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@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, but is that how you would want to see yourself?

5:52AM Fri, May 24

In reply to: " How do you identify yourself? By what you do? By who you are or pretend to be? Or by the others around you? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

But what others think, I know it matters, but to what extent?

5:49AM Fri, May 24

In reply to: " How do you identify yourself? By what you do? By who you are or pretend to be? Or by the others around you? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Why?

5:37AM Fri, May 24

In reply to: " How do you identify yourself? By what you do? By who you are or pretend to be? Or by the others around you? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Your reply should have been filled with condescension. Ah well.

2:08AM Fri, May 24

In reply to: " I want to be a mean, condescending person for a day. Who volunteers to be my subject? " -Asked by @wandererforever

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@dhruvster Manchester

You couldn't do it.

2:04AM Fri, May 24

In reply to: " I want to be a mean, condescending person for a day. Who volunteers to be my subject? " -Asked by @wandererforever

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@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you for the obvious.

2:07AM Thu, May 23

In reply to: " Girls love a guy with a sense of humour. And yet most of the twitter comedians are single. Girls, why do you lie? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Which city?

1:02AM Thu, May 23

In reply to: " Does anybody know of any counsellors psychologists or psychiatrists around here? " -Asked by @laajjo

@dhruvster Manchester

I know. But if your husband is okay, don't care about the others.

11:51PM Sun, May 19

In reply to: " What is a polite way to tell inlaws that you dont follow their faith and would like to wear what you wish to? " -Asked by @laajjo

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@dhruvster Manchester

New marriage, eh? You might have to abide by a few social norms in the beginning.

11:49PM Sun, May 19

In reply to: " What is a polite way to tell inlaws that you dont follow their faith and would like to wear what you wish to? " -Asked by @laajjo

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@dhruvster Manchester

By talking to your Husband. Use him as a medium. Although, never take my advice.

11:43PM Sun, May 19

In reply to: " What is a polite way to tell inlaws that you dont follow their faith and would like to wear what you wish to? " -Asked by @laajjo

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@dhruvster Manchester

It is like Marmalade.

9:15AM Sat, April 13

In reply to: " How is this Imbiss place in Bandra? Any good? " -Asked by @StonerJesus

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@dhruvster Manchester

Yes.

2:23PM Thu, March 28

In reply to: " Guetta. Armin Van Buren, Tiesto. So when is Bombay going to get some proper music? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

no one... it's me ya!

1:29PM Mon, March 04

In reply to: " Who has hijacked @dhruvster 's phone? " -Asked by @Mystique_16

@dhruvster Manchester

Will check it out. :)

7:50AM Mon, February 25

In reply to: " Where can I get a good steak in Bombay? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Oh, good steak? Hmm

7:42AM Mon, February 25

In reply to: " Where can I get a good steak in Bombay? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Amigos kaha hain?

7:41AM Mon, February 25

In reply to: " Where can I get a good steak in Bombay? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Where is this? Also, free tonight?

10:00AM Mon, February 18

In reply to: " A good salmon dish in bombay, where can I get one? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Hmm. I was thinking more in terms of the subway or the mall, etc.

1:16PM Sat, February 09

In reply to: " What is the weirdest place you've picked someone up? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I always thought twitter was the place to do so. Easy.

1:12PM Sat, February 09

In reply to: " What is the weirdest place you've picked someone up? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Isn't this what this place is meant to be?

1:12PM Sat, February 09

In reply to: " What is the weirdest place you've picked someone up? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Look into your inner self.

11:59AM Thu, February 07

In reply to: " Lovely people of my twitter, where can I find a transcript of the Togadia hate-speech that is causing all this outrage? " -Asked by @The_HappyNoodle

@dhruvster Manchester

Buy beer. Open it. Leave it for a few days. Beer Shampoo.

6:57AM Sun, January 20

In reply to: " Where can I get the beer shampoo many of you have been talking about? #parkAvenue #bombay " -Asked by @simrandot

@dhruvster Manchester

No. It is @vishweshk

7:09AM Tue, January 08

In reply to: " Where can I get a decent cover for the iPad? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

My dad can help you out. Let me ask him.

7:53AM Tue, December 11 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone know anyone that teaches Tarot in Mumbai? #Tarot " -Asked by @so_lucifer

@dhruvster Manchester

Train.

1:24AM Thu, December 06 2012

In reply to: " Traffic looks scary today. So what is the best rout that I can take to reach VT from Andheri? " -Asked by @madhumita

@dhruvster Manchester

Volvo will happen. And thank you.

1:45AM Sat, November 24 2012

In reply to: " Ajmer- Pushkar-Delhi-Mcleod Ganj- What do I add next? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

@UdaasPriest Ooh. Sounds good. So Pushkar to Delhi and then to Mcleodganj.

12:58AM Sat, November 24 2012

In reply to: " What is the best way to get from Rajasthan to Mcleodganj in December? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you.

12:48AM Sat, November 24 2012

In reply to: " What is the best way to get from Rajasthan to Mcleodganj in December? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I want to try and avoid Delhi. Go there on the trip back.

