraced at that half of basketball-sincerely the wnba
You're the only person I trust who knows enough about Chi Bulls/Intl Soccer 2 make recommendation (vacation loc not a factor!)
if Tiger goes goes on a run, it will be the biggest F-U in sports history. massive fallout, poor game, no one believes in him
They don't but he is still one athlete that people want to see and hear what he has to say.
i'm already following . get your game together son! #outsidethelinesreport
ima alil late but I'm with you bro.... Bout to ask him for an internship haha