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Why is it ok to say “all NRA members hate kids,” “all tea partiers = racist,” & “all repubs hate women,” but NOT “all Muslims hate the US”?
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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

“Oh you’re gay? Here’s a phone call from the White House.” “Oh you were murdered because of my negligence? Sucks, huh?” - obama logic
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so, if you have the itunes sidebar hidden, where is the ‘transfer purchases’ button when managing an ios device?
Latest reply 6:53PM Mon, April 22

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Hi @barackobama, if we shun guns because they are sometimes used for bad things, should we shun Muslims who sometimes do bad things?
Latest reply 9:01AM Sun, April 21

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Hi @barackobama, how far are you willing to go to “save one child’s life,” as you said? Because one child was killed by a pressure cooker.
Latest reply 12:35AM Sun, April 21

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

What do you think, is DC going to take Man of Steel & tie into the Batman trilogy for a Justice League movie like Marvel did with Avengers?
Latest reply 10:19PM Sat, April 20

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

so does anyone else have an issue with the Dolphin Emulator where it just goes to a black screen and crashes when you start a game?
Latest reply 12:24AM Wed, March 06

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

can anyone else not see my avatar in tweetbot?
Latest reply 11:57PM Mon, March 04

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Just now finding out they if you tap the inbox zero icon in @mailbox you can see the full image. i thought you had to open it in safari.
Latest reply 9:26AM Fri, March 01

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Looking at my bank account: “Uuhhh WHY did Google charge me THAT much money, and for WHAT? Oh that’s a credit… That’s my paycheck…”
Latest reply 12:42PM Mon, February 25

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Now chpwn is pissed at _Yllier_ for making a tweak that changes how Zephyr works. Why can’t this community just get along?
Latest reply 4:22PM Wed, February 13

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Hey @tweetsoutloud, is space ACTUALLY the final frontier? #WHChat
Latest reply 11:48AM Wed, February 13

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

The annoying son from 1600 Penn is playing Woz and the annoying host of Punk’d is playing Steve Jobs. What could go wrong?
Latest reply 10:57AM Tue, January 22

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

oh are we having a party for the douchebag boy-tyrant his excellency king joffrey obama the first?
Latest reply 11:41AM Mon, January 21

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Obama threatened to stop paying social security/the military if we dont raise the debt ceiling. tell me who has ‘a gun to our heads’ again?
Latest reply 3:59PM Mon, January 14

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Obama reportedly told boehner in a meeting that "we don't have a spending problem." ok, can we impeach this fool now?
Latest reply 11:31PM Mon, January 07

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Harry Reid says Boehner is a dictator. Meanwhile obama is pissing on the 2nd and 4th amendments. “wat is constitushun?” he inquires.
Latest reply 1:10PM Thu, December 27

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Facebook Poke is the obama of apps: I looked into it and determined it is crap. Why would anyone want this? Sadly, countless idiots will.
Latest reply 4:41PM Fri, December 21

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#WHChat Why do you hate success? What motivation drives you to make sure those who succeed are punished and taxed to death?
Latest reply 2:01AM Wed, December 05

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McDonald’s has a thing called the “Cheddar* Bacon Onion” Yes, there is a * after “Cheddar” and I don’t know why. What could that mean?
Latest reply 2:45PM Tue, November 06 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Oh you’re not voting for Romney because of his stance on gay marriage? What was your excuse in 2008 when obama didn’t support it either?
Latest reply 12:56AM Mon, November 05 2012

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Will Ferrel did an ad for obama? Well, there goes my respect for OH WAIT, never mind.
Latest reply 3:31PM Sun, November 04 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I mean, why WOULDN’T he release the records? It’s for charity, right? Puts obama in a bad spot if he says no. Kinda clever.
Latest reply 12:11PM Wed, October 24 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Who is “and1tshirt” and why am I following it? what account did was it before someone changed it?
Latest reply 8:15PM Tue, October 23 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why isn’t there a Weird ADN?
Latest reply 6:36PM Wed, October 17 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I don't understand why more Americans aren't just spending their way out of debt if it was such a good idea... Any thoughts @barackobama?
Latest reply 3:17PM Wed, October 10 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Three taps, all caps. how is this not the iphone 5 tagline?
Latest reply 4:13PM Sun, October 07 2012

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Healthcare: appears in 0 founding documents, yet is a “human right” and purchasing it is mandated. Why doesn’t the 2nd Amendment get that?
Latest reply 9:17AM Sun, October 07 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Obama couldn't look romney in the eye last night. how are we supposed to expect him to take on iran?
Latest reply 4:12PM Thu, October 04 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Obama says romney flopped? obamacare wasn’t a tax, now is obama was against gay marriage, now isn’t loved rev wright, now barely knows him
Latest reply 3:11PM Thu, October 04 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Huge news among US cell carriers today. Seeing unconfirmed reports that MeteoPCS is still an actual thing…? Can anyone confirm?
Latest reply 10:52AM Wed, October 03 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Mitt spent a day as a garbage man so he could better appreciate them, & said “they feel invisible” years ago. obama says he hates them. HUH?
Latest reply 5:53PM Tue, October 02 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

