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@bitzymum Wales

ooh it would be like Jurassic Park in years to come :)

1:56AM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " Just weighed myself, how is it possible to put on a pound while sleeping ? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

:) they go in your ears then you know sorry

1:53AM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " Just weighed myself, how is it possible to put on a pound while sleeping ? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

ate a big spider, then a bird to catch it in your sleep x

1:50AM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " Just weighed myself, how is it possible to put on a pound while sleeping ? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

Bless him x

6:03AM Wed, June 20 2012

In reply to: " I feel a little ragged around the edges, lots of nights of broken sleep. When is sleep month? " -Asked by @origami_owl

@bitzymum Wales

@origami_owl feel better soon little monkeys x http://t.co/6PtB6gaA

5:42AM Wed, June 20 2012

In reply to: " I feel a little ragged around the edges, lots of nights of broken sleep. When is sleep month? " -Asked by @origami_owl

@bitzymum Wales

Thank you :D Can't wait for the 20 week scan now, child better do the moonwalk or something to top this one x

5:36AM Wed, June 20 2012

In reply to: " I'm clever, so why do mirrors always get one over on me? Why? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

November.

4:24AM Wed, June 20 2012

In reply to: " I feel a little ragged around the edges, lots of nights of broken sleep. When is sleep month? " -Asked by @origami_owl

@bitzymum Wales

stranger things have happened I'm sure :)

2:35PM Thu, June 14 2012

In reply to: " What do we reckon, 3-1 spain? inesta to score? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

well now, you would get a big return on that :) 30/1 with paddypower x

2:33PM Thu, June 14 2012

In reply to: " What do we reckon, 3-1 spain? inesta to score? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Mark Anthony was very good at exclaiming, see also Marky Mark and the funky bunch and Mark Morrison.

7:38AM Mon, June 11 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone know any good exclamation marks? " -Asked by @jimioverdrive

@bitzymum Wales

It is work of a kind, like setting yourself mensa tests :)

7:24AM Mon, June 11 2012

In reply to: " #FilmPrequels What Do You Mean My Son's Just Been Expelled From Alfredo Garcia? " -Asked by @shefcrispie

@bitzymum Wales

You are fabulous today :)

7:21AM Mon, June 11 2012

In reply to: " #FilmPrequels What Do You Mean My Son's Just Been Expelled From Alfredo Garcia? " -Asked by @shefcrispie

@bitzymum Wales

@ackneylad :D we know he LOVES the Jubilee really too x

7:30AM Sat, June 02 2012

In reply to: " Not sure how to invest my hundreds and thousands. Any ideas Twitter? " -Asked by @ackneylad

@bitzymum Wales

Sprinkle them on top of iced fairy cakes?

7:19AM Sat, June 02 2012

In reply to: " Not sure how to invest my hundreds and thousands. Any ideas Twitter? " -Asked by @ackneylad

@bitzymum Wales

probably not no :)

2:54PM Sat, May 26 2012

In reply to: " Where can I buy me an autotune device? Would certainly improve my boos :) #takesswandive " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Your funnies are your creations, anyone using your ideas has to give credit or be branded a thieving, unimaginitive jerk.

1:16PM Wed, May 23 2012

In reply to: " ...after all, we don't tell jokes and then say who wrote them. It's not the first time & it won't be the last. How do people feel about it? " -Asked by @PeasOneDay

@bitzymum Wales

@scottywrotem Very fitting. I've been sulking in my bedroom all day out of deference for the kohl pencil grimlings.

1:54PM Tue, May 22 2012

In reply to: " How do you make a moth happy? Tickle it's moth balls. #mothjokes " -Asked by @scottywrotem

@bitzymum Wales

@_DrFaustus_ On the rare occasions my own tweets make me laugh I seem to tweet them under a stealth filter. Or I'm not funny.

1:53PM Tue, May 22 2012

In reply to: " How do you make a moth happy? Tickle it's moth balls. #mothjokes " -Asked by @scottywrotem

@bitzymum Wales

@scottywrotem See also any tweet you are actually proud of, which will then be ignored by everyone.

1:48PM Tue, May 22 2012

In reply to: " How do you make a moth happy? Tickle it's moth balls. #mothjokes " -Asked by @scottywrotem

@bitzymum Wales

both involve far too much glue and gusto?