12:16AM Sat, November 24 2012

In reply to: " What is the best way to get from Rajasthan to Mcleodganj in December? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Science

12:04AM Fri, November 23 2012

In reply to: " What do atheists say when someone sneezes? <who> blesses you? " -Asked by @raggedtag

@dhruvster Manchester

Cause they are all closed. You know, out of respect? Cough fear Cough

10:40AM Sun, November 18 2012

In reply to: " Dear mumbai folks, why can't you go to a hotel and eat? #JustAsking " -Asked by @Jaspreetdua

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@dhruvster Manchester

India vs England.

4:22AM Thu, November 15 2012

In reply to: " Why is the cameraman hellbent on showing us ugly chicks? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

We are such a retarded nation and set of people.

2:42AM Thu, November 15 2012

In reply to: " How are the roads? Anyone going from town to the suburbs in the night around 9, let me know? We can share a cab? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

If it'll happen, it'll happen next year.

3:56AM Mon, November 12 2012

In reply to: " Also, when is the best time of the year to go to Vietnam?Cambodia/Laos? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Butter Chicken.

4:09PM Sat, October 27 2012

In reply to: " Ever thought what is the religion of Man? " -Asked by @fukatladki

@dhruvster Manchester

Aapse kam.

4:35PM Fri, October 12 2012

In reply to: " Why would you believe in karma and not in rebirth? I mean, how do you justify the raping of a 6 month old? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yeah. Faced that as well. I just sit and ask them to go.

8:43AM Fri, October 12 2012

In reply to: " Why do I see no political outrage in regards to the auto/taxi hike? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Lets. Ridiculous rise.

8:41AM Fri, October 12 2012

In reply to: " Why do I see no political outrage in regards to the auto/taxi hike? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Where is it?

2:11AM Wed, September 26 2012

In reply to: " Right, where to get lunch in Bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

What is YTC?

2:10AM Wed, September 26 2012

In reply to: " Right, where to get lunch in Bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Nah, not in the mood for Crepes.

2:09AM Wed, September 26 2012

In reply to: " Right, where to get lunch in Bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

It's cause I am not hot.

1:17AM Wed, September 26 2012

In reply to: " Girls, this @dhruvster NEEDS to know that he is hawt stuff. Can anyone do the honours? " -Asked by @LadyOldMonk

@dhruvster Manchester

Told you it will fail.

12:38AM Wed, September 26 2012

In reply to: " Girls, this @dhruvster NEEDS to know that he is hawt stuff. Can anyone do the honours? " -Asked by @LadyOldMonk

@dhruvster Manchester

I am a bit tricky like that.

3:37PM Wed, September 19 2012

In reply to: " Airtel has sent me a mail saying I can recharge my girlfriend's phone.I don't use Airtel,nor do I have a girlfriend. Where is your God now? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

New DP is old girlfriend. :P

3:34PM Wed, September 19 2012

In reply to: " Airtel has sent me a mail saying I can recharge my girlfriend's phone.I don't use Airtel,nor do I have a girlfriend. Where is your God now? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah, cool. Might check it out.

11:51PM Mon, September 17 2012

In reply to: " Where can I head in Bandra to get some reading done? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Where is title waves?

11:44PM Mon, September 17 2012

In reply to: " Where can I head in Bandra to get some reading done? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

It's easier using Caligyneophobia. Never really had it, but beautiful women did intimidate me. Not anymore.

3:43AM Sat, September 15 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone here have venusophobia ? " -Asked by @theEusebeia

@dhruvster Manchester

Do you mean venustraphobia?

3:27AM Sat, September 15 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone here have venusophobia ? " -Asked by @theEusebeia

@dhruvster Manchester

http://t.co/14VbduRC

7:06AM Sun, August 26 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone here have kids or can tell something funny a kid has said ? " -Asked by @Anoddyellow

@dhruvster Manchester

You should talk to Bill Cosby.

7:03AM Sun, August 26 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone here have kids or can tell something funny a kid has said ? " -Asked by @Anoddyellow

@dhruvster Manchester

Unfortunately some people do.

10:42AM Sat, August 18 2012

In reply to: " Do people really enjoy things more when other people are left out of it? Is that what makes it so enjoyable? " -Asked by @Dizzie_Lee

@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you.

3:45AM Fri, August 10 2012

In reply to: " How do chutiya type people get so many followers? " -Asked by @C_Sneha

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@dhruvster Manchester

I am eccentric?

3:43AM Fri, August 10 2012

In reply to: " How do chutiya type people get so many followers? " -Asked by @C_Sneha

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@dhruvster Manchester

Mine's cause of my DP. Yep.

3:40AM Fri, August 10 2012

In reply to: " How do chutiya type people get so many followers? " -Asked by @C_Sneha

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@dhruvster Manchester

@nikster007 Count me in.

4:31AM Wed, August 01 2012

In reply to: " So why aren't we making plans for raiding mohd ali road yet ? " -Asked by @nikster007

@dhruvster Manchester

It's a tiny red berry.

8:28AM Tue, July 24 2012

In reply to: " Where can I get Falsa in Bombay? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Star wars was our generation, at least in my head. But I'd say LOTR.

2:38AM Sun, July 22 2012

In reply to: " What is the "star wars" of our generation - batman? Or Lotr? " -Asked by @probablytrippy

@dhruvster Manchester

Not possible in 140 characters. There's a lot more to teaching than meets the eye. I have to come over to your office soon.

3:10AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " Please respond and RT - I will use your responses in my teacher training module - "how can teachers improve teaching?" Use #trainingteachers " -Asked by @probablytrippy

@dhruvster Manchester

What are you looking for?