So we’ve confirmed obama knew about libya, then lied and said he didn’t, and the entire administration covered it up. where is the media?
Latest reply 1:45PM Sun, September 30 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

how do i log into an expired mobileme trial account and delete it permanently so i can have the old @me.com email?
Latest reply 1:24AM Wed, September 26 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

This too rt @michaelsteeber: @mikebeas “waaah no talk and surf” does anyone really use that either?
Latest reply 9:45PM Thu, September 13 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

So if your grade in a class is “incomplete” at the end of the semester, don’t you fail? @barackobama
Latest reply 6:00PM Wed, September 05 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

This obama supporter asked me if I was a legal American. I was born in North Carolina. I’m white as a ghost. How is that even a question?
Latest reply 8:35PM Tue, September 04 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Kinda curious: if that little metal contact on the back of the SIM is all that was actually important, why did we use those giant cards?
Latest reply 1:03PM Tue, September 04 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

You know that episode of The Office where Michael Scott promises to pay for kids’ college then can’t afford it? That’s the obama presidency
Latest reply 6:31PM Mon, September 03 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

So if the availability of guns is what leads to shootings, why are most mass shootings in places where guns aren’t allowed?
Latest reply 6:01PM Thu, August 30 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

if lion isn’t in the App Store now, how do people who haven’t upgraded restore their OS?
Latest reply 11:55PM Wed, August 29 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Obama does an ama the same day ryan and romney are set to address the rnc. hmm trying new tactics out of fear?
Latest reply 5:58PM Wed, August 29 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

How is Samsung announcing stuff today when Apple’s event isn’t for several weeks?
Latest reply 8:50PM Wed, August 29 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

What is about receiving payment that somehow magically turns it illegal? Why is that where the line was drawn?
Latest reply 1:59AM Wed, August 22 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

After doing a reset of the ios simulator, how do you get the default content back?
Latest reply 5:03PM Thu, August 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Meanwhile obama’a former classmates are apparently saying they never remember actually being in his class. oops?
Latest reply 5:21PM Wed, August 08 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Ohio wants to give military members three additional days to send in absentee ballots. obama is trying to block it. is he scared?
Latest reply 4:25PM Sat, August 04 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

are these obama campaign sock accounts or something?
Latest reply 10:58PM Fri, August 03 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Giving a toast during “God Save the Queen” - Romney? Nope, obama Giving the queen an iPod filled with video of himself - Romney? No, obama.
Latest reply 2:18PM Tue, July 31 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

why on earth does the mac app store attach the icon of the app as an image when you tweet from it and why cant you remove that?
Latest reply 3:35PM Sat, July 28 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

People are upset claiming Romney offended England? obama went over there and told them how bad we are. THAT is shameful. obama is shameful
Latest reply 2:34PM Fri, July 27 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Guys, @markgurman doesn’t understand why people archive emails. He literally has tens of thousands of emails in his inbox.
Latest reply 4:35AM Wed, July 25 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

so both mikebeas and mikebeasley are taken as youtube usernames and im creating a new account. what do?
Latest reply 2:02AM Wed, July 25 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

why is everyone just regurgitating this image with a list of iPhone models? who cares?
Latest reply 1:13AM Tue, July 24 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why does that account even exist?
Latest reply 1:00PM Mon, July 16 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Do the debate is “was Romney running a successful business while obama was getting high or was Romney not running it then?” WHO CARES?
Latest reply 12:57PM Mon, July 16 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Help: had a file in Win7. Properties > Keyboard shortcut. Set shortcut. Deleted file. How do I remove the (still-working) keyboard shortcut?
Latest reply 4:40AM Fri, July 13 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I'm at a paaaay phone trying to call home, but I can't figure out how to work this blasted thing. I have to put in money or something? What?
Latest reply 2:46AM Fri, July 13 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

This theme is overriding my italics and stuff in my posts. how do i fix that?
Latest reply 4:31AM Tue, June 26 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

What the crap is this LIMBO game and why does it look so freaking creepy?
Latest reply 4:01AM Sun, June 24 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Who does @barackobama think he is? What a low-down piece of absolute human garbage.
Latest reply 3:43PM Sat, June 23 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I'd get an AirPort Express if they weren't so freakin' expensive. Why does a router need to cost $100?
Latest reply 2:08AM Tue, June 19 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I tweeted that iOS 6 permissions thing hours after launch. How is that news?
Latest reply 4:04PM Thu, June 14 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

What is the gesture for the tab overview mode in safari 6?
Latest reply 6:38PM Tue, June 12 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Does anyone think the iOS store redesigns would look the same if @tweetbot didn’t exist?
Latest reply 2:33AM Wed, June 13 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why do they make keep making games that are sequels of sequels of sequels of sequels and screwing with the titles?
Latest reply 8:22PM Fri, June 01 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Steam, why are you being crap today?
Latest reply 5:06PM Fri, June 01 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Make spaghetti with cold water because boiling water takes too long. What could go wrong? It’s still water. #SteeberLogic
Latest reply 11:39PM Mon, May 28 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Since when does iOS automatically change -- to —?
Latest reply 11:59AM Mon, May 28 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why can’t we just have 1 Jailbreak.app for Mac that auto-updates with the latest jailbreaks via Sparkle with jailbreaks from ALL the teams?
Latest reply 1:44PM Sat, May 26 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

