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Semi-unemployed attorney. 'If it's real, you'll feel it.'

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That would not be possible.

11:31PM Tue, January 01

In reply to: " I haven't seen Skyfall yet; can anybody tell me if it's better than Can't Hardly Wait? " -Asked by @knockyoselfout

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Of course.

9:35PM Mon, December 03

In reply to: " How can I tell if my nipple discharge is abnormal or not? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Not especially. I guess this means no cheese huh?

10:41PM Wed, May 30 2012

In reply to: " I just looked at who's following me for the first time in a while. So many amazing people. Which brings me to....why are you following me? " -Asked by @cosmicdanger

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It's like garlic and vampires. No one will ever figure it out.

8:43PM Sat, April 21 2012

In reply to: " Why are doctors so afraid of apples anyway? " -Asked by @HeathaWhadeva

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semen

7:18PM Wed, March 28 2012

In reply to: " How do I get henna off of my body? " -Asked by @xtinealicia

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haha!

12:29AM Tue, December 27 2011

In reply to: " What is wrong with me? Why did I enlarge that avi? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Haha. No it isn't. Can you post a pic of what you're talking about. I don't think I've ever seen it.

10:46AM Tue, December 13 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone use tweetbot? If so...what does the little ribbon in the top right corner of some tweets/mentions mean? " -Asked by @countrycosmo

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The orange on with the star? That means you've favorited the tweet.

10:28AM Tue, December 13 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone use tweetbot? If so...what does the little ribbon in the top right corner of some tweets/mentions mean? " -Asked by @countrycosmo

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NP at least that's why I tweeted about her.

9:42PM Sun, October 30 2011

In reply to: " Wtf is happening? Two wendys jokes in 5 minutes? Why are we suddenly obsessed with that ginger's burgers? " -Asked by @brandyhamrick

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There was a commercial with her on the football game

9:38PM Sun, October 30 2011

In reply to: " Wtf is happening? Two wendys jokes in 5 minutes? Why are we suddenly obsessed with that ginger's burgers? " -Asked by @brandyhamrick

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everyday

5:18PM Thu, October 06 2011

In reply to: " When is National Scrotum Day? " -Asked by @toronamichele

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nothing creepy about that.

5:28PM Tue, October 04 2011

In reply to: " Why does "coming clean" sound so dirty? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Only with other fruits.

10:24PM Thu, September 29 2011

In reply to: " Does anybody know if this cantaloupe thing can be sexually transmitted? " -Asked by @BillMc7

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I don't. But it still happens.

11:58AM Mon, August 15 2011

In reply to: " With thousands of great people on Twitter, why does it only take one to kill your good mood? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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so it's my fault?

11:46AM Mon, August 15 2011

In reply to: " With thousands of great people on Twitter, why does it only take one to kill your good mood? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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B7ce43e585ea3e0ec3e356b616844af7_normal @CriticalA Around

sorry i mean finger fuck

1:35AM Sat, August 13 2011

In reply to: " Can someone explain to me what FF is? " -Asked by @venture_lane

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Follow friday

1:33AM Sat, August 13 2011

In reply to: " Can someone explain to me what FF is? " -Asked by @venture_lane

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It's a secret

1:21AM Sat, August 13 2011

In reply to: " Can someone explain to me what FF is? " -Asked by @venture_lane

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11/22/11. Oh you weren't serious? :(

6:30PM Wed, August 03 2011

In reply to: " "When is the new nickleback album coming out?" - no one " -Asked by @danig86

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Gotcha

12:08AM Wed, July 27 2011

In reply to: " Does Australia have time zones? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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you claim to be a stealth geek yet you have a 20d in your avi. not very stealth :)

12:01AM Wed, July 27 2011

In reply to: " Does Australia have time zones? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Fat like "big boned" or Fat like "the cheeseburger is our national food"

11:44PM Tue, July 26 2011

In reply to: " Does Australia have time zones? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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I've always wondered that.

1:20AM Mon, July 25 2011

In reply to: " Why does advil taste like candy? " -Asked by @jankycakes

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B7ce43e585ea3e0ec3e356b616844af7_normal @CriticalA Around

just kidding. And I was. Not sure if I still am.

11:27PM Fri, July 22 2011

In reply to: " Hey @twitter why does it say I have zero followers? Come on! " -Asked by @robyn_vo

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They all unfollowed after they heard about the TotD screw up you made. ;) just kidding.

11:21PM Fri, July 22 2011

In reply to: " Hey @twitter why does it say I have zero followers? Come on! " -Asked by @robyn_vo

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Now

12:13PM Fri, July 22 2011

In reply to: " When is the best time to tell someone you had a dream that you breastfed them? " -Asked by @kaiakaiakaia

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She deleted yesterday. You can sometimes still star tweets after you delete if your still logged into Favstar.

10:58PM Wed, July 20 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know what's up with @MySouthernHelle? It looks on my end like she twittercided, but she just starred my latest tweets recently. " -Asked by @NachoMami

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spooky

1:20PM Tue, July 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I buy a chocolate starfish? " -Asked by @tebow737

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see my tweet from last night.