3:07AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " Please respond and RT - I will use your responses in my teacher training module - "how can teachers improve teaching?" Use #trainingteachers " -Asked by @probablytrippy

@dhruvster Manchester

This is the time I need company when I am eating.

1:19PM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " Right, where I can order for some real good biryani around Versova? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I don't think they will, plus I think minimum order is 500

1:05PM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " Right, where I can order for some real good biryani around Versova? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Good, huh?

1:03PM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " Right, where I can order for some real good biryani around Versova? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah, you should then. stating the obvious

1:21PM Mon, July 02 2012

In reply to: " Now that you know nearly everything about me, how do you feel? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Is it cause of my name?

1:18PM Mon, July 02 2012

In reply to: " Now that you know nearly everything about me, how do you feel? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, but then that would be being brave, and I am far from it.

9:50AM Sun, July 01 2012

In reply to: " Why are some of you so depressed, like all the time? " -Asked by @MsGlamourrPuss

@dhruvster Manchester

We all have our ways to cope with it.

9:43AM Sun, July 01 2012

In reply to: " Why are some of you so depressed, like all the time? " -Asked by @MsGlamourrPuss

@dhruvster Manchester

Just manic depressive.

9:37AM Sun, July 01 2012

In reply to: " Why are some of you so depressed, like all the time? " -Asked by @MsGlamourrPuss

@dhruvster Manchester

Cause you think that they are good cause they are taken. Yep.

2:30PM Thu, June 28 2012

In reply to: " Oh damn. Why are the good ones always taken? " -Asked by @redchappals

@dhruvster Manchester

I need to start writing em.

2:59AM Wed, June 27 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Do let me know.

2:45AM Wed, June 27 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah, that was a while ago. Still got plans to come down?

1:06AM Wed, June 27 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

@kennyflorian Twitter Twats?

9:47PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Planning to do a new series of short stories. Hopefully soon.

9:39PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Lazy. I wrote three chapters of this serial-killing lesbian couple. But I can't find the copy.

3:35PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

I need to get back to writing shorts. I like twisted.

3:28PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Ha ha. That's what they all tell me.

3:17PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Chekov. http://t.co/mcnbTz3h #selfpimping

3:03PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Bukowski.

2:56PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Stories.

2:52PM Tue, June 26 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to not be bored ? #genuinekoshtan " -Asked by @sobloodyawesome

@dhruvster Manchester

Never really listened to the radio. My dad's old The Who casettes, I listened to them.

11:55PM Mon, June 25 2012

In reply to: " I know I can work hard and do away with this fat. But what do I do about the ugliness? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Dekha? Bilkul radio dekha. Suna nahi

11:52PM Mon, June 25 2012

In reply to: " I know I can work hard and do away with this fat. But what do I do about the ugliness? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

he he, I wish I was.

11:42PM Mon, June 25 2012

In reply to: " I know I can work hard and do away with this fat. But what do I do about the ugliness? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Finally someone gets the relativity. 10 points to The Scarlett Girl.

5:53AM Sun, June 24 2012

In reply to: " I remember when you complained about the twitter elite. Now that you are one, where are the rants, eh? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

@14_yr_old_Etard He's too cool for school.

5:37AM Sun, June 24 2012

In reply to: " I remember when you complained about the twitter elite. Now that you are one, where are the rants, eh? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Baiting, son. And it works. ;)

5:37AM Sun, June 24 2012

In reply to: " I remember when you complained about the twitter elite. Now that you are one, where are the rants, eh? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

You mean @14_yr_old_Etard? :)

5:36AM Sun, June 24 2012

In reply to: " I remember when you complained about the twitter elite. Now that you are one, where are the rants, eh? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Dude, you've been a twitter elite before I joined twitter. :P

5:33AM Sun, June 24 2012

In reply to: " I remember when you complained about the twitter elite. Now that you are one, where are the rants, eh? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Asking what #IndianValues are against #IndianValues

1:06AM Thu, June 21 2012

In reply to: " Can someone please tell me what are #IndianValues? Is there an official list. An official website...Helpline? " -Asked by @ashwinmushran

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@dhruvster Manchester

Check DM

3:28AM Wed, June 20 2012

In reply to: " How did i know i had to check my DM? " -Asked by @Supa_Dupa_Su

@dhruvster Manchester

It's always a girl related problem. But this wasn't a specific one. Just saying, cause always been rejected.

3:38PM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " How does one get used to rejection? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I'll need too many dartboards.

3:32PM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " How does one get used to rejection? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Most of my life has been about rejection.

3:31PM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " How does one get used to rejection? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I have nothing to say.

5:39AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I have to pay taxes? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Sab mere pocket main hain.

5:27AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I have to pay taxes? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

He he, complain to whom?

5:24AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I have to pay taxes? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I am on my way. Where do you stay?

5:20AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I have to pay taxes? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Kabhi thi hi nahi. Yeh saali khushi.

5:02AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I have to pay taxes? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah yes, fortunately.

4:56AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I have to pay taxes? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Vicks.

4:14AM Mon, June 18 2012

In reply to: " What do you do when your throat itches to cough while kissing? " -Asked by @kaumudi_b

@dhruvster Manchester

Brought to you by Sir Castic.

11:10AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " What do you want freedom from? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

For the husband and kids? Give them the responsibility.

