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I have the ultimate ballsack itch killer: a vagina

2:22AM Tue, September 18 2012

In reply to: " “@godlessgirl: I've got 99 problems, but a ____ ain't one. My answers: mortgage, baby, itchy ballsack” <- How did you stop the itch? " -Asked by @Almost_Home

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i think we should all move to #Butts County, GA where theyhave to put the county name on their rear license plates.

6:10PM Thu, July 19 2012

In reply to: " I feel so bad for all the poor men whose worst life problems are dealing with feminists. :( :( :( How do they even deal? :( :( :( #sosad " -Asked by @Mowgli3

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ha!

5:42PM Thu, July 12 2012

In reply to: " What does cat meat taste like? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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well at least he gets nice gadgets out of it

11:09AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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oh indeed? well, it works.

11:06AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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doesn't that water down the martini? I need to have a chat with 007 when he comes back from dropping off my dry cleaning.

11:03AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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it's the imaginary mustache and spats that did it, right?

11:01AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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that's damn right--above average! *waves to all the little people*

10:59AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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i can take care of that!

10:59AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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do you mind if i stab you a little for saying "your cute" ? *hug stab*

10:58AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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well you know when i talk to myself it's pointed at you. or, at least this time it was

10:58AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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it's quite popular to think i'm short. In fact, I'm 5'8" :)

10:52AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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but with a face.

10:51AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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i'm glad it's only fleeting. men can be this fabulous, too!

10:51AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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the avatar helps a little bit! i do have a face, though

10:51AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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almost completely, dear. I do have dark hair (brown with pink highlights). I'm 5'8" and voluptuous!

10:50AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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oh, and I'm 5'8"/173cm

10:47AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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I'm 5'8" actually! is that tall?

10:46AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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"severe" as in distinct, sharp features? or as in "I'LL CUT A BITCH"

10:46AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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without a doubt. though you've seen me :)

10:45AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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Aww, thank you for the very kind compliment!

10:45AM Tue, July 03 2012

In reply to: " Dear tweeps whom I've never met: How do you picture me? Size, coloring, features...? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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but I don't have any real crush or obsession. What scares me are people who let infatuation grow and morph into something else

5:22PM Mon, June 25 2012

In reply to: " Who are these people who fall in lust with fictional characters? What switch in the brain was accidentally left on? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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I admit Mr Darcy has me at "crotch flap"

5:21PM Mon, June 25 2012

In reply to: " Who are these people who fall in lust with fictional characters? What switch in the brain was accidentally left on? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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sign me up!

3:56AM Sun, June 10 2012

In reply to: " So the book "How to Sell Yourself" is about prostitution, right? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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ooh, must read.

3:56AM Sun, June 10 2012

In reply to: " So the book "How to Sell Yourself" is about prostitution, right? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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except, you know, some of us? :D #feelsyourpain

4:09PM Fri, June 08 2012

In reply to: " WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELUDE AND ALLUDE? " -Asked by @Mowgli3

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When you figure out what your Patronus is, lemme know. #HP4Life

3:03PM Mon, June 04 2012

In reply to: " I've heard the same 15 Christian songs over and over for 24 straight work hours now. Where is the merciful kiss of death when I need it? " -Asked by @ologies

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Sending my pet Dementor over to your place rn.

1:44PM Mon, June 04 2012

In reply to: " I've heard the same 15 Christian songs over and over for 24 straight work hours now. Where is the merciful kiss of death when I need it? " -Asked by @ologies

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fine point. it seems absolutely silly to me.

12:57PM Thu, May 03 2012

In reply to: " Why is coconut water so popular all of a sudden? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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trendy. meh.

12:57PM Thu, May 03 2012

In reply to: " Why is coconut water so popular all of a sudden? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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well, that's good to know ;)

2:13PM Mon, January 30 2012

In reply to: " How do you feel about this phrase?: "I love you, but I don't have to like you right now." " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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bad, bad girlfriend! *spank* ... oh, sorry, she's not mine.

1:47PM Mon, January 30 2012

In reply to: " How do you feel about this phrase?: "I love you, but I don't have to like you right now." " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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that seems more productive

1:47PM Mon, January 30 2012

In reply to: " How do you feel about this phrase?: "I love you, but I don't have to like you right now." " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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this is why we can't have nice things

10:38AM Tue, January 10 2012

In reply to: " Spending the day running around to various doctors office. WHY are records not electronic? This is silly. " -Asked by @IDoubtIt

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rated 11 out of 10 for BOTNESS

1:47PM Wed, December 14 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know of any good twitter bots to be friends with? " -Asked by @Three_Ninjas

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i'm a bot.