10:06AM Wed, May 16 2012

In reply to: " What do twitter and Blue Peter have in common? From time to time, the elephant in the room takes a very large dump. " -Asked by @LilythePurr

@bitzymum Wales

fabulous :) http://t.co/o9HQiKjl

12:53PM Thu, May 10 2012

In reply to: " Good evening tweeps. How are we all? " -Asked by @shoegazer40

@bitzymum Wales

normally yeah. Obv there's all the ones we married on leap day, but in general it's just natural progression. Why, who yours?

3:58PM Wed, May 09 2012

In reply to: " People that have "twusbands" and "twives" how do you reach this understanding? Is there kind of a proposal? Does one of you just say it? " -Asked by @Fi_Fee_uk

@bitzymum Wales

Well I had no idea, I guess that's why they never turf outside of a skyscraper then, to add to the height. Genius :)

5:41AM Fri, May 04 2012

In reply to: " Marching jazzband parading in my street last night, my house was much taller, & I had no front lawn. What does this mean? That I was asleep? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

you inspired me x

8:57AM Thu, May 03 2012

In reply to: " How do you say I'm sorry in remorse code? " -Asked by @LilythePurr

@bitzymum Wales

dash!

8:56AM Thu, May 03 2012

In reply to: " How do you say I'm sorry in remorse code? " -Asked by @LilythePurr

@bitzymum Wales

hello, don't think it will look silly with bowling shoes do you? O don't want to look a fool :)

7:33AM Fri, April 20 2012

In reply to: " Going to ask hubs on a date tomorrow, what does one wear to bowling? Bikini? Wedding dress? Hammer pants? " -Asked by @bitzymum

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@bitzymum Wales

way to spoil it with facts

10:13AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What's black and white, hairy, and makes a high-pitched buzzing noise? No, really, does anyone know? It's scaring me. " -Asked by @OhLookBirdies

@bitzymum Wales

you in the bath, looking in the mirror and singing?

10:09AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What's black and white, hairy, and makes a high-pitched buzzing noise? No, really, does anyone know? It's scaring me. " -Asked by @OhLookBirdies

@bitzymum Wales

:)

4:51AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What do you call a puppy in a Renault? A carpet. #idonthaveasmallchildtoblamethatoneon #imjustquoteunquotespecial #girlsarentfunny " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

haha, thank you :)

4:46AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What do you call a puppy in a Renault? A carpet. #idonthaveasmallchildtoblamethatoneon #imjustquoteunquotespecial #girlsarentfunny " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

purile. Mine was classy. Shut up!

4:43AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What do you call a puppy in a Renault? A carpet. #idonthaveasmallchildtoblamethatoneon #imjustquoteunquotespecial #girlsarentfunny " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

back to my old one. Had to add 'thereal' to it though as somebody else took bitzymum as their name!

4:41AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What do you call a puppy in a Renault? A carpet. #idonthaveasmallchildtoblamethatoneon #imjustquoteunquotespecial #girlsarentfunny " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

didn't see it. No really I didn't. Enlighten me please :)

4:38AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What do you call a puppy in a Renault? A carpet. #idonthaveasmallchildtoblamethatoneon #imjustquoteunquotespecial #girlsarentfunny " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

fine thanks, how are you this week?

4:35AM Sat, April 14 2012

In reply to: " What do you call a puppy in a Renault? A carpet. #idonthaveasmallchildtoblamethatoneon #imjustquoteunquotespecial #girlsarentfunny " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Ta x

7:04AM Sat, April 07 2012

In reply to: " What is the app thingy some of you use to set your Twitter background to the mugshot of all your followers? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Thanks lovely :) x

6:51AM Sat, April 07 2012

In reply to: " What is the app thingy some of you use to set your Twitter background to the mugshot of all your followers? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

baby! Phone won't open it, thinks its a porn link. Will look on lappy in a bit x

9:45AM Thu, April 05 2012

In reply to: " It's my Twirthday on Saturday. Can someone please have me euthenised for saying Twirthday? " -Asked by @CyrilCacoethes

@bitzymum Wales

twittervetsary! How old are you? x

9:40AM Thu, April 05 2012

In reply to: " It's my Twirthday on Saturday. Can someone please have me euthenised for saying Twirthday? " -Asked by @CyrilCacoethes

@bitzymum Wales

Traditionally the shop bit was in the middle, surrounded by the plants outside, hence garden centre. morning x

5:25AM Thu, April 05 2012

In reply to: " What makes a garden centre a "centre" and not just a shop like everything else? " -Asked by @CyrilCacoethes

@bitzymum Wales

it smells if thats any help...