10:45AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " What do you want freedom from? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Exactly. Idiots, I say.

4:29AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " What do you mean I am not sexy? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Interesting. You know, I've actually tried it, and there was a second date. But I did it as an experiment.

4:13AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " Ladies, have you ever been asked to pay the full-bill on a first date? And what do you think of it? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Unfortunately usually the case. But I meant today, I am free, I want to get Sangria!

4:10AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " Rent RT @dhruvster Why is everyone working? " -Asked by @Giggle_water

@dhruvster Manchester

Vadiya!

4:01AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " I am not. RT @dhruvster Why is everyone working? " -Asked by @thecoffeenazi

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah yes! Ghar pe ho aaj?

3:58AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " I am not. RT @dhruvster Why is everyone working? " -Asked by @thecoffeenazi

@dhruvster Manchester

And why was that?

3:55AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " Ladies, have you ever been asked to pay the full-bill on a first date? And what do you think of it? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yay you!

3:55AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " Why is everyone working? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

he he, must have been. Was there a second date?

3:48AM Fri, June 15 2012

In reply to: " Ladies, have you ever been asked to pay the full-bill on a first date? And what do you think of it? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Is this a math equation?

5:12AM Wed, June 13 2012

In reply to: " And again, why are you famous? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I am not even famous there.

5:07AM Wed, June 13 2012

In reply to: " And again, why are you famous? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

You know, after you've sunk your teeth in. Always leave marks.

3:12AM Wed, June 13 2012

In reply to: " What do I say when they call you edible? " -Asked by @celeste_blacke

@dhruvster Manchester

And teeth marks.

2:44AM Wed, June 13 2012

In reply to: " What do I say when they call you edible? " -Asked by @celeste_blacke

@dhruvster Manchester

Bite them and then thank you.

1:20AM Wed, June 13 2012

In reply to: " What do I say when they call you edible? " -Asked by @celeste_blacke

@dhruvster Manchester

Wherever you are right now.

11:41AM Tue, June 12 2012

In reply to: " What do you want me to do with these unsent letters? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Then that is that. DM me your address.

11:40AM Tue, June 12 2012

In reply to: " What do you want me to do with these unsent letters? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, but you are afraid that your mum will read them. ;)

11:38AM Tue, June 12 2012

In reply to: " What do you want me to do with these unsent letters? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Latter as well. He or she can take a cab from there.

10:03AM Tue, June 12 2012

In reply to: " How to make a firang reach CST? Via dadar or churchgate? I think the latter. #help " -Asked by @Cognitus_

@dhruvster Manchester

Cause I am the one screaming.

4:18AM Mon, June 11 2012

In reply to: " Can you not hear the screams inside my head? How can you not hear? " -Asked by @Hotness_Goodnes

@dhruvster Manchester

A file photo that all the girl journos fap over. It's finally out.

3:25AM Mon, June 04 2012

In reply to: " Why is @dhruvster in Mumbai Mirror? " -Asked by @anishasharma10

@dhruvster Manchester

To fit in? Really?

4:11AM Sat, June 02 2012

In reply to: " Why do people hate their jobs? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

It's rather unfortunate. I see it happening everyday. Especially when I talk to my CAT students.

4:07AM Sat, June 02 2012

In reply to: " Why do people hate their jobs? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Zindagi aasaan hain, zinda rehna mushkil

10:33AM Thu, May 31 2012

In reply to: " How does one get up with a headache? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Bilkul. Par hum log yeh bhool jaate hain.

10:29AM Thu, May 31 2012

In reply to: " How does one get up with a headache? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Was about to just have some. Weird, slept without one. Woke up, and the head hurts.

10:22AM Thu, May 31 2012

In reply to: " How does one get up with a headache? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, yes I am.

4:51AM Thu, May 31 2012

In reply to: " I know she's playing me. But what do you think I am doing? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Stop smoking.

10:12AM Wed, May 30 2012

In reply to: " What is the procedure to be free from Nicorette addiction? " -Asked by @Cognitus_

@dhruvster Manchester

There is no purpose. You are born. You will die. You will rot. RT @SnowLeapord What is the purpose of life?

4:20AM Wed, May 30 2012

In reply to: " What is the purpose of life? " -Asked by @SnowLeapord

@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you.

6:30AM Thu, May 24 2012

In reply to: " So, how do I now download a film to show class tomorrow? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Put it in a microwave for Two minutes.

3:01AM Thu, May 24 2012

In reply to: " So there is an locked iPhone4S from France. What is the way to unlock it? " -Asked by @partywithneha

@dhruvster Manchester

Yay! When, when?

12:46PM Wed, May 23 2012

In reply to: " Just hard to get to ;) RT @SweatyPalms_ I don't play hard to get. Why do you? I don't manipulate. Why do you? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

cause then you don't want to cry.

10:08AM Tue, May 08 2012

In reply to: " And when you need to cry,why isn't anybody ever there? Why? " -Asked by @Hotness_Goodnes

@dhruvster Manchester

#Asha303 RT @oneblackcoffee Who is the reason for your happiness?

1:01AM Sat, April 28 2012

In reply to: " Who is the reason for your happiness? " -Asked by @oneblackcoffee

@dhruvster Manchester

Brian Cox is a professor at my Uni. Of course, he teaches Particle Physics, I studied Politics.