How did this not become a top tweet? https://t.co/O6pcL3uG
Latest reply 1:05PM Tue, May 15 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Obama flip flops again, declares a left-leaning position. everyone pretends it's news?
Latest reply 4:09PM Wed, May 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why can't Apple be helpful over the phone? Why do I have to make a Genius Bar appointment at a store an hour away to ask a question?
Latest reply 12:31PM Wed, May 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why does Mission Control (or even Launchpad, for that matter), have an icon? It should really just be a gesture-controlled thing, IMO.
Latest reply 7:46AM Mon, April 30 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Uhhh why did i not check out the pebble watch earlier? seriously awesome. the notifications and caller id alone are amazingly great.
Latest reply 7:31PM Tue, April 17 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

"Don't worry. We won't sue you if you use what we invented and patented." Then why patent it? How does that protect you?
Latest reply 3:52PM Tue, April 17 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

So we're stuck with Romney? LAME. @cnnbrk: GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum to suspend campaign, senior adviser says.
Latest reply 2:13PM Tue, April 10 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why does Twitter for Mac have pull to refresh if it uses Streaming? #pointless
Latest reply 4:41PM Mon, April 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

But seriously why is that Walmart account still open? Report that for spam.
Latest reply 12:50AM Mon, March 26 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Can anyone login to the myAT&T app right now?
Latest reply 1:28AM Tue, March 20 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I mean think about it: twitter apps (all of them) are the ONLY things you read from bottom to top. Why is that?
Latest reply 10:00PM Thu, March 15 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Americans never give their opinions of the idiots elected to office in other countries, so why do they talk about ours?
Latest reply 2:22PM Thu, March 15 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Honestly, how can Apple expect us to pick only four apps for our Dock? Hmmm might file a radar.
Latest reply 3:22PM Mon, March 12 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Guys what I meant was if you have multiple numbers all labeled "work," how does it decide which "work" number you wanted?
Latest reply 2:06PM Fri, March 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

What does Siri do if you have multiple home or work numbers for a contact? How does it figure out the right one?
Latest reply 12:11PM Fri, March 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

OK seriously, if iMessages are timestamped, why is it so hard for the app to just put them in that order?
Latest reply 6:20AM Fri, March 09 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

...do you leave the left page blank, then start on the NEXT left page? I've seen it done both ways. What do you guys prefer?
Latest reply 3:09AM Fri, February 24 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

ok i have a php script that generates a random line of text. how do i put that random text into my site?
Latest reply 1:31PM Thu, February 23 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Ugh why can't I resign certain app store apps? twitter works fine but i cant resign echofon.
Latest reply 1:15PM Tue, February 21 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Where is the notification center background cached? i'll just delete the cache myself.
Latest reply 8:57PM Fri, February 10 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

How do you see if someone is following you in twitter for iphone?
Latest reply 3:27PM Wed, February 01 2012

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How do I see if someone is following me in twitter for iphine?
Latest reply 3:14PM Wed, February 01 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

What are some good (free) ios-ready themes?
Latest reply 2:37PM Sun, January 22 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

why does the font for the pirate language look so much better than the rest? @notch @jeb_
Latest reply 11:00AM Thu, January 12 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Restoring iPhone from backup took 5 seconds. Why do I not feel confident about that?
Latest reply 10:59AM Thu, January 12 2012

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why doesn't @9to5mac have an iPhone layout? Loading the pages on iPhone/iPod is basically a game of "Will it load or will it get stuck?"
Latest reply 10:40AM Tue, December 20 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Anyone with a jailbroken device have skype installed? does the jailbreak warning still only ios 3.x is supported? :d
Latest reply 7:23AM Sun, December 18 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Quick answer needed: where do i go to get live analytics on google analytics? just in the main view? needed within the next minute or so
Latest reply 12:19AM Sun, December 11 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

I have over a gig of files to upload and nowhere to upload them. Where can I upload them AND DELETE THEM LATER?
Latest reply 2:44AM Fri, December 09 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

how do i find this dragon in minecraft?
Latest reply 7:30AM Sat, November 19 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Does the tweet sheet lag when opening for anyone else? it has for me since the betas.
Latest reply 10:34AM Thu, November 17 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Has society evolved enough to the point where I can just list the references on my résumé by their Twitter handles yet?
Latest reply 5:48AM Tue, November 01 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Wait, since when is Trillian on the Mac App Store? Isn't that still in beta?
Latest reply 1:36PM Sun, October 30 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

iMovie > Window > Sports Team Editor <--- Why does this exist?
Latest reply 7:42PM Wed, October 26 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Also, does anyone know of any apps (free apps) that let you modify iTunes backups?
Latest reply 12:36AM Sun, October 16 2011

