@rhartlandsberg
Los Angeles, CA
A lot of us just have one in our heads.
7:44PM Fri, May 06 2011
@maggotsdinner
Philadelphia, PA
because theres not enough classy motherfuckers out there
7:44PM Fri, May 06 2011
@NihilistZealot
piano player in the loo? That's a bit extreme, idn't it?
7:45PM Fri, May 06 2011
@confinedwriter
Lufkin, TX
I want to learn Piano man for this very reason
7:45PM Fri, May 06 2011
@ShawnWildermuth
I totally agree...one of hte few nice things about Vegas is the plethora of Bar Piano Players
7:46PM Fri, May 06 2011
@KarismaticKing
Memphis, TN, USA
seeing u tweet just made me remember king of queens was on. And when I turned to it, you were on the screen lol
7:46PM Fri, May 06 2011
@automatic_ego
the state health clinic should total have one
7:46PM Fri, May 06 2011
@norablindsided
San Diego, California
Why doesn't my house have a piano player?
7:46PM Fri, May 06 2011
@pulmyears
East Bay, Californiastan
Real Estate Novelists love Piano Men!
7:46PM Fri, May 06 2011
@jasonbaldwin
Columbus
The Von Maur chain of department stores have piano players in the middle of every store. They're always old and great.
7:46PM Fri, May 06 2011
@EsotericInWhite
Austin, TX
Are you sure he's not just some weird guy that came in for a drink and started playing? He could be a terrorist.
7:47PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Viscerebral
Because they have the year 2011 instead.
7:47PM Fri, May 06 2011
@uttailgaters
Austin, TX
It's amazing what three little letters can do. A piano at a bar = great. A piano bar = total beating.
7:47PM Fri, May 06 2011
@FlyersFanShawn
Boyertown, PA
it would be rather awkward to have a piano player in the men's room. I would learn to play so I could work in the lady's room!
7:47PM Fri, May 06 2011
@APearce41
Rochester, NY
I like that idea! I'd like one in the exam room @ the ob-gyn while I'm in the stirrups. Hmmm...what song should he play?...
7:48PM Fri, May 06 2011
@FlyoverJoel
Your favorite layover spot.
PFFT! In Saint Paul, we have a piano player in our hardware store. Garrison Keillor's slightly above average stuff isn't crap.
7:48PM Fri, May 06 2011
@StaciLynnMartin
Tucson..... for now.
RT This lobby bar has a piano player. WHY DOESN'T EVERYWHERE HAVE A PIANO PLAYER? // in my house? One day, one day....
7:49PM Fri, May 06 2011
@carmizzle
Birmingham, Alabama
Because we don't frequent saloons in the wild west anymore. #lobbybarpianoplayer
7:49PM Fri, May 06 2011
@FenGar
Does it have a piano too? Cuz that'd make paying the piano player worthwhile.
7:49PM Fri, May 06 2011
@pmcnamee67
Massachusetts
Chico & Harpo Mark played piano in a whorehouse lobby.
7:50PM Fri, May 06 2011
@punchsmith
ÜT: 40.809093,-...
Take it easy, Fitzcarraldo.
7:50PM Fri, May 06 2011
@pmcnamee67
Massachusetts
Marx!
7:50PM Fri, May 06 2011
@courtneato
Tempe, AZ
I'm going to request this next time I'm at my OB/GYN.
7:51PM Fri, May 06 2011
@bobfreelander
Newbury Park, CA
All Gelsons should have piano players. Albertsons too. Not Ralphs though, that'd be tacky.
7:52PM Fri, May 06 2011
@SquawkBoxofFox
Philadelphia
Philly Airport has a piano player. Makes the pat down more romantic
7:55PM Fri, May 06 2011
@CommanderFrost
ÜT: 42.288553,-...
because 3/4s of them think they are Ben Folds or Billy Joel when in all actuality they are a couple steps south of Dr. Teeth.
7:58PM Fri, May 06 2011
@notyouravgjo
Baby grand pianos don't always fit on subway cars. But they have one at my grocery store!