5:19AM Sun, April 22 2012

In reply to: " Why are we here? Where do we come from? Why am I not wearing any pants? Watch BBC's 'Wonders of the Universe' for answers. Brilliant show. " -Asked by @Wankatesh

@dhruvster Manchester

Beautifully. But I wouldn't know.

5:17PM Sat, April 21 2012

In reply to: " Is anyone else here home before 3 am on a Saturday night? How dos this work? " -Asked by @The_HappyNoodle

@dhruvster Manchester

This is one of the most retarded arguments I've heard.

5:39AM Sat, April 21 2012

In reply to: " You teach Biology but also believe in a Flying Monkey carrying a Mountain? How does that work? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Where was college?

5:29AM Sat, April 21 2012

In reply to: " How did we ever travel to college by train in this heat? *faintsofheatstroke* " -Asked by @MaddamPresident

@dhruvster Manchester

he he, like Jonah in the whale's stomach.

5:26AM Sat, April 21 2012

In reply to: " You teach Biology but also believe in a Flying Monkey carrying a Mountain? How does that work? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I'm like, I live in Bhayander. Now call the manager.

6:31AM Tue, April 17 2012

In reply to: " Me: I'd like to check the place for a party of 500 in November. She: Umm, where do you live?Me: How does that matter? She: Sir, it's policy " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, cool.

4:54AM Tue, April 17 2012

In reply to: " Dude, where is my cool non alcoholic refreshing beverage? " -Asked by @ShwetaKaushik

@dhruvster Manchester

I don't have any :(

11:00AM Sun, April 08 2012

In reply to: " What do I eat for dinner? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Don't like Maggi. And ate anda for lunch.

11:00AM Sun, April 08 2012

In reply to: " What do I eat for dinner? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Mutual admiration, love.

10:59AM Sun, April 08 2012

In reply to: " What do I eat for dinner? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

he he.

4:53AM Sun, April 01 2012

In reply to: " You're right. I have no excuse. *changes channel India TV* RT @dhruvster: @MaddamPresident Why do you watch ZEE Business? :o " -Asked by @MaddamPresident

@dhruvster Manchester

More Masochist.

9:40AM Fri, March 09 2012

In reply to: " Why do I do this to myself? Wear 4 inch heels and strut around all day like its not gonna hurt like hell by evening. #sadist " -Asked by @redchappals

@dhruvster Manchester

@vivekisms In absentia

3:38AM Fri, March 02 2012

In reply to: " +1 where? “@vivekisms: Where is @dhruvster ?” " -Asked by @VidushiJouhari

@dhruvster Manchester

Nah, although Russel Howard's Good News is sometimes seen.

5:31AM Tue, February 28 2012

In reply to: " No Countdown? RT @dhruvster: How do I spend a Tuesday Afternoon? By watching episodes of QI. Yep. " -Asked by @ravi_gee

@dhruvster Manchester

Get some?

3:45AM Mon, February 27 2012

In reply to: " Like a bloody brilliant idea. “@dhruvster: How does whiskey in the afternoon sound?” " -Asked by @ShwetaKaushik

@dhruvster Manchester

I would, but my understanding of relationships is limited.

5:59AM Mon, February 20 2012

In reply to: " Then again, what do I know about relationships? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Ooh, like the answer.

10:14AM Sat, February 18 2012

In reply to: " If she says yes, what do I do? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

he he, that's a good idea.

10:12AM Sat, February 18 2012

In reply to: " If she says yes, what do I do? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Nah, it's an old denon amp. Not used it in a while.

3:50AM Sat, February 18 2012

In reply to: " Anyone know where I can get an amp fixed around versova/lokhandwala/juhu? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Thanx, will do that.

4:59AM Tue, February 14 2012

In reply to: " So gamers, what do I pick up, the Xbox or the PS3? Please RT. " -Asked by @dhruvster

23

@dhruvster Manchester

Yep. Not really. It's going to be more in terms of playing for fun after a long day of work.

4:52AM Tue, February 14 2012

In reply to: " So gamers, what do I pick up, the Xbox or the PS3? Please RT. " -Asked by @dhruvster

23

@dhruvster Manchester

Sports mostly. Not bought a console since PS1. Trying to get back into it.

4:48AM Tue, February 14 2012

In reply to: " So gamers, what do I pick up, the Xbox or the PS3? Please RT. " -Asked by @dhruvster

23

@dhruvster Manchester

ha ha ha ah aha ha ha Roooooooooooooooo!

8:50AM Sat, February 11 2012

In reply to: " Ferdinand, Why do you have to enter a Mans fight?Oh wait, Evra is not a man. " -Asked by @deepakr87

@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you. Will check em out.

12:49AM Thu, February 02 2012

In reply to: " Where can I get good movie posters? " -Asked by @dhruvster

10

@dhruvster Manchester

#lulz

12:31AM Thu, February 02 2012

In reply to: " Where can I get good movie posters? " -Asked by @dhruvster

10

@dhruvster Manchester

Aur paisa banane ka.

9:11PM Sun, January 22 2012

In reply to: " If your Gods are everywhere, why do y'all have special shrines in different places? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Ha ha, how would you like your coffee?

9:30AM Fri, January 20 2012

In reply to: " Seriously,you guys,don't you believe I am a girl?Where did I tweet like men? Just one reply to my #socialexperiment .Boohoohoooohhooo " -Asked by @laajjo

@dhruvster Manchester

I don't get em either, coke has become very expensive.

