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@DerekZane Las Vegas

I am a bulldozer. Wait, no! A salad dressing.

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@DerekZane Las Vegas

I wouldn't dare stifle your creativity by giving you direction. Just make what you want.

11:54PM Mon, October 01 2012

In reply to: " Why do people even follow me? " -Asked by @vanessa_chamizo

@DerekZane Las Vegas

Because you once offered to make me art and I'm still waiting.

11:48PM Mon, October 01 2012

In reply to: " Why do people even follow me? " -Asked by @vanessa_chamizo

@DerekZane Las Vegas

Henna?

7:36PM Thu, May 24 2012

In reply to: " So how can I make my body's utter lack of muscle definition seem like a good thing? " -Asked by @Matty_Softmitts

@DerekZane Las Vegas

Tattoos of muscles?

7:23PM Thu, May 24 2012

In reply to: " So how can I make my body's utter lack of muscle definition seem like a good thing? " -Asked by @Matty_Softmitts

@DerekZane Las Vegas

I was born a man, so naturally I run into the same problem every time I walk into a Victoria's Secret.

11:42PM Tue, May 22 2012

In reply to: " I hate going to film/camera stores as a girl. All they do is talk down to me. Why is everyone who works there a huge jerk with a complex? " -Asked by @Nanalew

@DerekZane Las Vegas

What do you get if you sit in the sand too long naked with a sugar mama?

9:12PM Fri, October 21 2011

In reply to: " the answer is "beach balls and rolex." what is the question? " -Asked by @zefrank

@DerekZane Las Vegas

What's Donald Trump's definition of the difference between a lunch date and a dinner date?

8:53PM Fri, October 07 2011

In reply to: " the answer is: "a pinch of salt and a private jet" :: what is the question? WITQ003 " -Asked by @zefrank

@DerekZane Las Vegas

What is Lady Gaga's top four outfit choices for the next award show?

6:29PM Wed, September 28 2011

In reply to: " The answer is a taco and three porcupines. What is the question? (format re: @zefrank) " -Asked by @hankgreen

@DerekZane Las Vegas

But first, shouldn't you check to make sure their clocks go the same direction?

11:39PM Mon, July 25 2011

In reply to: " Can someone in Australia please flush a toilet and tell me if the water goes clockwise or counterclockwise? " -Asked by @mikey_m00n

@DerekZane Las Vegas

He's still thinking about his secret crush, Coral, back on the Real World.

11:54PM Mon, June 13 2011

In reply to: " Why does the Miz always look like he's pouting? #WWE " -Asked by @lostandunlucky

@DerekZane Las Vegas

You have to upload a .gif image. Those can move. Google for them or how to make your own.

6:24PM Mon, March 14 2011

In reply to: " one of my followers has a video thing in place of their picture, how do i do that? #iwantone " -Asked by @JustAmy9