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Why does Siri say "GeniusBar" instead of "Genius Bar"?
Latest reply 6:10PM Fri, October 14 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Can anyone confirm that MobileSubstrate was updated today like @MuscleNerd said it would be?
Latest reply 11:50PM Thu, October 13 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why does this thing feel faster since I jailbroke it?
Latest reply 1:30AM Thu, October 13 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Why does @ihaz3 keep saying someone hacked into his Mac [insert arbitrary number here] times to find SHAtter And what's his problem?
Latest reply 10:42AM Wed, October 12 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

can someone post the screwed up facebook icon?
Latest reply 6:59PM Mon, October 10 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Uh... Why does @forstall want my address? :-\
Latest reply 1:53AM Wed, October 05 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

So, Find My Friends is a 4S feature, not an iOS 5 feature? How do I find it in iOS 5 if it's an iOS feature?
Latest reply 12:33AM Wed, October 05 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Seriously though, why doesn't the iPhone 4S support Thunderbolt?
Latest reply 11:57PM Tue, October 04 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

How do I get the new profile? Do I just have to wait?
Latest reply 11:02PM Thu, September 22 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Where can I get one of @saurik's awesome Reloading Data shirts? Do want.
Latest reply 12:06AM Mon, September 19 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

When is beta 7?
Latest reply 12:03AM Tue, August 30 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

So if an LTE iPhone is in carrier testing for real, what are the chances it's the iPhone 5?
Latest reply 11:26AM Mon, August 15 2011

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@iMikeBeas South Carolina

Someone make it impossible for me to click 'open all in tabs' on my bookmarks in safari. why does that even exist?!
Latest reply 1:25AM Fri, July 15 2011

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Why doesn't anyone want to come to my new apartment floor?! UUUUGGGHHHH.... #TinyTower
Latest reply 1:15AM Sat, July 02 2011

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Conversations Started by iMikeBeas

Why is it ok to say “all NRA members hate kids,” “all tea partiers = racist,” &amp; “all repubs hate women,” but NOT “all Muslims hate the US”? Latest reply 6:41PM Tue, May 07

“Oh you’re gay? Here’s a phone call from the White House.” “Oh you were murdered because of my negligence? Sucks, huh?” - obama logic Latest reply 8:30PM Mon, April 29

so, if you have the itunes sidebar hidden, where is the ‘transfer purchases’ button when managing an ios device? Latest reply 6:53PM Mon, April 22

Hi @barackobama, if we shun guns because they are sometimes used for bad things, should we shun Muslims who sometimes do bad things? Latest reply 9:01AM Sun, April 21

Hi @barackobama, how far are you willing to go to “save one child’s life,” as you said? Because one child was killed by a pressure cooker. Latest reply 12:35AM Sun, April 21

What do you think, is DC going to take Man of Steel &amp; tie into the Batman trilogy for a Justice League movie like Marvel did with Avengers? Latest reply 10:19PM Sat, April 20

so does anyone else have an issue with the Dolphin Emulator where it just goes to a black screen and crashes when you start a game? Latest reply 12:24AM Wed, March 06

can anyone else not see my avatar in tweetbot? Latest reply 11:57PM Mon, March 04

Just now finding out they if you tap the inbox zero icon in @mailbox you can see the full image. i thought you had to open it in safari. Latest reply 9:26AM Fri, March 01

Looking at my bank account: “Uuhhh WHY did Google charge me THAT much money, and for WHAT? Oh that’s a credit… That’s my paycheck…” Latest reply 12:42PM Mon, February 25

Now chpwn is pissed at _Yllier_ for making a tweak that changes how Zephyr works. Why can’t this community just get along? Latest reply 4:22PM Wed, February 13

Hey @tweetsoutloud, is space ACTUALLY the final frontier? #WHChat Latest reply 11:48AM Wed, February 13

The annoying son from 1600 Penn is playing Woz and the annoying host of Punk’d is playing Steve Jobs. What could go wrong? Latest reply 10:57AM Tue, January 22

oh are we having a party for the douchebag boy-tyrant his excellency king joffrey obama the first? Latest reply 11:41AM Mon, January 21

Obama threatened to stop paying social security/the military if we dont raise the debt ceiling. tell me who has ‘a gun to our heads’ again? Latest reply 3:59PM Mon, January 14

Obama reportedly told boehner in a meeting that "we don't have a spending problem." ok, can we impeach this fool now? Latest reply 11:31PM Mon, January 07

Harry Reid says Boehner is a dictator. Meanwhile obama is pissing on the 2nd and 4th amendments. “wat is constitushun?” he inquires. Latest reply 1:10PM Thu, December 27

Facebook Poke is the obama of apps: I looked into it and determined it is crap. Why would anyone want this? Sadly, countless idiots will. Latest reply 4:41PM Fri, December 21

#WHChat Why do you hate success? What motivation drives you to make sure those who succeed are punished and taxed to death? Latest reply 2:01AM Wed, December 05

McDonald’s has a thing called the “Cheddar* Bacon Onion” Yes, there is a * after “Cheddar” and I don’t know why. What could that mean? Latest reply 2:45PM Tue, November 06 2012