7:34AM Sat, January 14 2012

In reply to: " Why are you trying to put one over another? Oh, you are a bricklayer? Sorry, carry on. " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

ha ha, what?

6:42AM Sat, January 14 2012

In reply to: " Why are you trying to put one over another? Oh, you are a bricklayer? Sorry, carry on. " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Nancy Regan?

7:51AM Thu, January 12 2012

In reply to: " What do you fancy? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I have, in Manchester. It's really good. You get to meet new people. And most of em don't get in your way.

4:41AM Thu, January 12 2012

In reply to: " Anyone opened up their house to couchsurfers ? How is the experience ? " -Asked by @greyoceanblues

@dhruvster Manchester

Nope, life will always be about suffering. It's what you do with the suffering is what counts.

7:40AM Tue, January 10 2012

In reply to: " What is the right age to be declared a failure? " -Asked by @bhawikab

@dhruvster Manchester

The Day I was born.

7:37AM Tue, January 10 2012

In reply to: " What is the right age to be declared a failure? " -Asked by @bhawikab

@dhruvster Manchester

Mujhe bhi toys chahiye. :(

10:18AM Fri, December 23 2011

In reply to: " Why is the McDonalds at Linking Road shut? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

ha ha, I was kidding as well.

5:18AM Fri, December 23 2011

In reply to: " Next year it'll be 10 years since I passed out of school. Where did all the time go? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, it is an Indianism. I am Indian, makes sense now?

5:14AM Fri, December 23 2011

In reply to: " Next year it'll be 10 years since I passed out of school. Where did all the time go? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Ignore. Also, don't take my advice.

5:19AM Wed, December 21 2011

In reply to: " How do I let a friend know that I am upset? " -Asked by @mizarcle

@dhruvster Manchester

ha ha, in my day, it was good to be bad.

12:25AM Wed, December 21 2011

In reply to: " Why does no one believe me when I say I am good? I am. I am. " -Asked by @mizarcle

@dhruvster Manchester

#lulz

12:22AM Wed, December 21 2011

In reply to: " Why does no one believe me when I say I am good? I am. I am. " -Asked by @mizarcle

@dhruvster Manchester

I'll get done at half eight. If you fancy a cuppa joe or a glass of beer, lemme know.

3:49AM Thu, November 24 2011

In reply to: " Also, where can I hang in lokhandwala? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Ooh, come for an hour.

3:42AM Thu, November 24 2011

In reply to: " Also, where can I hang in lokhandwala? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Sarojni Nagar

8:24AM Sun, November 13 2011

In reply to: " Where can I buy a white corset from? #Delhi " -Asked by @HappyParadox

@dhruvster Manchester

Well bring the boy in, and then see the reaction.

4:07AM Sun, November 06 2011

In reply to: " When is the right time to come out to your parents and tell them that you are straight? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Well, I've always wanted a lesbian couple as my pals.

4:03AM Sun, November 06 2011

In reply to: " When is the right time to come out to your parents and tell them that you are straight? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Also, pics?

3:03AM Sun, November 06 2011

In reply to: " When is the right time to come out to your parents and tell them that you are straight? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Do you want to shock them and be next?

2:59AM Sun, November 06 2011

In reply to: " When is the right time to come out to your parents and tell them that you are straight? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Work is good, just got back to it yesterday.

9:31AM Sat, November 05 2011

In reply to: " Why does twitter need to know whats happening with me ? " -Asked by @Mystique_16

@dhruvster Manchester

Decent. Lazying home.

9:27AM Sat, November 05 2011

In reply to: " Why does twitter need to know whats happening with me ? " -Asked by @Mystique_16

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, you and you.

9:23AM Sat, November 05 2011

In reply to: " Why does twitter need to know whats happening with me ? " -Asked by @Mystique_16

@dhruvster Manchester

So, how are we?

9:21AM Sat, November 05 2011

In reply to: " Why does twitter need to know whats happening with me ? " -Asked by @Mystique_16

@dhruvster Manchester

Cause I'd love to know.

9:20AM Sat, November 05 2011

In reply to: " Why does twitter need to know whats happening with me ? " -Asked by @Mystique_16

@dhruvster Manchester

I can still hit on them, even if I am not part of the class, right? ;)

11:52AM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " Comforts of your home, Online @dhruvster Where can I learn tai-chi? " -Asked by @The_Chimerical

@dhruvster Manchester

But I want to hit on the women in my class.

11:47AM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " Comforts of your home, Online @dhruvster Where can I learn tai-chi? " -Asked by @The_Chimerical

@dhruvster Manchester

Under the dupatta.

5:31AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " And he asks me out for lunch. Where do I hide? " -Asked by @archiebug

@dhruvster Manchester

I am at pecos. Loving the ambience and music, but they serve Foster's which is a downside. @pablovikasso.

8:35AM Fri, October 28 2011

In reply to: " So, what can I do on Brigade Road? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

PMS

4:50AM Fri, October 28 2011

In reply to: " Why is Gmail acting up? =\ " -Asked by @TwaddlingRicha

@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you.

11:09PM Tue, October 25 2011

In reply to: " How long does the bus take from Bangalore airport to Manipal Hospital? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Thank you.

11:08PM Tue, October 25 2011

In reply to: " How long does the bus take from Bangalore airport to Manipal Hospital? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Cool, just passed it. Heading to WAMA, will check it out. Ta.

