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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

the villager, George st, I think.

8:35AM Wed, May 15

In reply to: " Where can you get a decent feed in Brisbane at 10pm? " -Asked by @girlclumsy

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

I used to write for them. But they were terrible payers.

8:40AM Tue, April 09

In reply to: " Does anyone remember Juice magazine? I used to like that. #NostalgicTuesday " -Asked by @Daveo_au

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

African or European?

5:32AM Sat, March 30

In reply to: " What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? #MontyPythonandTheHolyGrail " -Asked by @PuddStrikesBack

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

it was only when I got to the hashtag that I understood.

7:55AM Sun, March 10

In reply to: " Who is Zoe Nauman and why is she being allowed to write absurd puff pieces about TV shows on the news pages of News Ltd papers? #joke " -Asked by @winsordobbin

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

doh, I got bored and went to a porn site instead

6:51AM Tue, January 29

In reply to: " Can anyone prove any point on the Internet without a snarky infographic anymore? " -Asked by @mattheworbit

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

just gimme a second to run up a meme

6:50AM Tue, January 29

In reply to: " Can anyone prove any point on the Internet without a snarky infographic anymore? " -Asked by @mattheworbit

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

means sort of average, not very spesh

2:09PM Thu, November 22

In reply to: " I don't even know what quotidian means. Does anyone? " -Asked by @stilgherrian

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

THATS AN EXCELLENT FKN KICKSTARTER!!!!

7:28AM Tue, August 28 2012

In reply to: " Similar to @VaVeros but different: does science fiction count as making us #question things? #NYR12 " -Asked by @angeftw

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

Tassie Babes is in development.

7:11AM Tue, August 28 2012

In reply to: " Similar to @VaVeros but different: does science fiction count as making us #question things? #NYR12 " -Asked by @angeftw

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

and its a good guess

2:56AM Mon, August 13 2012

In reply to: " OK, I'm gonna ask. Can someone pls tell me wtf #ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke means? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

no. Jameson’s. By the quart. For writing only.

5:34AM Mon, July 23 2012

In reply to: " Damn it. Where's my writing whiskey? How can I pound the keyboard with explosive rage without my writing whiskey? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

FUCKING EDITING AND BEING FUCKING RHETORICAL AND SHIT!!!!

4:07AM Mon, July 23 2012

In reply to: " Damn it. Where's my writing whiskey? How can I pound the keyboard with explosive rage without my writing whiskey? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

I’ll DM you.

8:17AM Sat, June 30 2012

In reply to: " Hey @JohnBirmingham - saw a tshirt and thought of you. :) Where do I send it? " -Asked by @laurenetrim

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

sleeping in it

4:10AM Tue, June 19 2012

In reply to: " What do you like most about your bedroom? " -Asked by @clairejoey

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

take off and nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

5:18AM Wed, May 23 2012

In reply to: " How do you disable your facebook account when you can't bring yourself to actually log on to it? " -Asked by @duguzzle

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

haven't really invested in this series

6:16AM Sun, May 20 2012

In reply to: " How did Steve Buscemi end up on #masterchef? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

twitter binge, that's how

8:30AM Wed, May 09 2012

In reply to: " How did it get to be 10.30 already? " -Asked by @peenydeeny

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

vet found the owners

9:18PM Tue, May 01 2012

In reply to: " Hey @JohnBirmingham how did you go with the pooch? " -Asked by @KasiaCichonski

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

is symptomatic of what's wrong with far right politics. Obsessed with cum & 'asses'. True conservatives care only abt 'arses'

6:15AM Mon, April 23 2012

In reply to: " I'm flattered @BrisbaneMFP cant help but think of bottoms & stiffies whenever I tweet, but I'm married. Can anyone give him a reach-around? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

I suspect he's in need of a blowjob. Or a hug. Or both.

6:08AM Mon, April 23 2012

In reply to: " I'm flattered @BrisbaneMFP cant help but think of bottoms & stiffies whenever I tweet, but I'm married. Can anyone give him a reach-around? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

actually the #thevoiceau tag is useful. I needed to cull #The10000 tonight

6:58AM Tue, April 17 2012

In reply to: " Bitte, how do I please mute this #thevoiceau hashtag? " -Asked by @mikestuchbery

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

my thoughts too

7:22AM Tue, March 27 2012

In reply to: " Who are these people in the Biggest Loser catwalk audience? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

rofl

7:01AM Tue, March 27 2012

In reply to: " Who are these people in the Biggest Loser catwalk audience? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

as a cautionary tale

6:58AM Tue, March 27 2012

In reply to: " Who are these people in the Biggest Loser catwalk audience? " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

we're planning on catapulting you behind enemy lines, once your plague is advanced enough

12:03AM Fri, March 16 2012

In reply to: " Bloody hell, how did I survive the @JohnBirmingham #10000 cull? Maybe I didn't and this is all just a dream... " -Asked by @petstarr

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

pfft. desserts are for amateurs.