7:58PM Fri, May 06 2011
@mread
I keep one of those in my pants.
7:59PM Fri, May 06 2011
@KungFuManda1
Iowa
fast food restaurants would be way more classy with a piano player!
8:01PM Fri, May 06 2011
@tedalexandro
"When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio... De Janeiro!"
8:04PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Iva0513
Near Corpus Christi, Tx
Great...now the Piano Man is playing in my brain...those crazy random thoughts it took the place of are planning a coup. chaos
8:06PM Fri, May 06 2011
@jeffkwilliams
Nashville
I'm wondering the same thing. #ineedmorejobs
8:09PM Fri, May 06 2011
@LesbianPony
my bathroom has one. Also when I leave my house they release doves.
8:10PM Fri, May 06 2011
@tarplicious
Central Florida
Because they won't except the wage McDonald's tried to pay them. #Classy
8:15PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Bowerzthedog
The middle of Texas.
there's an app for that.
8:16PM Fri, May 06 2011
@trangthetroll
Independence, Mo
I work weekend security at our Plaza sheritan hotel. If your ever in kansas city, there hotel bar has a piano and player!
8:17PM Fri, May 06 2011
@monsur
Chicago, IL
McDonalds in Wall Street has a piano player
8:23PM Fri, May 06 2011
@pi2rad
wilkes
unfortunately everywhere is just not classy enough- signed: a piano player
8:23PM Fri, May 06 2011
@treyhyphen
Chicagoish
eff that noise man.. why doesn't everywhere have DUELING PIANO PLAYERS that are in mortal combat for the best Bob Dylan cover?
8:25PM Fri, May 06 2011
@WayneABystrom
Wetaskiwin, AB
I couldn't agree more! #pianobarsrule
8:25PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Tarpo
Might make Planned Parenthood a more interesting experience.
8:27PM Fri, May 06 2011
@declanp1
ask him how much he gets payed and you'll get the answer.
8:28PM Fri, May 06 2011
@mmjhauer
Lower Mainland, BC
Agreed. Everywhere would be so much better with a piano player. It could be all jazz hands all the time.
8:28PM Fri, May 06 2011
@thenaitch
Pittsburgh, Pa
I'm with you on that!
8:29PM Fri, May 06 2011
@77Suzanne
I was once in a Walgreens with a piano player, it did make getting the pregnancy test more relaxing. #TrueStory
8:37PM Fri, May 06 2011
@jasonmrhodes
Suffolk, VA
we call them ipods
8:40PM Fri, May 06 2011
@misawissa
Miltown
Because not every place is as awesome as Milwaukee. Enjoy your night here. #weliketodrink
8:56PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Fatgrip
West Hartford CT
life would be better or acoustic guitar player
8:59PM Fri, May 06 2011
@raymassa
Houston, Texas
bathrooms?
9:10PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Topher1044
damn straight. I Fucking LOVE piano bars. dueling piano bars are even better.
9:21PM Fri, May 06 2011
@DanK_Ups
is standing right behind you
my moms chemo place has a lobby computerized player piano. Sometimes sombodies there sometimes there isnt. #kindacreepsmeout
9:29PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Siljmonster
California
Ask him if he worked at Nordstrom's
9:47PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Midnight0451
Chicago
I'm at your show in Milwaukee, this guy is destroying your show... Kill him with a spoon or whatever you have close to you.
10:33PM Fri, May 06 2011
@gryffyn
Annapolis, MD
we used to have a piano player in the lobby of our 5 story tiny office building. great way to go into work in the morning
10:35PM Fri, May 06 2011
@Navykey
'Cause Paul and Davy complain all the time the microphone smells like a beer
11:53PM Fri, May 06 2011
@adamazzle
orlando
yeah but the guy I feel worst for in the world is the piano player at a department store #sosad
12:07AM Sat, May 07 2011
@DarkPoet333
Philadelphia, PA
Hey, Patton, of the scotches you've enjoyed, how are you on Ardbeg, Laphroaig, or Lagavulin? The smoky Islays?
6:42AM Sat, May 07 2011
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