Oh you’re not voting for Romney because of his stance on gay marriage? What was your excuse in 2008 when obama didn’t support it either? Latest reply 12:56AM Mon, November 05 2012

Will Ferrel did an ad for obama? Well, there goes my respect for OH WAIT, never mind. Latest reply 3:31PM Sun, November 04 2012

I mean, why WOULDN’T he release the records? It’s for charity, right? Puts obama in a bad spot if he says no. Kinda clever. Latest reply 12:11PM Wed, October 24 2012

Who is “and1tshirt” and why am I following it? what account did was it before someone changed it? Latest reply 8:15PM Tue, October 23 2012

Why isn’t there a Weird ADN? Latest reply 6:36PM Wed, October 17 2012

I don't understand why more Americans aren't just spending their way out of debt if it was such a good idea... Any thoughts @barackobama? Latest reply 3:17PM Wed, October 10 2012

Three taps, all caps. how is this not the iphone 5 tagline? Latest reply 4:13PM Sun, October 07 2012

Healthcare: appears in 0 founding documents, yet is a “human right” and purchasing it is mandated. Why doesn’t the 2nd Amendment get that? Latest reply 9:17AM Sun, October 07 2012

Obama couldn't look romney in the eye last night. how are we supposed to expect him to take on iran? Latest reply 4:12PM Thu, October 04 2012

Obama says romney flopped? obamacare wasn’t a tax, now is obama was against gay marriage, now isn’t loved rev wright, now barely knows him Latest reply 3:11PM Thu, October 04 2012

Huge news among US cell carriers today. Seeing unconfirmed reports that MeteoPCS is still an actual thing…? Can anyone confirm? Latest reply 10:52AM Wed, October 03 2012

Mitt spent a day as a garbage man so he could better appreciate them, &amp; said “they feel invisible” years ago. obama says he hates them. HUH? Latest reply 5:53PM Tue, October 02 2012

So we’ve confirmed obama knew about libya, then lied and said he didn’t, and the entire administration covered it up. where is the media? Latest reply 1:45PM Sun, September 30 2012

how do i log into an expired mobileme trial account and delete it permanently so i can have the old @me.com email? Latest reply 1:24AM Wed, September 26 2012

This too rt @michaelsteeber: @mikebeas “waaah no talk and surf” does anyone really use that either? Latest reply 9:45PM Thu, September 13 2012

So if your grade in a class is “incomplete” at the end of the semester, don’t you fail? @barackobama Latest reply 6:00PM Wed, September 05 2012

This obama supporter asked me if I was a legal American. I was born in North Carolina. I’m white as a ghost. How is that even a question? Latest reply 8:35PM Tue, September 04 2012

Kinda curious: if that little metal contact on the back of the SIM is all that was actually important, why did we use those giant cards? Latest reply 1:03PM Tue, September 04 2012

You know that episode of The Office where Michael Scott promises to pay for kids’ college then can’t afford it? That’s the obama presidency Latest reply 6:31PM Mon, September 03 2012

So if the availability of guns is what leads to shootings, why are most mass shootings in places where guns aren’t allowed? Latest reply 6:01PM Thu, August 30 2012

if lion isn’t in the App Store now, how do people who haven’t upgraded restore their OS? Latest reply 11:55PM Wed, August 29 2012

Obama does an ama the same day ryan and romney are set to address the rnc. hmm trying new tactics out of fear? Latest reply 5:58PM Wed, August 29 2012

How is Samsung announcing stuff today when Apple’s event isn’t for several weeks? Latest reply 8:50PM Wed, August 29 2012

What is about receiving payment that somehow magically turns it illegal? Why is that where the line was drawn? Latest reply 1:59AM Wed, August 22 2012

After doing a reset of the ios simulator, how do you get the default content back? Latest reply 5:03PM Thu, August 09 2012

Meanwhile obama’a former classmates are apparently saying they never remember actually being in his class. oops? Latest reply 5:21PM Wed, August 08 2012

Ohio wants to give military members three additional days to send in absentee ballots. obama is trying to block it. is he scared? Latest reply 4:25PM Sat, August 04 2012

are these obama campaign sock accounts or something? Latest reply 10:58PM Fri, August 03 2012

Giving a toast during “God Save the Queen” - Romney? Nope, obama Giving the queen an iPod filled with video of himself - Romney? No, obama. Latest reply 2:18PM Tue, July 31 2012

why on earth does the mac app store attach the icon of the app as an image when you tweet from it and why cant you remove that? Latest reply 3:35PM Sat, July 28 2012

People are upset claiming Romney offended England? obama went over there and told them how bad *we* are. THAT is shameful. obama is shameful Latest reply 2:34PM Fri, July 27 2012

Guys, @markgurman doesn’t understand why people archive emails. He literally has tens of thousands of emails in his inbox. Latest reply 4:35AM Wed, July 25 2012

so both mikebeas and mikebeasley are taken as youtube usernames and im creating a new account. what do? Latest reply 2:02AM Wed, July 25 2012

why is everyone just regurgitating this image with a list of iPhone models? who cares? Latest reply 1:13AM Tue, July 24 2012