6:41AM Tue, October 25 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get a haircut around Breach Candy? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I need something cheap. Just need to get the sides off my mohawk.

6:27AM Tue, October 25 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get a haircut around Breach Candy? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Where are these?

6:24AM Tue, October 25 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get a haircut around Breach Candy? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

What's the chant? I can ask mum, if she's talking to me.

3:30AM Sat, October 22 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know anyone who could translate a Buddhist chant? Please RT. Thanks. " -Asked by @natasha_desai

@dhruvster Manchester

You have a lot of resistance. Even better, I love em short hair girls.

12:36AM Tue, October 18 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get flowers on Linking Road? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I absolutely adore those curls.

11:36PM Mon, October 17 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get flowers on Linking Road? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I didn't. But it's okay. Was lovely meeting old mates.

3:38PM Mon, October 17 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get flowers on Linking Road? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aww, for resisting the urge to go aww.

2:16PM Mon, October 17 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get flowers on Linking Road? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I think it shut down. Do you have a number?

10:28AM Sun, October 16 2011

In reply to: " Where can I order good butter chicken from around versova? Also, not too pricey? Please RT " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Any good?

10:24AM Sun, October 16 2011

In reply to: " Where can I order good butter chicken from around versova? Also, not too pricey? Please RT " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

@baavri @godoolally @dharmeshG DG could always drinks.

12:58PM Sun, August 14 2011

In reply to: " What does then? :d rt @dhruvster: drinking 20 bottles of 330 ml of crap beer does not make you a beer drinker. " -Asked by @vitibaavri

@dhruvster Manchester

Drinking coke. :)

12:51PM Sun, August 14 2011

In reply to: " What does then? :d rt @dhruvster: drinking 20 bottles of 330 ml of crap beer does not make you a beer drinker. " -Asked by @vitibaavri

@dhruvster Manchester

And it was only today that I looked up and opened my mouth to drink some rain water.

11:31AM Mon, August 08 2011

In reply to: " If a super hero is unstopable, when does he pee? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aiight.

7:39AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Actually, I'll be up for it anytime.

7:36AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

@TheScarlettGirl When I say late, I mean like late.

7:14AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

@LilMissIssues You mean tomorrow? Sure.

7:11AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Umm, we go there really late in the night, early morning.

7:07AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Go, I haven't been there in a few years. Used to go there every year before that.

7:07AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

@TheScarlettGirl I am game any day. But Sunday will be bloody packed.

7:05AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Would you head to Mohd. Ali Road, any of these days? I really want to get Malpuas!

7:04AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Ouch. That's just cruel. I really shouldn't be telling you what I am eating right now.

7:03AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah. That's horrendous. But then again, I'll shut up. Only a few more hours, right?

7:00AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Probably bought them from there. How's the fasting?

6:43AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Where that be? Also, picked up a few from the shop next to Al's.

6:38AM Fri, August 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get cartoon boxers in bandra? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah, I think I want food over wifi. Also, Theobroma might be done! Come, if you are around.

1:53AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " A chocolate affair, pali naka. Dunno if Gostana has wifi RT @dhruvster: Where can I get wifi and a good meal in Bandra? Please RT " -Asked by @celeste_blacke

@dhruvster Manchester

@arpana Ooh, perfect.

1:50AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get wifi and a good meal in Bandra? Please RT " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Canned. Police refused protection.

4:42AM Sat, July 30 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know if the Gandu screening today is on or canned? Please tell :) Thanks " -Asked by @tumbletucker

@dhruvster Manchester

Pay them some money. Simples.

2:53AM Sun, July 24 2011

In reply to: " Honestly. WHAT IS THE PROCEDURE? " -Asked by @HappyParadox

@dhruvster Manchester

Cause I am there. And in no mood to travel. But thank you.

3:43AM Sat, July 23 2011

In reply to: " Where can I get canvas for cheap and paints around Andheri Station? Please RT. " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Most of us will be going to Bangalore. I'm going to buy my ticket today.

4:11AM Sun, July 17 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know if the Metallica F1 Noida gig is going to be an abbreviated version, and only the BLR one will be a full concert? " -Asked by @imsabbah

@dhruvster Manchester

Any idea, where in phoenix?

11:50PM Thu, June 30 2011

In reply to: " Where do I get free wi-fi in Lower Parel? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aah, I was talking about different DPs with the curl tache.

12:36AM Tue, May 31 2011

In reply to: " Does everybody now have a moustache like me? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

They did with a guy called 'Marlyn'

7:51AM Thu, May 26 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone take a 'hard rock' band seriously with a singer named Sonu at the front of it? " -Asked by @radius86

@dhruvster Manchester

Galat jawab

2:29AM Sun, May 15 2011

In reply to: " What is the fear of fear called? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I'd never part with mine. I don't love her that much

2:14AM Tue, May 10 2011

In reply to: " Me: Why doesn't she see that I love her? Dad: Maybe she needs specs? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

It was a girl I once loved. Now I am in state of like. But that too is unrequited

1:29AM Tue, May 10 2011

In reply to: " Me: Why doesn't she see that I love her? Dad: Maybe she needs specs? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Before or after sex? There's a Jaffer Bhai's around the corner. Get the number via just dial

3:56AM Sat, May 07 2011

In reply to: " Oshiwara people! where do i get sex mutton biryani? " -Asked by @Stutii

@dhruvster Manchester

Aww, do you bathe it properly?

