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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

who is watching the #bears? ~ Who is rearing your children?

9:34PM Thu, September 01 2011

In reply to: " who is watching the #bears? " -Asked by @PortaPocketGal

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

I do not play the lottery. Ever.

5:10AM Wed, June 29 2011

In reply to: " Why does general society hate geniuses? Some sort of self-hate? Resentment for the sake of it? " -Asked by @JackAwful

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Ok what is the sexiest thing someone has ever done to or for you? ~ Lick my ass while jacking me off.

6:46PM Thu, March 24 2011

In reply to: " Ok what is the sexiest thing someone has ever done to or for you? " -Asked by @kacibattaglia

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Does anyone know of a good afterlife coach? ~ Beetlejuice?

11:03AM Sat, November 20 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know of a good afterlife coach? " -Asked by @evrythingmustgo

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

I'll write your suicide note. I'm a damn good writer. Now how you want to close the curtains on this no show?

9:38PM Mon, October 04 2010

In reply to: " Since I don't have talent, I should should just discover it, right? Related: I hate myself. Can someone else write my suicide note? " -Asked by @tinaisall

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

I'm lacking sufficient nutrients, can someone give me a protein shot?~ Let's look at the purse. It's ailing worse.

7:33PM Wed, September 01 2010

In reply to: " I'm lacking sufficient nutrients, can someone give me a protein shot? " -Asked by @IAmAntilia

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Stay dead fucker. For your own good. They haven't been prepped properly.

8:33PM Sun, August 01 2010

In reply to: " Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say? " -Asked by @Kurt_Vonnegut

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Where does the time go? ~ To the land where socks get lost in the dryer.

4:10PM Fri, July 09 2010

In reply to: " Where does the time go? " -Asked by @SethBrundle

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Who is Lebron James? ~ Some guy getting more attention and money than me. But ESPN totally blows now.

5:41PM Thu, July 08 2010

In reply to: " Who is Lebron James? " -Asked by @fistacuff

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

What is the difference between soldiers and gangsters? ~ Gangsters have more bling.

11:46AM Sat, June 26 2010

In reply to: " What is the difference between soldiers and gangsters? " -Asked by @msrahmat

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Does anyone know where I can get free boundaries?~ Wrong person to ask,

11:58PM Sat, June 05 2010

In reply to: " Does anyone know where I can get free boundaries? People keep saying I need some. " -Asked by @NikiWithIssues

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

I know that kudzu, processed properly, would end our dependence on foreign oil.

9:18AM Sat, May 29 2010

In reply to: " What is the difference between concern about the spread of kudzu and the spread of human need [farm, habitation, Starbucks)? " -Asked by @InvasiveNotes

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

One never needs to explain corn in one's shit. It's a rare redundancy that every one understands.

12:33AM Sun, May 16 2010

In reply to: " Just took a dump in a diaper and put it on the baby. Can't wait to see the look on my wife's face tomorrow. But how do I explain the corn? " -Asked by @Pig_Pen

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

I've had some trouble with Google Chrome lately. Mayhaps they're being targeted.

5:28PM Mon, April 05 2010

In reply to: " Does anybody know a good instant messaging thing that might support video? Google's confusing me with technical shit... " -Asked by @BobbyLooga

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Big_jabeast_normal @JackAwful

Screensavers, especially ones that move, almost always have adware clogging your stuff up. Remove it and run Glary Utilities.

4:50PM Sun, March 07 2010

In reply to: " Been working on my computer again still having problems. Does anyone know what would ause the screen saver to just lock up? Pls help? " -Asked by @MsMommaB

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