Why does that account even exist? Latest reply 1:00PM Mon, July 16 2012

Do the debate is “was Romney running a successful business while obama was getting high or was Romney not running it then?” WHO CARES? Latest reply 12:57PM Mon, July 16 2012

Help: had a file in Win7. Properties &gt; Keyboard shortcut. Set shortcut. Deleted file. How do I remove the (still-working) keyboard shortcut? Latest reply 4:40AM Fri, July 13 2012

I'm at a paaaay phone trying to call home, but I can't figure out how to work this blasted thing. I have to put in money or something? What? Latest reply 2:46AM Fri, July 13 2012

This theme is overriding my italics and stuff in my posts. how do i fix that? Latest reply 4:31AM Tue, June 26 2012

What the crap is this LIMBO game and why does it look so freaking creepy? Latest reply 4:01AM Sun, June 24 2012

Who does @barackobama think he is? What a low-down piece of absolute human garbage. Latest reply 3:43PM Sat, June 23 2012

I'd get an AirPort Express if they weren't so freakin' expensive. Why does a router need to cost $100? Latest reply 2:08AM Tue, June 19 2012

I tweeted that iOS 6 permissions thing hours after launch. How is that news? Latest reply 4:04PM Thu, June 14 2012

What is the gesture for the tab overview mode in safari 6? Latest reply 6:38PM Tue, June 12 2012

Does anyone think the iOS store redesigns would look the same if @tweetbot didn’t exist? Latest reply 2:33AM Wed, June 13 2012

Why do they make keep making games that are sequels of sequels of sequels of sequels and screwing with the titles? Latest reply 8:22PM Fri, June 01 2012

Steam, why are you being crap today? Latest reply 5:06PM Fri, June 01 2012

Make spaghetti with cold water because boiling water takes too long. What could go wrong? It’s still water. #SteeberLogic Latest reply 11:39PM Mon, May 28 2012

Since when does iOS automatically change -- to —? Latest reply 11:59AM Mon, May 28 2012

Why can’t we just have 1 Jailbreak.app for Mac that auto-updates with the latest jailbreaks via Sparkle with jailbreaks from ALL the teams? Latest reply 1:44PM Sat, May 26 2012

How did this not become a top tweet? https://t.co/O6pcL3uG Latest reply 1:05PM Tue, May 15 2012

Obama flip flops again, declares a left-leaning position. everyone pretends it's news? Latest reply 4:09PM Wed, May 09 2012

Why can't Apple be helpful over the phone? Why do I have to make a Genius Bar appointment at a store an hour away to ask a question? Latest reply 12:31PM Wed, May 09 2012

Why does Mission Control (or even Launchpad, for that matter), have an icon? It should really just be a gesture-controlled thing, IMO. Latest reply 7:46AM Mon, April 30 2012

Uhhh why did i not check out the pebble watch earlier? seriously awesome. the notifications and caller id alone are amazingly great. Latest reply 7:31PM Tue, April 17 2012

Why is it ok to say “all NRA members hate kids,” “all tea partiers = racist,” & “all repubs hate women,” but NOT “all Muslims hate the US”?
Latest reply 6:41PM Tue, May 07

“Oh you’re gay? Here’s a phone call from the White House.” “Oh you were murdered because of my negligence? Sucks, huh?” - obama logic
Latest reply 8:30PM Mon, April 29

so, if you have the itunes sidebar hidden, where is the ‘transfer purchases’ button when managing an ios device?
Latest reply 6:53PM Mon, April 22

Hi @barackobama, if we shun guns because they are sometimes used for bad things, should we shun Muslims who sometimes do bad things?
Latest reply 9:01AM Sun, April 21

Hi @barackobama, how far are you willing to go to “save one child’s life,” as you said? Because one child was killed by a pressure cooker.
Latest reply 12:35AM Sun, April 21

What do you think, is DC going to take Man of Steel & tie into the Batman trilogy for a Justice League movie like Marvel did with Avengers?
Latest reply 10:19PM Sat, April 20

so does anyone else have an issue with the Dolphin Emulator where it just goes to a black screen and crashes when you start a game?
Latest reply 12:24AM Wed, March 06

can anyone else not see my avatar in tweetbot?
Latest reply 11:57PM Mon, March 04

Just now finding out they if you tap the inbox zero icon in @mailbox you can see the full image. i thought you had to open it in safari.
Latest reply 9:26AM Fri, March 01

Looking at my bank account: “Uuhhh WHY did Google charge me THAT much money, and for WHAT? Oh that’s a credit… That’s my paycheck…”
Latest reply 12:42PM Mon, February 25

Now chpwn is pissed at _Yllier_ for making a tweak that changes how Zephyr works. Why can’t this community just get along?
Latest reply 4:22PM Wed, February 13

Hey @tweetsoutloud, is space ACTUALLY the final frontier? #WHChat
Latest reply 11:48AM Wed, February 13