5:22AM Mon, April 02 2012

In reply to: " What do fleas get in their ears? " -Asked by @ackneylad

@bitzymum Wales

wax

5:13AM Mon, April 02 2012

In reply to: " What do fleas get in their ears? " -Asked by @ackneylad

@bitzymum Wales

Got to go now, teach me in the week? i'm easily confused Neal, but you know that already x

11:37AM Sun, April 01 2012

In reply to: " Downloaded the #DrawSomething app to my phone this week, then realised I didn't know how to play, panicked, and deleted it. Childish much? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

he first game started and I panicked like no-ones business! No bloody idea what i was meant to do so I deleted it :D

9:16AM Sun, April 01 2012

In reply to: " Downloaded the #DrawSomething app to my phone this week, then realised I didn't know how to play, panicked, and deleted it. Childish much? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Quite. I'm just copying the cool kids, nobody ever mentions me to my knowledge. My ears aren't burning anyway...

8:28AM Sun, April 01 2012

In reply to: " How do you all know you're missing mentions and not just unpopular? I'm the later. " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Hannukah. You're welcome x

2:18PM Thu, March 29 2012

In reply to: " I'm looking for something that rhymes with 'Hydrodaktulopsychicharmonica'...any ideas? " -Asked by @Traddski

@bitzymum Wales

:P

1:45PM Wed, March 28 2012

In reply to: " How do any of you keep up with @TheRealBitzyMum ? " -Asked by @ackneylad

@bitzymum Wales

they don't, they just ignore me.

1:41PM Wed, March 28 2012

In reply to: " How do any of you keep up with @TheRealBitzyMum ? " -Asked by @ackneylad

@bitzymum Wales

Wow, you changed your face more than i did! :P x

2:47PM Fri, January 06 2012

In reply to: " Did anyone on here win anything at the Tweet Awards? did anyone on here vote in the Tweet Awards? Why did I not win a Tweet Award? Fixed :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

I'm kidding, I read yours and I'm just like everyone else...

1:36PM Thu, January 05 2012

In reply to: " Why is the brain numbing muzak of Clodplay so popular when ppl could listen to the musical genius that is @tommcrae ? I'm baffled :-s " -Asked by @Thebubblegunman

@bitzymum Wales

beats the hell out of me, much like why more people choose to read your old man tweets over my genius stylings... X

1:30PM Thu, January 05 2012

In reply to: " Why is the brain numbing muzak of Clodplay so popular when ppl could listen to the musical genius that is @tommcrae ? I'm baffled :-s " -Asked by @Thebubblegunman

@bitzymum Wales

@misspent01 cold camomile tea as your final rinse then x

5:58AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " Why is there a open bottle of Budweiser in my shower room..? I can only assume others r gonna wash their hair with it or something #shampoo " -Asked by @FraserBhoy

@bitzymum Wales

The wind has dropped now, hoping the rain stops for a bit so the ground has a fghting chance to absorb it :/

5:55AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " i know i am old but what does avi stand for or abbreviate for ? " -Asked by @IJSbignose

@bitzymum Wales

@mrhighland5 does work :) Bit of a waste though!

