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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

In and out of the hospital polluting the air LOL Sorry Earth Day kid comes 1st.

12:59AM Mon, April 23

In reply to: " How did you spend Earth Day? " -Asked by @moonfrye

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

My bed is a queen size. I sleep alone mostly LOL

5:34PM Sat, April 14

In reply to: " I know millionaires do it all the time but.... how do you sleep in a large (queen or king) sized bed alone? " -Asked by @foxsensations

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

I live in a city of 500K

11:41PM Mon, April 09

In reply to: " Why do people assume all of California is the beach? @stephenhersh1 " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Oh okay. I got 3 on one of my lines but does it have to be the mega number?

11:33PM Tue, March 27

In reply to: " What is a megaplier? @beano76 " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

The city of retards apparently LOL

1:48AM Wed, March 14

In reply to: " Another chase in los angeles. why do they all happen there? " -Asked by @Purp_Reynolds

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

I wish they would do permanent. Take it I don't need it LOL

10:28AM Sat, January 14

In reply to: " So ladies, what is the best type of birth control? Thinking about going on. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Haha I sing to my kids every morning. Doesn't work with son.

10:48AM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " Had to squirt son with water to get him up this morning. Why does he make it so difficult? My daughter is so easy to get up. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Only a few months left :) Can't wait.

6:51PM Sat, October 15 2011

In reply to: " So when is the next album out? @PurpReynolds209 " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Hahaha NEW vid? If so can't wait!!! You crack me up!

12:02PM Sun, June 19 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know the correct pronunciation of Jon's middle name? Is it like "Ashley" with a R? Or is the H silent? " -Asked by @TheNeckbrace

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

I think it is pronounced Rah-ley But then again NOBODY can say my first name LOL Parents...

12:00PM Sun, June 19 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know the correct pronunciation of Jon's middle name? Is it like "Ashley" with a R? Or is the H silent? " -Asked by @TheNeckbrace

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Boo

3:20PM Thu, June 16 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please tweet me? Trying a different twitter client " -Asked by @SugarrButt

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Best things are the things my kids make. Take him to a pottery shop & have him paint a mug.

8:53PM Tue, May 03 2011

In reply to: " Anyone have any ideas for a mothers day gift for my wife from my son ? " -Asked by @ScottMcDonald3

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

He said he doesn't love me and hasn't for a long time. And some woman on FB

8:47AM Wed, March 30 2011

In reply to: " The thorn in my side is up and making my morning suck... Why doesn't he just leave me alone? This is MY time. Only alone time all day. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Really it is. Some do seek the religious aspect I don't. Is for my kids

9:33PM Wed, March 09 2011

In reply to: " When is Easter? I'm such a bad Christian LOL I have no clue. Although it really is a pagan holiday with the Easter bunny and all. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Then it really would be sideways. It is right side up everywhere else. LOL

11:44PM Tue, February 15 2011

In reply to: " Why does Uber always load my avi sideways when it is right side up in my phone? Confusing. Oh well y'all got to deal until tomorrow. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Nothing you can do! Haha how long have you had her and do you have a male?

7:07PM Wed, February 09 2011

In reply to: " Just fed my Betta fish and she is looking a little chubby...how do I know if this little hussy is knocked up...LOL..& what do I do? " -Asked by @lover4DDUB

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Haha easiest would be to have some college kid rent a room :)

12:49PM Sat, January 29 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know of a reasonably priced computer help phone service for seniors? Can buy a subscription for my Dad? " -Asked by @SweetCaveman

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

IDK.... They've got to work it out. I don't want ANY bitching.

8:38PM Mon, January 24 2011

In reply to: " Okay seriously gonna cook.... Wish I had a personal chef sometimes LOL Why does my friend Erica have to live in LA? " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Bwahahaha nice. I try lipstick on my forearm. No telling who used testers. Herpes isn't cool! #dontgotitdontwantit

4:53PM Tue, December 21 2010

In reply to: " Why does your fave shade of lipstick never last, but every ugly color stains your lips? I look like I got punched in the mouth. " -Asked by @FatAssBarbie

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

I do too. I had a lump when my son was 2. Was just a cyst but was scary.

11:18AM Sat, December 18 2010

In reply to: " Since when is lying down to check for breast lumps new? If people would read the pamphlets they'd know. Stupidity. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

China?