The annoying son from 1600 Penn is playing Woz and the annoying host of Punk’d is playing Steve Jobs. What could go wrong?
Latest reply 10:57AM Tue, January 22

oh are we having a party for the douchebag boy-tyrant his excellency king joffrey obama the first?
Latest reply 11:41AM Mon, January 21

Obama threatened to stop paying social security/the military if we dont raise the debt ceiling. tell me who has ‘a gun to our heads’ again?
Latest reply 3:59PM Mon, January 14

Obama reportedly told boehner in a meeting that "we don't have a spending problem." ok, can we impeach this fool now?
Latest reply 11:31PM Mon, January 07

Harry Reid says Boehner is a dictator. Meanwhile obama is pissing on the 2nd and 4th amendments. “wat is constitushun?” he inquires.
Latest reply 1:10PM Thu, December 27

Facebook Poke is the obama of apps: I looked into it and determined it is crap. Why would anyone want this? Sadly, countless idiots will.
Latest reply 4:41PM Fri, December 21

#WHChat Why do you hate success? What motivation drives you to make sure those who succeed are punished and taxed to death?
Latest reply 2:01AM Wed, December 05

McDonald’s has a thing called the “Cheddar* Bacon Onion” Yes, there is a * after “Cheddar” and I don’t know why. What could that mean?
Latest reply 2:45PM Tue, November 06 2012

Oh you’re not voting for Romney because of his stance on gay marriage? What was your excuse in 2008 when obama didn’t support it either?
Latest reply 12:56AM Mon, November 05 2012

Will Ferrel did an ad for obama? Well, there goes my respect for OH WAIT, never mind.
Latest reply 3:31PM Sun, November 04 2012

I mean, why WOULDN’T he release the records? It’s for charity, right? Puts obama in a bad spot if he says no. Kinda clever.
Latest reply 12:11PM Wed, October 24 2012

Who is “and1tshirt” and why am I following it? what account did was it before someone changed it?
Latest reply 8:15PM Tue, October 23 2012

Why isn’t there a Weird ADN?
Latest reply 6:36PM Wed, October 17 2012

I don't understand why more Americans aren't just spending their way out of debt if it was such a good idea... Any thoughts @barackobama?
Latest reply 3:17PM Wed, October 10 2012

Three taps, all caps. how is this not the iphone 5 tagline?
Latest reply 4:13PM Sun, October 07 2012

Healthcare: appears in 0 founding documents, yet is a “human right” and purchasing it is mandated. Why doesn’t the 2nd Amendment get that?
Latest reply 9:17AM Sun, October 07 2012

Obama couldn't look romney in the eye last night. how are we supposed to expect him to take on iran?
Latest reply 4:12PM Thu, October 04 2012

Obama says romney flopped? obamacare wasn’t a tax, now is obama was against gay marriage, now isn’t loved rev wright, now barely knows him
Latest reply 3:11PM Thu, October 04 2012

Huge news among US cell carriers today. Seeing unconfirmed reports that MeteoPCS is still an actual thing…? Can anyone confirm?
Latest reply 10:52AM Wed, October 03 2012

Mitt spent a day as a garbage man so he could better appreciate them, & said “they feel invisible” years ago. obama says he hates them. HUH?
Latest reply 5:53PM Tue, October 02 2012

So we’ve confirmed obama knew about libya, then lied and said he didn’t, and the entire administration covered it up. where is the media?
Latest reply 1:45PM Sun, September 30 2012

how do i log into an expired mobileme trial account and delete it permanently so i can have the old @me.com email?
Latest reply 1:24AM Wed, September 26 2012

This too rt @michaelsteeber: @mikebeas “waaah no talk and surf” does anyone really use that either?
Latest reply 9:45PM Thu, September 13 2012

So if your grade in a class is “incomplete” at the end of the semester, don’t you fail? @barackobama
Latest reply 6:00PM Wed, September 05 2012

This obama supporter asked me if I was a legal American. I was born in North Carolina. I’m white as a ghost. How is that even a question?
Latest reply 8:35PM Tue, September 04 2012

Kinda curious: if that little metal contact on the back of the SIM is all that was actually important, why did we use those giant cards?
Latest reply 1:03PM Tue, September 04 2012

You know that episode of The Office where Michael Scott promises to pay for kids’ college then can’t afford it? That’s the obama presidency
Latest reply 6:31PM Mon, September 03 2012

So if the availability of guns is what leads to shootings, why are most mass shootings in places where guns aren’t allowed?
Latest reply 6:01PM Thu, August 30 2012

if lion isn’t in the App Store now, how do people who haven’t upgraded restore their OS?
Latest reply 11:55PM Wed, August 29 2012

Obama does an ama the same day ryan and romney are set to address the rnc. hmm trying new tactics out of fear?
Latest reply 5:58PM Wed, August 29 2012

How is Samsung announcing stuff today when Apple’s event isn’t for several weeks?
Latest reply 8:50PM Wed, August 29 2012

What is about receiving payment that somehow magically turns it illegal? Why is that where the line was drawn?
Latest reply 1:59AM Wed, August 22 2012