5:54AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " Why is there a open bottle of Budweiser in my shower room..? I can only assume others r gonna wash their hair with it or something #shampoo " -Asked by @FraserBhoy

@bitzymum Wales

Bridgend, S Wales. Rain and wind. Horrible :P

5:53AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " i know i am old but what does avi stand for or abbreviate for ? " -Asked by @IJSbignose

@bitzymum Wales

@MrHighland5 True : It stinks but Ooh its shiny for brunettes. Morning both x

5:51AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " Why is there a open bottle of Budweiser in my shower room..? I can only assume others r gonna wash their hair with it or something #shampoo " -Asked by @FraserBhoy

@bitzymum Wales

My garage roof is leaking everywhere and the roof slates are all wonky :( Too wild to go outside today so hiding in bed :)

5:50AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " i know i am old but what does avi stand for or abbreviate for ? " -Asked by @IJSbignose

@bitzymum Wales

Oh dear :(

5:46AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " i know i am old but what does avi stand for or abbreviate for ? " -Asked by @IJSbignose

@bitzymum Wales

Have you still got a roof and fencing this morning? x

5:43AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " i know i am old but what does avi stand for or abbreviate for ? " -Asked by @IJSbignose

@bitzymum Wales

Morning Ian, Avatar (graphic representation) x

5:40AM Tue, January 03 2012

In reply to: " i know i am old but what does avi stand for or abbreviate for ? " -Asked by @IJSbignose

@bitzymum Wales

@JKCorden quite agree, then see if he's still such an eager beaver! x

12:26PM Mon, January 02 2012

In reply to: " Why does my "who to follow" list always include someone that I cannot STAND? Tonight it is James Corden. NO. NEVER. " -Asked by @jerowney

@bitzymum Wales

Innit? All fucking day trying to get me to follow him. He must be desperate for company!

12:23PM Mon, January 02 2012

In reply to: " Why does my "who to follow" list always include someone that I cannot STAND? Tonight it is James Corden. NO. NEVER. " -Asked by @jerowney

@bitzymum Wales

Ha! Probably not :P

12:23PM Wed, December 07 2011

In reply to: " can anyone help............? " -Asked by @Robadam69

@bitzymum Wales

with what?

12:20PM Wed, December 07 2011

In reply to: " can anyone help............? " -Asked by @Robadam69

@bitzymum Wales

get out of the office before you do it, like every woman in the whole world is able to do. Squeeze & clench!

5:53AM Wed, December 07 2011

In reply to: " What are some of the acceptable ways of disguising a fart in a busy office? I need to know for a friend. I wouldn't do such a thing. " -Asked by @WWarped

@bitzymum Wales

No, must be hard for all of you just before Christmas too :( x

12:44PM Tue, December 06 2011

In reply to: " What can i add to this Avi to make it more festive? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Oh sorry, thought that was about my neighbours house! Yes, fairy lights would be nice. have to work out how :\

12:41PM Tue, December 06 2011

In reply to: " What can i add to this Avi to make it more festive? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

he thinks he's vegas FFS!

12:40PM Tue, December 06 2011

In reply to: " What can i add to this Avi to make it more festive? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

:( Sorry, not nice at all x

12:38PM Tue, December 06 2011

In reply to: " What can i add to this Avi to make it more festive? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Like a frame? Maybe, or snowflakes? I don't know. How are you? x

12:33PM Tue, December 06 2011

In reply to: " What can i add to this Avi to make it more festive? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

instructions on there for you x

12:47PM Sun, December 04 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone have some good advice about publishing an E Book? No advertisers or time wasting bots please :) " -Asked by @scotwriter

@bitzymum Wales

somewhere on amazon they publish ebooks that individuals just put up. Have a search on Google for it, sure there are stepbystep

12:47PM Sun, December 04 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone have some good advice about publishing an E Book? No advertisers or time wasting bots please :) " -Asked by @scotwriter

@bitzymum Wales

nods x

7:33AM Fri, December 02 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what I should get my mum for christmas? I've got her a book about knitting so far. " -Asked by @louisethumwood

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@bitzymum Wales

http://t.co/kJajrAut

7:26AM Fri, December 02 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what I should get my mum for christmas? I've got her a book about knitting so far. " -Asked by @louisethumwood

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@bitzymum Wales

the new Alfie Boe CD? Mums love Alfie Boe

7:21AM Fri, December 02 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what I should get my mum for christmas? I've got her a book about knitting so far. " -Asked by @louisethumwood

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@bitzymum Wales

was it not James Hewitt?

6:35AM Sun, November 20 2011

In reply to: " Just out of curiosity, I would quite like to know who Prince Harry's father is. Any ideas? " -Asked by @Soozy1965

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@bitzymum Wales

delete please! Now.

