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Genetics

4:43AM Mon, December 26

In reply to: " Damn @God why is my nose so pudgy? " -Asked by @Stfu_BITCH

bazzyshazwad London

Because most people are idiots and watch any old shite on tv

11:59AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " Why is there such crap on tv? " -Asked by @SarahhhDaveee

bazzyshazwad London

Historians are unsure of which month or year he was born in. There is even debate about if he even ever existed.

11:56AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " Why do we celebrate Jesus's birthday in a month he wasn't born in? " -Asked by @butter_boom

bazzyshazwad London

Someone has probably put your number up in a bathroom somewhere

5:44AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " Why do random numbers insist on calling me at 2:30 am? D:< " -Asked by @cassconspiracy

bazzyshazwad London

Good point, often wondered that myself. I think it became a pride thing. He just refused to give up.

5:28AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? " -Asked by @das9f

bazzyshazwad London

The bigger the better

5:26AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " Men what do you think is the perfect size breasts? " -Asked by @TearraJaquise

bazzyshazwad London

I'd really like to start my own town on Mars called 'Baz Vegas'

5:15AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " What do you want to do in the future? Does it ever cross your mind? " -Asked by @OrlinaSun

bazzyshazwad London

because toasting bread is an art not a science :)

5:07AM Sat, December 24

In reply to: " We can put men on the moon and dive to the depths of the deepest ocean ...so why oh why can't we make a toaster that toasts consistantly? " -Asked by @verbomania

bazzyshazwad London

He sends an elf in through the letterbox who opens the front door

5:07PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " how is Santa going to be able to give me my presents when my house doesn't have a chimney? :p " -Asked by @Frankie_Cilia

bazzyshazwad London

~ means approximately or it could be people trying to use a # but made a mistake

5:04PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why do people keep using "~" for? " -Asked by @BigPapaRobert_

bazzyshazwad London

The mongoose?

4:54PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Who can you trust in a Room full of Snakes ? " -Asked by @SugaHoneyIce_TE

bazzyshazwad London

3rd date and only if you ask her to pull your finger first

4:51PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " When is it comfortable to FART in front OF A FEMALE ? #LADIES... " -Asked by @jaycoupe5boro

bazzyshazwad London

Tesco?

4:50PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Where do i buy my kinky lace knickers from now la senza have gone bust? :'( " -Asked by @ELLE_SPINK

bazzyshazwad London

If he was gay what would you buy him?

4:46PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why can't my dad be gay ? It'd be waayy easier to shop for him " -Asked by @ashhh_d

bazzyshazwad London

Tell her the truth or tell her you need to go shopping for lady things

4:44PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " I need to get my mom out of the house later so my dad can bring home her presents.. Any great ideas on how to do that? " -Asked by @_AubBob

bazzyshazwad London

Couldn't agree more - they are terrible

4:38PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " I HATE Jedward. Why do they exist? What do they do? " -Asked by @OlaMcGhee

bazzyshazwad London

Reduces weight, builds muscle, lowers the chances of CVD and cancer, make people look more attractive

1:36PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? " -Asked by @SkydivingMonkey

@bazzyshazwad London

What type of rugby shirt you looking for?

1:34PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why are Rugby Shirts so hard to find? Am I missing a trick here? Grrrrrr. " -Asked by @CLAUDdenham

bazzyshazwad London

2?

1:27PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Who can guess how many accounts I have? " -Asked by @iHeartYouBruno

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bazzyshazwad London

Many parts of 'Christmas' have nothing to do with christianity e.g. the tree

1:24PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " How can you celebrate Christmas but not believe in Jesus? Just don't understand.. " -Asked by @chelly011

bazzyshazwad London

Megan Fox

1:22PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " What do you want 4 #christmas? :-) " -Asked by @itshenrylopez

bazzyshazwad London

Men don't have them - always want what you don't have

1:20PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Can anyone please explain the attraction of boobs? " -Asked by @AnimeFreak121

bazzyshazwad London

Magic #LOTR

1:17PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " How did Gandalf get to the top of the tower in the first place? #LOTRtweets " -Asked by @dustinwilmarth

bazzyshazwad London

You could kill a bunch of people or celebrity sex tape - both = instant fame

1:16PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " how do u become famous? " -Asked by @swanzythanqq

bazzyshazwad London

3 clowns riding a bicycle

1:14PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " You, yes you....what do you think your looking at? " -Asked by @_bishop81_

bazzyshazwad London

It's going out of business

12:58PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " im confused,why is La senza trending? " -Asked by @taaayd

bazzyshazwad London

The danger!!!