After doing a reset of the ios simulator, how do you get the default content back?
Latest reply 5:03PM Thu, August 09 2012

Meanwhile obama’a former classmates are apparently saying they never remember actually being in his class. oops?
Latest reply 5:21PM Wed, August 08 2012

Ohio wants to give military members three additional days to send in absentee ballots. obama is trying to block it. is he scared?
Latest reply 4:25PM Sat, August 04 2012

are these obama campaign sock accounts or something?
Latest reply 10:58PM Fri, August 03 2012

Giving a toast during “God Save the Queen” - Romney? Nope, obama Giving the queen an iPod filled with video of himself - Romney? No, obama.
Latest reply 2:18PM Tue, July 31 2012

why on earth does the mac app store attach the icon of the app as an image when you tweet from it and why cant you remove that?
Latest reply 3:35PM Sat, July 28 2012

People are upset claiming Romney offended England? obama went over there and told them how bad we are. THAT is shameful. obama is shameful
Latest reply 2:34PM Fri, July 27 2012

Guys, @markgurman doesn’t understand why people archive emails. He literally has tens of thousands of emails in his inbox.
Latest reply 4:35AM Wed, July 25 2012

so both mikebeas and mikebeasley are taken as youtube usernames and im creating a new account. what do?
Latest reply 2:02AM Wed, July 25 2012

why is everyone just regurgitating this image with a list of iPhone models? who cares?
Latest reply 1:13AM Tue, July 24 2012

Why does that account even exist?
Latest reply 1:00PM Mon, July 16 2012

Do the debate is “was Romney running a successful business while obama was getting high or was Romney not running it then?” WHO CARES?
Latest reply 12:57PM Mon, July 16 2012

Help: had a file in Win7. Properties > Keyboard shortcut. Set shortcut. Deleted file. How do I remove the (still-working) keyboard shortcut?
Latest reply 4:40AM Fri, July 13 2012

I'm at a paaaay phone trying to call home, but I can't figure out how to work this blasted thing. I have to put in money or something? What?
Latest reply 2:46AM Fri, July 13 2012

This theme is overriding my italics and stuff in my posts. how do i fix that?
Latest reply 4:31AM Tue, June 26 2012

What the crap is this LIMBO game and why does it look so freaking creepy?
Latest reply 4:01AM Sun, June 24 2012

Who does @barackobama think he is? What a low-down piece of absolute human garbage.
Latest reply 3:43PM Sat, June 23 2012

I'd get an AirPort Express if they weren't so freakin' expensive. Why does a router need to cost $100?
Latest reply 2:08AM Tue, June 19 2012

I tweeted that iOS 6 permissions thing hours after launch. How is that news?
Latest reply 4:04PM Thu, June 14 2012

What is the gesture for the tab overview mode in safari 6?
Latest reply 6:38PM Tue, June 12 2012

Does anyone think the iOS store redesigns would look the same if @tweetbot didn’t exist?
Latest reply 2:33AM Wed, June 13 2012

Why do they make keep making games that are sequels of sequels of sequels of sequels and screwing with the titles?
Latest reply 8:22PM Fri, June 01 2012

Steam, why are you being crap today?
Latest reply 5:06PM Fri, June 01 2012

Make spaghetti with cold water because boiling water takes too long. What could go wrong? It’s still water. #SteeberLogic
Latest reply 11:39PM Mon, May 28 2012

Since when does iOS automatically change -- to —?
Latest reply 11:59AM Mon, May 28 2012

Why can’t we just have 1 Jailbreak.app for Mac that auto-updates with the latest jailbreaks via Sparkle with jailbreaks from ALL the teams?
Latest reply 1:44PM Sat, May 26 2012

How did this not become a top tweet? https://t.co/O6pcL3uG
Latest reply 1:05PM Tue, May 15 2012

Obama flip flops again, declares a left-leaning position. everyone pretends it's news?
Latest reply 4:09PM Wed, May 09 2012

Why can't Apple be helpful over the phone? Why do I have to make a Genius Bar appointment at a store an hour away to ask a question?
Latest reply 12:31PM Wed, May 09 2012

Why does Mission Control (or even Launchpad, for that matter), have an icon? It should really just be a gesture-controlled thing, IMO.
Latest reply 7:46AM Mon, April 30 2012

Uhhh why did i not check out the pebble watch earlier? seriously awesome. the notifications and caller id alone are amazingly great.
Latest reply 7:31PM Tue, April 17 2012

"Don't worry. We won't sue you if you use what we invented and patented." Then why patent it? How does that protect you?
Latest reply 3:52PM Tue, April 17 2012

So we're stuck with Romney? LAME. @cnnbrk: GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum to suspend campaign, senior adviser says.
Latest reply 2:13PM Tue, April 10 2012

Why does Twitter for Mac have pull to refresh if it uses Streaming? #pointless
Latest reply 4:41PM Mon, April 09 2012

But seriously why is that Walmart account still open? Report that for spam.
Latest reply 12:50AM Mon, March 26 2012

Can anyone login to the myAT&T app right now?
Latest reply 1:28AM Tue, March 20 2012