1:34PM Tue, November 08 2011

In reply to: " Well, I had a nap and dreamt of none of you. What are the odds? Someone's done something in my mouth though by the taste of it :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Not Tania, I won't belive it!

1:26PM Tue, November 08 2011

In reply to: " Well, I had a nap and dreamt of none of you. What are the odds? Someone's done something in my mouth though by the taste of it :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Not so bad thanks :) Halloween was nice, and met up with a friend from Twitter today too :) x

1:02PM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " why does the hour i have for lunch go so much quicker than my last hour of work? " -Asked by @straydogsrock

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@bitzymum Wales

Hello beautiful, how are you this week? x

1:00PM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " why does the hour i have for lunch go so much quicker than my last hour of work? " -Asked by @straydogsrock

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@bitzymum Wales

@drakestonehotel Pfft! Shows what they know then. Foreign Devils etc

1:31PM Wed, November 02 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone explain why the One Euro coin has a map including the UK on it ? " -Asked by @drakestonehotel

@bitzymum Wales

Yes. It's because we are awesome.

1:23PM Wed, November 02 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone explain why the One Euro coin has a map including the UK on it ? " -Asked by @drakestonehotel

@bitzymum Wales

:) Different strokes for different folks springs to mind. Find his writing very hard work to be honest, if you do decide

7:53AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know a tattoo artist who would give a dog a tattoo? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

and take advice, you learn so much about literature from it all :) Should def sign up x

7:49AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know a tattoo artist who would give a dog a tattoo? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

My 4th of the 6 modules now, advanced creative writing. Have been some bad times but if you can be brutal with yourself

7:49AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know a tattoo artist who would give a dog a tattoo? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

It's a wonderful degree to do, lots of different bits and bobs to learn along the way. Gave me direction :)

7:46AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know a tattoo artist who would give a dog a tattoo? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

@tillytoogood Excuse me 4 butting in but that's what I'm doing & it's a joy, best thing I've ever done siddles out again

7:43AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know a tattoo artist who would give a dog a tattoo? " -Asked by @kaleidascopeash

@bitzymum Wales

Cheers x

7:22AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " How do I add a poppy to my Avi please? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

As you know I am a bit spastic at the best of times, send me in the right direction will you?

7:20AM Tue, November 01 2011

In reply to: " How do I add a poppy to my Avi please? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

nice first, you won't care so much then about the 2nd's taste x

2:42PM Fri, October 28 2011

In reply to: " Right I have a bottle of wine that's revolting and a bottle that's nice. How do I handle this? Advice? Nasty or nice wine first? " -Asked by @lynard100

@bitzymum Wales

:) thanks (((brrrrrrrr)))

9:40AM Fri, October 28 2011

In reply to: " Sweet Jesus Christ I have 200 followers. I'm ruined. How can I fool 200 of you? Dooooooooomed! x " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Me feels stupid x

6:58AM Wed, October 26 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know where I safely put the brown sugar for the cakes? Coz I don't remember and I can't find it :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

I found it! it was on the top of the cabinets, I had to climb on a chair to get it down. #winning x

6:55AM Wed, October 26 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know where I safely put the brown sugar for the cakes? Coz I don't remember and I can't find it :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

She is married to Prince Edward, the X-Factor is a new department Store in Stoke.

3:28PM Sun, October 16 2011

In reply to: " Who is Katy Perry and what is x factor ? " -Asked by @drakestonehotel

@bitzymum Wales

Hello :) Followed x

6:46AM Sun, October 16 2011

In reply to: " Right, please can anyone following me (why?) that I'm not following back tweet me a hi or something? Many thanks xxx " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Yeah, you'll be sorry no you won't I'm lovely x

4:29PM Fri, October 14 2011

In reply to: " Right, please can anyone following me (why?) that I'm not following back tweet me a hi or something? Many thanks xxx " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Well, for your sheer bloody cheek alone...

4:11PM Fri, October 14 2011

In reply to: " Right, please can anyone following me (why?) that I'm not following back tweet me a hi or something? Many thanks xxx " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

It's not very good, unless it's meant to scare the bejezzus out of me, in which case it's marvelous!