2:39PM Sat, March 05 2011

In reply to: " I wish to understand the human mind. Are we the only ones that deceive? Or does the fish have a broken heart as well? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I am up. How goes it in far far far away land?

8:01PM Wed, March 02 2011

In reply to: " Can someone wake up? I'm bored. " -Asked by @swatihingorani

@dhruvster Manchester

A day or two actually.

1:37PM Wed, March 02 2011

In reply to: " Seriously, can someone eradicate Andheri East from the earth? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

here are 2 female characters. And two male roles. @Closet_ninjaa is playing one. We need the protagonist.

1:37PM Wed, March 02 2011

In reply to: " Seriously, can someone eradicate Andheri East from the earth? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Not really.

1:35PM Wed, March 02 2011

In reply to: " Seriously, can someone eradicate Andheri East from the earth? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Like the middle child. Unfortunately I have work there. Andheri east, not the middle child.

10:33AM Wed, March 02 2011

In reply to: " Seriously, can someone eradicate Andheri East from the earth? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

The kids are being made ready for you. You know, with thongs and yellow lipstick.

12:39PM Tue, March 01 2011

In reply to: " Bombay, I love you, but you're bringing me down! Like a death of the heart, Jesus where do I start? " -Asked by @BitterBlackJoos

@dhruvster Manchester

I'll play the jester and hell, not even play, but become the jester. Cheer up, there are more kids to kidnap.

12:30PM Tue, March 01 2011

In reply to: " Bombay, I love you, but you're bringing me down! Like a death of the heart, Jesus where do I start? " -Asked by @BitterBlackJoos

@dhruvster Manchester

What we do every night. Make plans to take over the world, Pinky.

3:47PM Wed, February 09 2011

In reply to: " WHO IS AWAKE? " -Asked by @punkpolkadots

@dhruvster Manchester

I am a wake.

3:41PM Wed, February 09 2011

In reply to: " WHO IS AWAKE? " -Asked by @punkpolkadots

@dhruvster Manchester

Just let me baby sit him/her ;)

2:38PM Wed, February 09 2011

In reply to: " How do I respond to the twenty thousand 'whys' my 30 month old has begun to ask? " -Asked by @Thereluctantmum

@dhruvster Manchester

You need The Flash!

11:36PM Mon, January 24 2011

In reply to: " How do I take a photograph of my phone from my phone? Superman maybe? He travels faster than the speed of light no? " -Asked by @kunalrao

@dhruvster Manchester

Now we are talking. I'll keep them alive to feel the pain

8:59AM Tue, January 18 2011

In reply to: " If God is in charge of everything, then can someone explain a 4 year old getting raped? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Aren't you going easy on them, lad?

8:53AM Tue, January 18 2011

In reply to: " If God is in charge of everything, then can someone explain a 4 year old getting raped? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I knew you like them easy

5:47AM Sun, January 16 2011

In reply to: " What are the chances of me and you hooking up? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

I'll like them if you like them and not if you don't

5:42AM Sun, January 16 2011

In reply to: " What are the chances of me and you hooking up? " -Asked by @dhruvster

@dhruvster Manchester

Isn't Majaaj- Ghamandi?

1:10PM Sat, January 15 2011

In reply to: " Kyu tu aaj itna vaishiii hai meezaz Mai majaaj mai aee ghume dil. Can someone tell me the meaning of Majaaj? " -Asked by @Dip20

@dhruvster Manchester

Why are you looking for them? And yes Just Dial is not a bad option @SmokingsKills

4:32AM Sat, January 15 2011

In reply to: " Wtf is a polypropylene t shirt and where can I get one in Bombay? " -Asked by @swatihingorani

@dhruvster Manchester

Aren't diapers made of those?

4:25AM Sat, January 15 2011

In reply to: " Wtf is a polypropylene t shirt and where can I get one in Bombay? " -Asked by @swatihingorani

@dhruvster Manchester

Mended sure. But it never goes away, just like that annoying friend who sat with you in 2nd grade

2:23AM Tue, December 28 2010

In reply to: " Tear it apart. Break it open. And then volunteer to put it back together again? Doesn't work that way. " -Asked by @natasha_kaushal

@dhruvster Manchester

Yes, but I was talking metaphorically. Simply read it as, once something said or done, it cannot be taken back

2:22AM Tue, December 28 2010

In reply to: " Tear it apart. Break it open. And then volunteer to put it back together again? Doesn't work that way. " -Asked by @natasha_kaushal

@dhruvster Manchester

No, once virginity is lost, you can't stitch it back.

2:18AM Tue, December 28 2010

In reply to: " Tear it apart. Break it open. And then volunteer to put it back together again? Doesn't work that way. " -Asked by @natasha_kaushal

@dhruvster Manchester

Nice and pleasant in Bombay :)

1:55PM Sun, December 19 2010

In reply to: " And what is the weather where you are now? " -Asked by @eddieizzard

989

@dhruvster Manchester

Usually is that way, but we do half and half

8:15AM Wed, December 15 2010

In reply to: " Does the ladki-wale pay for the wedding in all Indian weddings?I mean, all communities?Tell me one that doesn't, I'll find a guy from there. " -Asked by @uttarashekar