12:57PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Q. Why are so many other races attracted to blk men ? " -Asked by @MrRealTalkNoLie

bazzyshazwad London

They are part of a secret club kinda like the freemasons but without any real power

12:51PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why do all bus drivers act like best friends? " -Asked by @mindbabaling

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bazzyshazwad London

Because they tend to have money and buy what they like for themselves

12:48PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " why are men so hard to buy for? #idiots. " -Asked by @Chaarlie19

bazzyshazwad London

larger brains?

12:47PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " why do caucasian adult males ALWAYS have extremely large foreheads? #justwondering " -Asked by @MariahSmith25

bazzyshazwad London

They prefer 69 instead

12:39PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why are more and more porn stars taking 'XXX' out of their Twitter Handles? " -Asked by @gaypornfanatic

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bazzyshazwad London

Why don't they just predict the lottery numbers and retire immediately after winning?

12:39PM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? " -Asked by @Chanavsw

@bazzyshazwad London

What you are describing is, in medical terms, known as the 'Machince Gun Fart'

8:53AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " How do you spell the noise a fart makes? Pbpbpb? " -Asked by @AlexandraCurry

bazzyshazwad London

They made a deal with the devil

8:35AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why do the evil people always have HUMONGOUS boobs? Take Ursula for example. " -Asked by @abbyfrazier

bazzyshazwad London

People who have a full English every morning tend not to live past 40

8:28AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Hi twitter world, had a full English this morning & feel ill, how do people do this every day? " -Asked by @GPG_UK

bazzyshazwad London

Buses should be unaffected and some lines will have a basic service

8:14AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Does anyone know if the buses and trains are gonna be running on boxing day to go oxford street in London? Tubes are on strike* " -Asked by @AbzyUddin

bazzyshazwad London

It depends on each one but you can't really go wrong with "PARP"

8:07AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " How do you spell the noise a fart makes? Pbpbpb? " -Asked by @AlexandraCurry

bazzyshazwad London

Probably best not to ask her ;)

8:05AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " why is my mothers bra on my bed...? " -Asked by @LynnZBerry

bazzyshazwad London

They have really good bras

7:56AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " How is it possible that some peoples boobs look like bum cheeks? " -Asked by @n_a_d_i_n_e_25

bazzyshazwad London

You should use a damp sponge

7:55AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " When are they gonna change the taste of envelope glue? I could get down with a lil bit of flavour on it, cherry or refreshing lemon perhaps? " -Asked by @SUGAGAPUFF

bazzyshazwad London

Do you have a number on your back?

7:53AM Fri, December 23

In reply to: " Why do girls think im a player? I really aint even close to one. " -Asked by @ThatStudScoobyy

@bazzyshazwad London

when I was in Scotland I enjoyed watching the Buzzards. I'd like to take up #Birdwatching

5:48PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

that's a shame.

5:42PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

why are they protected? What's happened to them?

5:37PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

really... I see them everywhere

5:33PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

I found at book on birds and was looking at it for an hour. Is it just me or are there more starlings about?

5:30PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

I think we have them in my hometown. There are huge nests with noisy birds next to the castle

5:27PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

thanks for the link Becks so I guess Ravens are the really big ones... Cool

5:21PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

I read that today but what about the other 3 - squarer tail on crows, still kinda hard to spot :S

5:17PM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know an easy way to tell the difference between crows, rooks, ravens & jackdaws? #Birds #Ornithology " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

@bazzyshazwad London

Thanks I was right again :)

1:53PM Tue, May 24 2011

In reply to: " Settle an argument - What is the difference between a stool and a chair? Do all chairs have backs? #important " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

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@bazzyshazwad London

Can you have a 4 legged stool?

1:48PM Tue, May 24 2011

In reply to: " Settle an argument - What is the difference between a stool and a chair? Do all chairs have backs? #important " -Asked by @bazzyshazwad

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@bazzyshazwad London

Hammer... Though you might need a tool belt to avoid suspicion :)

8:24AM Sun, May 22 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone recommend self defence products that are legal in the UK? " -Asked by @megbowler

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bazzyshazwad London

We have around 5 billion years left - till our Sun dies

1:12AM Sat, May 21 2011

In reply to: " So... what time does the world end again? " -Asked by @LaTria_Love

bazzyshazwad London

If you can't decide then the answer is neither of them

1:09AM Sat, May 21 2011

In reply to: " #Singles & Dating how do i know who to choose between two guys? " -Asked by @QuestionsManUK