11:28PM Mon, December 13 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know what the antique blue and while dishes is/are called? " -Asked by @SugarrButt

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

You're gonna get 'mowed' down. Beat the fuck up. Or you're in deep shit aka manure.

8:59PM Mon, December 06 2010

In reply to: " Can anyone explain the "Your ass is grass" threat? I've always pretended to understand. " -Asked by @PotatoFilm

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Um check my friends list.... Also he is here.

6:26PM Mon, December 06 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know which one is the real Adam Lambert facebook page? Geez there's like a thousand of them! :) " -Asked by @TeddySandman

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

He wears a size 18 and it is hard to find stuff like that in his size. #bigboy

7:32PM Sun, December 05 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone have any Christmas present suggestions for a 10 year old boy who likes NOTHING but video games? He has too many of those. " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Hahaha just make sure no plastic sheets or you'll slide off the bed.

3:28PM Sat, December 04 2010

In reply to: " Baby oil RT @Trendy_Searcher: What is the preferred substance to lube up both bodies of a couple from head to toe before slippery sex? " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Hahaha just a suggestion. Pooches need grub too.

1:27PM Sun, November 21 2010

In reply to: " Where are my domestic divas at?! Any ideas for leftover roast beef (apart from sandwiches!)? " -Asked by @ReturnOfThePop

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Dog food, stew, pot pie. That's all I've got.

1:22PM Sun, November 21 2010

In reply to: " Where are my domestic divas at?! Any ideas for leftover roast beef (apart from sandwiches!)? " -Asked by @ReturnOfThePop

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

I don't really have issues although I screw up sometimes and post publicly. LOL

11:53AM Tue, November 16 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone else constantly have trouble sending DMs. Twitter issue? Echofon issue? " -Asked by @saynine

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Spray on the INSIDE or everything will stick to you!

10:20AM Wed, November 10 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone have an instant remedy for static?! " -Asked by @MrLuisJimenez

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Hairspray works on pantyhose... The aerosol kind not the pump.

10:16AM Wed, November 10 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone have an instant remedy for static?! " -Asked by @MrLuisJimenez

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Check in my favorites. Someone posted I favorited them.

7:31PM Tue, November 09 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone have the ustream videos for me? I haven't seen it yet. Thank you! " -Asked by @WantSomeDEW

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Search Knock On Wood on youtube

12:34PM Mon, November 08 2010

In reply to: " how do i find that danny reality show thingy? " -Asked by @liptonseasygirl

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Then follow she asks the questions ;)

11:12AM Fri, November 05 2010

In reply to: " A bar RT @4playvixen: #Friday4play Q#2 What is the most public/crowded place you've ever had sex? " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

if you don't show certain body parts you'll be fine.

9:43AM Thu, November 04 2010

In reply to: " T...any ideas for display pics? " -Asked by @XPinkxThickX

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Hahaha does it REALLY matter? Drive around until you see familiar territory ;)

9:28PM Sun, October 10 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know/ remember where Joe Mac and Eman performed in KC on their 2002 tour? #Ihavenoideaandliketoknow PS- I'm in KC Right now. " -Asked by @joeymcintyre

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

LMAO some men never do. It is genetics.

9:39AM Mon, September 06 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know at what age one can expect to grow chest hair? This is really not funny anymore. " -Asked by @thecubswin

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Think I'm getting angrier and angrier :(

12:58PM Fri, September 03 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone have any idea how hard it is to not smoke when you have for almost 18 yrs? " -Asked by @devlzadvoct

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Fish in the water.

1:50AM Mon, July 12 2010

In reply to: " Question of the late night/early morning. What is the strangest thing you have fears about? " -Asked by @moonfrye

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

That's what it is a sterile bandage.

12:28PM Sat, July 03 2010

In reply to: " What is the proper term for a "band-aid"?? " -Asked by @ClawsWhProducer

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Bandage I guess. LOL

12:16PM Sat, July 03 2010

In reply to: " What is the proper term for a "band-aid"?? " -Asked by @ClawsWhProducer

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Don't know about the cola but the other flavors were good as a kid. The orange was the best.

10:36AM Thu, May 27 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know what Tab (the soda) tastes like? I always wanted to know but that shit looks nasty. " -Asked by @MrKool3

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2012-02-09_19-48-30 @devlzadvoct

Confidence is def #1 however manners is #2.

3:25PM Sun, May 23 2010

In reply to: " Is that last tweet true ladies? If not, what is the #1 quality? " -Asked by @DrZibbs

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