1:15PM Tue, July 05 2011

In reply to: " Where can I buy a chocolate starfish? " -Asked by @tebow737

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No problem. Thanks for being funny.

8:47PM Sat, July 02 2011

In reply to: " Riddle me this... Why doesn't @Iaurenbruno have more followers? She is funny so follow now. #FF " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Awesome. That is going on my resume!

8:46PM Thu, June 30 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone on the internet assume I'm short? " -Asked by @MsGinnis

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you look petite. I wouldn't have said you were taller than 5' 6" if you hadn't tweeted about being tall.

8:32PM Thu, June 30 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone on the internet assume I'm short? " -Asked by @MsGinnis

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That is not short.

8:24PM Thu, June 30 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone on the internet assume I'm short? " -Asked by @MsGinnis

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6 foot

8:16PM Thu, June 30 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone on the internet assume I'm short? " -Asked by @MsGinnis

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cause they don't know you're 5'9"

8:08PM Thu, June 30 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone on the internet assume I'm short? " -Asked by @MsGinnis

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I had followed you back when you followed me. I swear. That's odd. Sorry.

10:45PM Tue, June 28 2011

In reply to: " So who wants to help me get to 800 followers? Don't everybody volunteer at once. " -Asked by @CriticalA

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So what's the plan?

10:42PM Tue, June 28 2011

In reply to: " So who wants to help me get to 800 followers? Don't everybody volunteer at once. " -Asked by @CriticalA

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deal

10:34PM Tue, June 28 2011

In reply to: " So who wants to help me get to 800 followers? Don't everybody volunteer at once. " -Asked by @CriticalA

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okay I followed you, but only because you asked nicely

10:19PM Tue, June 28 2011

In reply to: " So who wants to help me get to 800 followers? Don't everybody volunteer at once. " -Asked by @CriticalA

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B7ce43e585ea3e0ec3e356b616844af7_normal @CriticalA Around

About the same as if I do have change. I don't give it to them.

3:15PM Thu, June 23 2011

In reply to: " What is the actual percentage rate your heart rate goes up when there's a panhandler at your red light and you don't have any change? " -Asked by @NoSugarNuts

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I don't know. Mine shows here with 298 but I am no longer following her and she's not following me. Her acct is blocked.

6:56PM Sun, June 19 2011

In reply to: " Why does it say @litlmizinnocent has 0 followers? I miss her and she's not showing up in my TL. " -Asked by @ManadaBitt

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Thank you babe!

9:33AM Fri, June 17 2011

In reply to: " #FF For the really tough questions --> RT @CriticalA: Why does "coming clean" sound so dirty? " -Asked by @NoSpankYou

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.@erica_rosie So you're saying I should commit twittercide?

12:14AM Wed, June 15 2011

In reply to: " So I've been on for almost a month, have over 500 followers and just got a TotD for the third straight day, but when does this get fun? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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I meant twitter. But now that you mention it...

11:57PM Tue, June 14 2011

In reply to: " So I've been on for almost a month, have over 500 followers and just got a TotD for the third straight day, but when does this get fun? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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You got me. I wish I could be a real boy and see a naked girl...

11:24PM Tue, June 14 2011

In reply to: " So I've been on for almost a month, have over 500 followers and just got a TotD for the third straight day, but when does this get fun? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Yes, but you're drunk all the time. :)

9:18AM Thu, June 09 2011

In reply to: " How do I keep getting these awesome followers? I dont deserve it I tell ya. Im only interesting when Im drunk. Well u were warned. :) " -Asked by @LindLoo22

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no we're not :)

3:21PM Wed, June 01 2011

In reply to: " Quick question. What are some opinions on the new bio? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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2 bars. I didn't say I was stupid. I said pretty fucking stupid.

3:18PM Wed, June 01 2011

In reply to: " Quick question. What are some opinions on the new bio? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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No you'll have to struggle through all 4 words of it.

3:08PM Wed, June 01 2011

In reply to: " Quick question. What are some opinions on the new bio? " -Asked by @CriticalA

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Not concerned in the slightest.

5:32PM Mon, May 30 2011

In reply to: " I was wrong; there are 3 broken-boned twitterpeeps. On two continents. Where do I get bubblewrap in bulk? " -Asked by @Inklizard

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Luckily I am virtually unbreakable. And yes I did just put that karma out there.

5:28PM Mon, May 30 2011

In reply to: " I was wrong; there are 3 broken-boned twitterpeeps. On two continents. Where do I get bubblewrap in bulk? " -Asked by @Inklizard

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Alcohol.

11:18PM Wed, May 25 2011

In reply to: " can someone explain to me why i have the safety dance in my itunes? " -Asked by @datingsexpert

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Neither. Planking.

5:16PM Thu, May 19 2011

In reply to: " Zumba or running tonight...? Decisions, decisions... Can someone just decide for me? K thanks. " -Asked by @breannaleigho

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