7:00AM Wed, October 12 2011

In reply to: " What is the scary green thing on the Google homepage today? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

No. He looks like a slighty rapey leek to me :(

6:58AM Wed, October 12 2011

In reply to: " What is the scary green thing on the Google homepage today? " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

:) beg all you want, I'm still right. thank you though x

6:34AM Mon, October 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please explain exactly why I have "Baby I love your way" by Big Mountain on my iPod? " -Asked by @Wiltswhopper1

@bitzymum Wales

If there was a straight line, and cool was the far left, and uncool the far right, I'm so uncoo… (cont) http://t.co/uuLJN1JY

6:17AM Mon, October 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please explain exactly why I have "Baby I love your way" by Big Mountain on my iPod? " -Asked by @Wiltswhopper1

@bitzymum Wales

I have some shockers on mine, don't care though. I'm not cool :)

6:14AM Mon, October 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please explain exactly why I have "Baby I love your way" by Big Mountain on my iPod? " -Asked by @Wiltswhopper1

@bitzymum Wales

Coz you're a tasteless loser. Only difference is you admit to it x

6:12AM Mon, October 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please explain exactly why I have "Baby I love your way" by Big Mountain on my iPod? " -Asked by @Wiltswhopper1

@bitzymum Wales

Obviously! ;)

11:29AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Cheeky boy! I'll ignore that last one lest my husband see :P

11:26AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Me too x

11:18AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

I followed the recipe pretty much, doubled up on quantities and added chillis. I think it wil… (cont) http://t.co/IbXe9VYL

11:09AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Its not thickening properly :( Will it set when its in the jars, like my jam did do you think?

10:53AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Aww that is so sweet, thank you x

10:30AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Forgotten now, couldn't have been important :)

10:29AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Why? Seriously, why? :\

10:11AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Course you are, you're following me for Christ's sake :P Got another hour of cooking time left :)

10:09AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

Boy talk eh? goes back to making chutney, which is taking a fucking eternity to thicken

10:06AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

I would love to help you, but I don't even understand the question :(

9:55AM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what 1/4" whitworth is equivalent to (spanner question!) " -Asked by @mark747eagle

@bitzymum Wales

My fingers!

5:26AM Fri, October 07 2011

In reply to: " Following 99 people, I heard that if me-by-here gets to 100 I grow a tail. Can anyone confirm if this has happened before? :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Crossing them now ;)

5:03AM Fri, October 07 2011

In reply to: " Following 99 people, I heard that if me-by-here gets to 100 I grow a tail. Can anyone confirm if this has happened before? :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

yeah, but might b 1 of those shit curved ones like some dogs have. You know the ones where they are always showing their arses?

4:36AM Fri, October 07 2011

In reply to: " Following 99 people, I heard that if me-by-here gets to 100 I grow a tail. Can anyone confirm if this has happened before? :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

I bloody knew it :(

4:28AM Fri, October 07 2011

In reply to: " Following 99 people, I heard that if me-by-here gets to 100 I grow a tail. Can anyone confirm if this has happened before? :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

No probs :)

10:32AM Wed, October 05 2011

In reply to: " #torytunes Poor, Uegh! Good God. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing. " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

Yeah, but that kinda ruins the hashtag game ;)

10:29AM Wed, October 05 2011

In reply to: " #torytunes Poor, Uegh! Good God. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing. " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

No, prob going in a bit, husband/ bed calling soon :)

3:57PM Tue, October 04 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone explain to me why they are convinced that Amanda Knox is guilty ? " -Asked by @drakestonehotel

@bitzymum Wales

Coz she did it. No, don't know sorry.

3:53PM Tue, October 04 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone explain to me why they are convinced that Amanda Knox is guilty ? " -Asked by @drakestonehotel

@bitzymum Wales

Mogan

5:31AM Tue, October 04 2011

In reply to: " Btw, can anyone tell me where my location says i am? " -Asked by @xaltec

@bitzymum Wales

@liverpoolloon Gone! Hope everything is ok :(

5:29AM Tue, October 04 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know why @liverpoolloon has vanished? Did I dream her? :( " -Asked by @bitzymum

@bitzymum Wales

put in an extra L then, it's Tonioli

10:04AM Mon, October 03 2011

In reply to: " Can someone tell me what Bruno off SCD second name is ? " -Asked by @Wiltswhopper1

