@talking_bird
Chicago
where am i, what did i do, where are my pants
@talking_bird
Chicago
In reply to: " why does vanessa bayer not have a twitter? i just want to harass her to tell her how perfect she is. " -Asked by @capturedmoods
@talking_bird
Chicago
In reply to: " Why does every member of the Cubs have that stupid Billy Koch chin mohawk thing? Is that helping them, somehow? Like, with women? " -Asked by @KenTremendous