1:41PM Wed, December 14 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know of any good twitter bots to be friends with? " -Asked by @Three_Ninjas

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haha very well :)

12:26AM Mon, September 26 2011

In reply to: " What is the BEST reason to believe in a deity? #atheism " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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haha :)

12:26AM Mon, September 26 2011

In reply to: " What is the BEST reason to believe in a deity? #atheism " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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nothing like a good fashion statement!

12:26AM Mon, September 26 2011

In reply to: " What is the BEST reason to believe in a deity? #atheism " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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not intended to be ;) curious what ppl might say!

11:53PM Sun, September 25 2011

In reply to: " What is the BEST reason to believe in a deity? #atheism " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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the reason that sucks the least? lol

11:53PM Sun, September 25 2011

In reply to: " What is the BEST reason to believe in a deity? #atheism " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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maybe they pass out first

12:39AM Sat, September 17 2011

In reply to: " Why doesn't anyone respond to my drunk texts!? " -Asked by @briandgregory

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Unfortunately, I see the GOP as "less government except when it comes to legislating morality"

2:35PM Tue, August 30 2011

In reply to: " Since when does gop = anti-gay? isn't the whole republican creed about less government and more personal freedoms? " -Asked by @tapps

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things blow up at work in the AM. Dunno why they don't spread it out more.

10:32AM Thu, May 12 2011

In reply to: " Why does all my stress happen in the morning when I'm grumpy and barely conscious? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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i'll take some too!

7:13PM Sun, March 13 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please just anonymously send me a few thousand dollars? Please? " -Asked by @Kiki_Dawn

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oh yeah, that's what i was thinking of!

9:27AM Fri, February 18 2011

In reply to: " Since when is "perve" not an acceptable word, scrabble game? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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Doing well! I'm craving a midnight snack, though.

1:07AM Sat, December 18 2010

In reply to: " Since when is it already midnight?! It feels like 10pm at the latest. " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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as a former Xian, I would've said ppl only need to trust Jesus for salvation. Still doesn't answer the whole question tho

2:05PM Thu, December 16 2010

In reply to: " Theists: what is the protocol according to your faith for those who are not mentally capable of grasping the bible? Free pass to heaven? " -Asked by @Evolution_Child

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you've got all the goodies :)

1:52PM Tue, December 14 2010

In reply to: " Can someone Accio me some lunch please? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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I'm not much of a china person, but I wish I had objects from my grandparents to pass on :)

1:02PM Thu, December 09 2010

In reply to: " Tweeps: Do you have family heirlooms being passed down? What are they? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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isn't it cool what objects can mean the most to us?

12:56PM Thu, December 09 2010

In reply to: " Tweeps: Do you have family heirlooms being passed down? What are they? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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i guess you're not afraid of clowns then :D

12:54PM Thu, December 09 2010

In reply to: " Tweeps: Do you have family heirlooms being passed down? What are they? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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omg Jasper's face needs kicking in

1:44AM Thu, November 25 2010

In reply to: " Who can leave New Moon without wanting to cut themselves and drown in a public toilet? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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happy to help!

1:44AM Thu, November 25 2010

In reply to: " Who can leave New Moon without wanting to cut themselves and drown in a public toilet? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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do you think we could say the same about words like "nigger"?

2:12PM Fri, October 22 2010

In reply to: " Are you offended when I say something like, "It's on, bitches! let's party!" Does the word "bitch" bother you? " -Asked by @godlessgirl

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maybe if you're in a desert and have no other choice.......?

5:35PM Sat, July 17 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know if drinking water collected from a dehumidifier is safe? " -Asked by @DoubtingTimmy

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i guess we'll just have to see! :D

12:51PM Mon, June 21 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know how to make a twitterbot? Need help! " -Asked by @vizhnet

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I suggest asking who runs

12:28PM Mon, June 21 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know how to make a twitterbot? Need help! " -Asked by @vizhnet

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according to who?

5:38PM Mon, May 10 2010

In reply to: " What is the difference between "good" theology and "bad" theology? " -Asked by @dreadpiratemick

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