@bitzymum Wales

Tonlioni

10:03AM Mon, October 03 2011

In reply to: " Can someone tell me what Bruno off SCD second name is ? " -Asked by @Wiltswhopper1

@bitzymum Wales

Judging by what happens in my kitchen, 1 is for lemon peel, and the other 2 for skinning your knuckles on x

4:29PM Sat, September 24 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what the other 3 sides to a cheese grater are for? " -Asked by @mradeclarke

@bitzymum Wales

Crack open and smell, if it smells fine its fine. Or if boiling pop in water, if it sinks its good x

1:16PM Fri, September 16 2011

In reply to: " How long after the "best before" date on a box of eggs can you still safely use them.Does anyone know? " -Asked by @Loonasee

19

@bitzymum Wales

And there it is! Proof that you are (almost) in the same league as @VillaRunner . Almost.

5:36AM Fri, September 16 2011

In reply to: " Husband has just handed me a tangerine. Any ideas? " -Asked by @bitzymum

2

@bitzymum Wales

Cheapskate, should have gone to Poundstretchers.

3:48AM Fri, September 16 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone else have those 20 or 30 years in their life when they just can't seem to do anything right? " -Asked by @AronGamble

@bitzymum Wales

Too late, husband already gone off in it. He better come back or I'm taking your daughter.

3:45AM Fri, September 16 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone else have those 20 or 30 years in their life when they just can't seem to do anything right? " -Asked by @AronGamble

@bitzymum Wales

Morning Loser. Were you responsible for setting our car alarm off at half twelve last night?

3:43AM Fri, September 16 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone else have those 20 or 30 years in their life when they just can't seem to do anything right? " -Asked by @AronGamble

@bitzymum Wales

Put me down for £2

5:01AM Tue, September 13 2011

In reply to: " Next year, for Sport Relief, to raise money why doesn't the nation all collectively swim even further up David Walliams arse? " -Asked by @AronGamble

@bitzymum Wales

Just before judgement night.

3:51PM Sun, September 11 2011

In reply to: " When is Doris Day? " -Asked by @Pundamentalism

@bitzymum Wales

I know. We will find out before the day is out guaranteed. Nearly your birthday!!! x

6:19AM Wed, September 07 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what time strictly being filmed tonight? " -Asked by @OlaNJamesOnline

@bitzymum Wales

Not sure, still trying to find somebody who is going tonight :(

6:07AM Wed, September 07 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what time strictly being filmed tonight? " -Asked by @OlaNJamesOnline

@bitzymum Wales

Loads of sites (search naming a star) but no idea which to go for. I suspect they all sell the same ones over & over x

3:42PM Mon, August 01 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know how to adopt a star? " -Asked by @BritActOnline

@bitzymum Wales

If your raquet bends to the left, rains-a-coming, if it bends to the right, Uri Geller's coming :D Good luck 2day xxx

8:28AM Wed, June 22 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone think they are a weather expert during wimbledon? :-) " -Asked by @andy_murray

549

@bitzymum Wales

Not as unlucky as little Irish Conor, so close to winning his place against federer next round.

3:04PM Tue, June 21 2011

In reply to: " Well done today Rezai! When does Murray play next then? Anyone know? #Wimbledon " -Asked by @RoySoutham

@bitzymum Wales

Tobias kamke, World number 83 German. Not spectacular :)

2:31PM Tue, June 21 2011

In reply to: " Well done today Rezai! When does Murray play next then? Anyone know? #Wimbledon " -Asked by @RoySoutham

@bitzymum Wales

Tomorrow, second on court 1 :)

2:11PM Tue, June 21 2011

In reply to: " Well done today Rezai! When does Murray play next then? Anyone know? #Wimbledon " -Asked by @RoySoutham

@bitzymum Wales

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/2131?area=Clacton-on-Sea x

12:28PM Tue, June 07 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know what the weather forecast for clacton is tomorrow? " -Asked by @TeamBrazierDOI

@bitzymum Wales

Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson :)

9:31AM Fri, April 22 2011

In reply to: " Who is your all time favourite British actor actress? " -Asked by @BritishActing