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@Dissum Essex.

Fucking up at everything, one day at a time.

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25 Conversations
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Conversations Started by Dissum

@Dissum Essex.

Wait, when is the Madina Lake tour, what date is the London date and where can I buy tickets?
Latest reply 1:39PM Wed, March 20

@Dissum Essex.

Can someone link me to the ticket site for tomorrow so I have it up ready to go in the morning?
Latest reply 3:43PM Thu, February 07

@Dissum Essex.

can someone wave their magic wand and make my life good again please?
Latest reply 12:05PM Tue, July 03 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Does anyone actually know?
Latest reply 5:56PM Thu, June 28 2012

@Dissum Essex.

my mum's copies of the 50 shades trilogy arrived today.... oh god, how do i stop her from reading them?
Latest reply 4:37PM Wed, June 20 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Nope, didnt get out on time. Ffs. @Coincidental @Elliethinks where are you guys currently?
Latest reply 1:21PM Sat, May 19 2012

@Dissum Essex.

.....why is a catholic twitter following me? And I am the only person they're following? o_0
Latest reply 7:31AM Fri, May 04 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Don't need to be up early for once, wake up before 8am. Body, why do you hate me?
Latest reply 3:13AM Fri, May 04 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Where are the northerners?
Latest reply 12:28PM Tue, May 01 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Wtf Dan is here? Where are you Hetherton?
Latest reply 4:00PM Sun, April 29 2012

@Dissum Essex.

What do I want for dinner?
Latest reply 2:56PM Fri, April 27 2012

@Dissum Essex.

ffs, why is there so much mock the week on? it makes me not want to sleep even though i'm really tired
Latest reply 7:40PM Sun, April 15 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Where are all the hufflepuffs at? :(
Latest reply 10:36AM Sun, April 15 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Does anyone want to buy a new 8gb iPod nano? Name me an offer.
Latest reply 10:33AM Fri, March 02 2012

@Dissum Essex.

my dad just text me "why you no speak to me" why did the way he phrased that amuse me?
Latest reply 9:28PM Thu, February 23 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Does anyone want to get 50 free photo prints who hasn't used snapfish before?
Latest reply 5:09AM Sat, February 11 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Why does my phone always change flappy to floppy? ffs
Latest reply 5:03PM Fri, February 10 2012

@Dissum Essex.

3 hours to go. I wish I'd had the money to get the train instead. Why can't I be rich?
Latest reply 6:47AM Fri, January 27 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Can someone help me find a download link for both Sherlock Holmes films please? Wanna watch them on the coaches.
Latest reply 6:36PM Sat, January 14 2012

@Dissum Essex.

"@Katiesaur_: Why is it so damn hard finding a nice bra in my size? -_-" tell me about it.
Latest reply 2:46PM Thu, January 05 2012

@Dissum Essex.

Toy Story 3, why do you always make me cry?
Latest reply 7:38PM Mon, December 19 2011

@Dissum Essex.

I'm just a little bit emotional now. Damn you QAF, why did you have to end?
Latest reply 9:18PM Sun, October 30 2011

@Dissum Essex.

Guys my brother needs your help! what should he call his motorbike? give me any ideas you have.
Latest reply 5:22PM Sun, September 25 2011

@Dissum Essex.

Does anyone want DanniBearrr back? RT @rawr_biteme: When is @DanniBearrr coming back, @Dissum?
Latest reply 1:46PM Mon, August 22 2011

@Dissum Essex.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE RAIN BUT HARLOW? RAIN GODDAMMIT.
Latest reply 8:30AM Tue, June 28 2011