This lobby bar has a piano player. WHY DOESN'T EVERYWHERE HAVE A PIANO PLAYER?
because theres not enough classy motherfuckers out there
I totally agree...one of hte few nice things about Vegas is the plethora of Bar Piano Players
Memphis, TN, USA
seeing u tweet just made me remember king of queens was on. And when I turned to it, you were on the screen lol
San Diego, California
Why doesn't my house have a piano player?
East Bay, Californiastan
Real Estate Novelists love Piano Men!
The Von Maur chain of department stores have piano players in the middle of every store. They're always old and great.
Are you sure he's not just some weird guy that came in for a drink and started playing? He could be a terrorist.
It's amazing what three little letters can do. A piano at a bar = great. A piano bar = total beating.
it would be rather awkward to have a piano player in the men's room. I would learn to play so I could work in the lady's room!
I like that idea! I'd like one in the exam room @ the ob-gyn while I'm in the stirrups. Hmmm...what song should he play?...
Your favorite layover spot.
PFFT! In Saint Paul, we have a piano player in our hardware store. Garrison Keillor's slightly above average stuff isn't crap.
Tucson..... for now.
RT This lobby bar has a piano player. WHY DOESN'T EVERYWHERE HAVE A PIANO PLAYER? // in my house? One day, one day....
Because we don't frequent saloons in the wild west anymore. #lobbybarpianoplayer
Does it have a piano too? Cuz that'd make paying the piano player worthwhile.
Chico & Harpo Mark played piano in a whorehouse lobby.
Take it easy, Fitzcarraldo.
I'm going to request this next time I'm at my OB/GYN.
Newbury Park, CA
All Gelsons should have piano players. Albertsons too. Not Ralphs though, that'd be tacky.
Philly Airport has a piano player. Makes the pat down more romantic
because 3/4s of them think they are Ben Folds or Billy Joel when in all actuality they are a couple steps south of Dr. Teeth.
Baby grand pianos don't always fit on subway cars. But they have one at my grocery store!
I keep one of those in my pants.
fast food restaurants would be way more classy with a piano player!
"When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio... De Janeiro!"
Near Corpus Christi, Tx
Great...now the Piano Man is playing in my brain...those crazy random thoughts it took the place of are planning a coup. chaos
my bathroom has one. Also when I leave my house they release doves.
Because they won't except the wage McDonald's tried to pay them. #Classy
I work weekend security at our Plaza sheritan hotel. If your ever in kansas city, there hotel bar has a piano and player!
McDonalds in Wall Street has a piano player
unfortunately everywhere is just not classy enough- signed: a piano player
eff that noise man.. why doesn't everywhere have DUELING PIANO PLAYERS that are in mortal combat for the best Bob Dylan cover?
Might make Planned Parenthood a more interesting experience.
ask him how much he gets payed and you'll get the answer.
Lower Mainland, BC
Agreed. Everywhere would be so much better with a piano player. It could be all jazz hands all the time.
I was once in a Walgreens with a piano player, it did make getting the pregnancy test more relaxing. #TrueStory
Because not every place is as awesome as Milwaukee. Enjoy your night here. #weliketodrink
West Hartford CT
life would be better or acoustic guitar player
damn straight. I Fucking LOVE piano bars. dueling piano bars are even better.
is standing right behind you
my moms chemo place has a lobby computerized player piano. Sometimes sombodies there sometimes there isnt. #kindacreepsmeout
I'm at your show in Milwaukee, this guy is destroying your show... Kill him with a spoon or whatever you have close to you.
we used to have a piano player in the lobby of our 5 story tiny office building. great way to go into work in the morning
'Cause Paul and Davy complain all the time the microphone smells like a beer
yeah but the guy I feel worst for in the world is the piano player at a department store #sosad
Hey, Patton, of the scotches you've enjoyed, how are you on Ardbeg, Laphroaig, or Lagavulin? The smoky Islays?