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@MikeJBurgess Manchester

My name is Mike and I'm 23. Likes Football and Cricket. Sceptical of Twitter, yet curious.

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@MikeJBurgess Manchester

very inflated opinion of himself. Not cut out for this league.

10:19AM Sat, March 30

In reply to: " Does anybody know why Adam Johnson shook his head when he came off? " -Asked by @DietmarHamann

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

Exactly. Swann bowled half the day yesterday as well.

3:53AM Fri, November 16 2012

In reply to: " Why are our "fast" bowlers only bowling at between 78 and 81 mph? " -Asked by @GFoxyFowler

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I've always thought the ones we use in England over-egged our quicker bowler's speeds. Maybe they're just knackered.

3:51AM Fri, November 16 2012

In reply to: " Why are our "fast" bowlers only bowling at between 78 and 81 mph? " -Asked by @GFoxyFowler

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

BCCI speed guns

3:38AM Fri, November 16 2012

In reply to: " Why are our "fast" bowlers only bowling at between 78 and 81 mph? " -Asked by @GFoxyFowler

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

Stuck in non moving traffic on Washway road. Reality.

3:21AM Wed, September 26 2012

In reply to: " 'I can't change a £50 note this early in the morning, where did you get that?' #BusDriverisms " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I didn't hear him say anythink bruv.

8:44AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " Terry. G or NG? What do we reckon? " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

That's my read on it.

8:43AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " Terry. G or NG? What do we reckon? " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

This is my favourite Tim Vine game show http://t.co/OSOYwyJL

6:21AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " Just decided. The show I want to bring back and host is Whittle / Everybody's Equal. So NOW what do I do? " -Asked by @GreggleScottles

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

Are you ready to be Whittled!?!

6:16AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " Just decided. The show I want to bring back and host is Whittle / Everybody's Equal. So NOW what do I do? " -Asked by @GreggleScottles

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

To give the extra-assistant referee something to do!

6:34AM Thu, June 28 2012

In reply to: " I understand teams have to submit order of first 5 penalty takers for shoot-outs then stick to it, but can anybody explain why? " -Asked by @jonawils

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I thought it was only me. CHHHHHHANDERPAUL

2:37PM Sun, May 20 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone else bust into the Sean Paul 'like glue' song when they think of a certain superb west indies batsman, or is that just me? " -Asked by @JoannaTilley

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I always thought the team he managed was called 'This Football Club'

7:15PM Tue, April 24 2012

In reply to: " Why does Owen Coyle always say the full name of the Barclays Premier League? Anyone? " -Asked by @FootballCliches

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

@angel31martinez It would be Mourinho's biggest failure. 0-0 at the moment, still to play at Barca and Athletic.

4:22PM Sun, April 08 2012

In reply to: " Angel, I think Barcelona will win La Liga. How do you say 'squeaky bum time' in Spanish? @Angel31Martinez " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I was in Chorlton!

12:40PM Wed, April 04 2012

In reply to: " When you see those bikes with an empty baby seat behind the cyclist...Does anyone else worry that the baby has fell off? " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

Plans are progressing. Cake based are already in order...because that's all that matters right?

1:21PM Sat, February 25 2012

In reply to: " Come for the football, end up at a wedding fayre. How did that happen? " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

Its brilliant, a small town just outside Bristol just happened to have one on today. You could not script it.

7:38AM Sat, February 25 2012

In reply to: " Come for the football, end up at a wedding fayre. How did that happen? " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

174

7:25AM Fri, October 14 2011

In reply to: " Here's the question... In cm what is the height difference between the worlds tallest man and the world's shortest man? Good luck... " -Asked by @richardosman

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

That Vorm bloke from Swansea. Reckon hes got a clanger or 10 in him. Mixed in with above average shot stopping.

11:32AM Wed, October 12 2011

In reply to: " Who is the next Richard Kingson? " -Asked by @RichardKingson

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

http://t.co/8mh5BnQ9

4:40PM Sun, September 18 2011

In reply to: " Please help! :) does anyone know where i can buy Microsoft Office or Word without having to pay £90? " -Asked by @smith_tommy

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I'd of let you use mine but they track ip addresses and would ban me. Worth a quid for a days use?

9:55AM Sun, September 18 2011

In reply to: " BM not working for me, does anyone know where I can find streams for the game please? #mcfc " -Asked by @smith_tommy

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I pay to use LiveOnlineFooty.com. Really good.

9:49AM Sun, September 18 2011

In reply to: " BM not working for me, does anyone know where I can find streams for the game please? #mcfc " -Asked by @smith_tommy

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

Trumps mine, I cleared the roof at Timperley. Although it was a short boundary.#AllTheWay #MindTheWindows

9:10AM Mon, September 05 2011

In reply to: " "@MikeJBurgess: What is the biggest #WOOoff moment of your career?"- beating the world champions Ozzie 4-1 with a young side last winter " -Asked by @Danni_Wyatt

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

The Apple Store?

11:01AM Tue, July 26 2011

In reply to: " Changing the subject. Does anyone know a place in London that sells plastic fruit? " -Asked by @realtimvine

@MikeJBurgess Manchester

I reckon Swansea but would prefer Reading. #DragonSlayers

9:42AM Mon, May 30 2011

In reply to: " Who is going to win The Play-Off Final? " -Asked by @MikeJBurgess