7:13AM Tue, March 06 2012

In reply to: " Now, @TheQldPremier - as I make your batch - when is the opening ceremony for the #khdflyover ? " -Asked by @kellyhd

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

your cupcakes are nothing compared to my cassoulet. Nothing!

7:05AM Tue, March 06 2012

In reply to: " Now, @TheQldPremier - as I make your batch - when is the opening ceremony for the #khdflyover ? " -Asked by @kellyhd

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

whoa. what's this #khdflyover? I thought we were going with JB's Big Erection for all Qld's civil engineering needs?

7:04AM Tue, March 06 2012

In reply to: " Now, @TheQldPremier - as I make your batch - when is the opening ceremony for the #khdflyover ? " -Asked by @kellyhd

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

pfft. I sacked Capper first

7:38AM Thu, November 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone tell me if I'm in @JohnBirmingham's new book? " -Asked by @balkandishlex

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

I think the Dymocks at 234 Collins.

7:24AM Thu, November 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone tell me if I'm in @JohnBirmingham's new book? " -Asked by @balkandishlex

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

you are

7:17AM Thu, November 10 2011

In reply to: " Can someone tell me if I'm in @JohnBirmingham's new book? " -Asked by @balkandishlex

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

very soon for some, interminably late for others

1:13AM Wed, October 26 2011

In reply to: " When is @JohnBirmingham s angels of vengeance out? " -Asked by @havock21

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

does this boat come with a 105 mm howitzer?

5:30PM Mon, August 29 2011

In reply to: " Now that I've maxed out the upgrades on Zombie Gunship what is there to achieve in the world? I feel... empty. " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

and suddenly life has meaning again.

5:29PM Mon, August 29 2011

In reply to: " Now that I've maxed out the upgrades on Zombie Gunship what is there to achieve in the world? I feel... empty. " -Asked by @JohnBirmingham

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

windows? w-i-n-d-o-w-s... that used to be a computer thing didnt it.

7:46PM Sun, August 28 2011

In reply to: " More windows rage. Why doesn't CTRL+C kill a broken telnet session?! DIE! (And yes I've typed Ctrl-] quit) " -Asked by @roflcones

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

testing 1 2 3 4

7:48AM Thu, August 25 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please reply to this? I'm testing something. " -Asked by @NikitaBombita

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

the one in my backyard at Taringa when I lived with those army guys.

6:15AM Thu, August 18 2011

In reply to: " Tonights Trivia Question: What is the worlds tallest growing grass? " -Asked by @regattahotel

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

I was there. On the brown couch. So a while back now.

6:44AM Tue, August 09 2011

In reply to: " Damnit. Can anyone remember how long ago I moved into this house? #census " -Asked by @3TomatoesShort

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

i haven't been there, but you could try Three if its a bizzy feed.

1:37AM Fri, June 24 2011

In reply to: " Looking for a good steak place. Better than Breakie Creek, but not as $$$ as MooMoo/ChaCha. Any ideas ? @JohnBirmingham @nataschamirosch " -Asked by @Can_do_Campbell

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

i know the yanks did an audio book of that. not sure about here.

3:57AM Tue, June 07 2011

In reply to: " Bum poo hate. I have @JohnBirmingham on my iPad now - but still no audio. Where can I get audio versions? " -Asked by @CheyenneWilde

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

not happening. I couldn't get my tire patched today. Lazy tire fuckers.

6:54AM Sat, April 23 2011

In reply to: " Dear twitter hive mind, does anyone know where I can get a tyre fixed tomorrow ? Worst possible day I know.... " -Asked by @Can_do_Campbell

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

it's like adolesence. They want to follow you. But they're shy.

4:34AM Fri, May 07 2010

In reply to: " I've had an #ff from someone who doesn't follow me. How does that work? " -Asked by @Mooley

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Birmocartoon1_normal @JohnBirmingham

you pay for the butt ugly dress, but get to bonk who you want at the gig. #bridesmaidprivileges

6:51AM Tue, April 13 2010

In reply to: " What is the etiquette for bridesmaids? My friend wants me to pay$$$$ for a butt ugly dress. Do I have a say or should I take 1 for the team? " -Asked by @NanoPunk

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