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@Failed_Writer London

I'm the little sperm that could

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Someone at work just told me, “Turn that frown upside down, mister.” How do you frown up?

12:48PM Wed, June 27 2012

If you can't buy happiness, why is every commercial on TV saying they're selling it?

7:15AM Fri, February 24 2012

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@Failed_Writer London

More a shitty joke about them purring. My flu is making me breathe with a purr like a cat

9:56AM Thu, June 23 2011

In reply to: " "Why does everyone think my severe asthma is so cute?" ----a Cat " -Asked by @Failed_Writer

@Failed_Writer London

Why do you ask?

9:38AM Fri, August 19 2011

In reply to: " Why do people ask so many questions? What gives them the right to be so nosy? Is it a disorder? Should I ask them? Does anyone know? Hello? " -Asked by @lollerscates