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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

And he was apparently set to step down in June anyway.

9:01PM Wed, May 15

In reply to: " I don't get it... The IRS scandal is a mess but what does everyone want to see happen, aide from what is happening? " -Asked by @GaltsGirl

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

heh. I'm sharing these with my kids. So.... no.

8:52PM Wed, May 15

In reply to: " I don't get it... The IRS scandal is a mess but what does everyone want to see happen, aide from what is happening? " -Asked by @GaltsGirl

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I think I'm going to weep silently in my brownie.

8:50PM Wed, May 15

In reply to: " I don't get it... The IRS scandal is a mess but what does everyone want to see happen, aide from what is happening? " -Asked by @GaltsGirl

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I totally cheated & picked two, but they're kind of a package deal.

10:26PM Thu, March 14

In reply to: " Oh man great ? How does one pick? RT @oddlysaid Okay, another question, #FauxPac. What book most influenced your political philosophy? " -Asked by @CincyChick4Rick

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Yep, that. I can get not being totally enthused. I just don't get the hate.

9:19PM Sun, March 10

In reply to: " So, Sen. Paul's filibuster is pretty much the only punch anyone's managed to land on the Obama Administration, and people are pissed why? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

And the fact is all those other things ARE issues, and Sen Paul et. al got to speak that message unfiltered for 13 hours.

9:12PM Sun, March 10

In reply to: " So, Sen. Paul's filibuster is pretty much the only punch anyone's managed to land on the Obama Administration, and people are pissed why? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

The thing that got me is that if it was SUCH an improbable hypothetical, why not answer right away? The silence was telling.

9:11PM Sun, March 10

In reply to: " So, Sen. Paul's filibuster is pretty much the only punch anyone's managed to land on the Obama Administration, and people are pissed why? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

ok. 4th amendment, not important. Balance of powers, not important. Limited government, not important. Good to know!

9:04PM Sun, March 10

In reply to: " So, Sen. Paul's filibuster is pretty much the only punch anyone's managed to land on the Obama Administration, and people are pissed why? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

do you suppose an aide follows him around with a fire extinguisher just to put out his pants on fire?

9:46AM Fri, March 01

In reply to: " Hey, remember in the 2012 presidential debate when President Obama promised that the sequester wouldn't happen? " -Asked by @jimgeraghty

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Ah, figured it would be something like that.

9:05PM Tue, February 12

In reply to: " What's with the green ribbons? #SOTU " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Yeah, you'd think they'd have an automatic "contact authorities if threatening" policy.

8:34PM Thu, February 07

In reply to: " How did CNN not realize this package was disturbing? " -Asked by @katnandu

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I'd imagine they get a lot of disturbing packages.

8:28PM Thu, February 07

In reply to: " How did CNN not realize this package was disturbing? " -Asked by @katnandu

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I was looking for something outside the standard rolling timpani, full orchestra bit.

7:07PM Tue, January 22

In reply to: " Wait. Did Obama really use the phrase "peace in our time" during his Inauguration speech? Is he really THAT ignorant of history? " -Asked by @kesgardner

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

yes and yes. I don't think Zinn covers that.

6:53PM Tue, January 22

In reply to: " Wait. Did Obama really use the phrase "peace in our time" during his Inauguration speech? Is he really THAT ignorant of history? " -Asked by @kesgardner

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

.@gabrielmalor Currently has the best avi on twitter. No contest.

10:24PM Sat, November 10 2012

In reply to: " Coming home from the #okstate game, I stopped at Braum's and got a waffle cone with a scoop of pumpkin ice cream. Why do I ever leave OK? " -Asked by @gabrielmalor

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Glutton for punishment? Also that is my favorite of all your avis. Well done, sir. Well done.

10:23PM Sat, November 10 2012

In reply to: " Coming home from the #okstate game, I stopped at Braum's and got a waffle cone with a scoop of pumpkin ice cream. Why do I ever leave OK? " -Asked by @gabrielmalor

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

when you're scared you fall back on the familiar. They've had 4 years to practice.

6:51PM Sat, November 03 2012

In reply to: " Why is there a liberal B squad spamming my twitter with blame Bush nonsense? " -Asked by @CnservativePunk

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

it's simple, revenge against those who would dare challenge His Highness. We should know our place, peasant.

3:05PM Sat, November 03 2012

In reply to: " I'm still puzzled at Obama's 'revenge' bit. Wouldn't those seeking revenge vote AGAINST the incumbent president? @BarackObama #p2 #Obama2012 " -Asked by @keder

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Meghan? Or do we think she didn't actually pull the lever for dear old dad?

11:26PM Sun, October 28 2012

In reply to: " So has anyone found a person who voted for McCain in '08 and is voting for Obama this year? " -Asked by @IMAO_

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

the current foreign policy situation scares the poop out of me. No joke.

10:27PM Thu, October 11 2012

In reply to: " Nobody is proposing to send troops to Syria, but didn't Obama send troops to Jordon on the Syrian border? What's with that? #VPDebate " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

ah. Well, I'm already in my jammies, so an pouting is probably not on the schedule for tonight.

10:33PM Thu, October 04 2012

In reply to: " I have the mad munchies. What do I want to eat. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I don't have strawberries and waffles require work.

10:19PM Thu, October 04 2012

In reply to: " I have the mad munchies. What do I want to eat. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I've got none of those. So I went with salt and vinegar chips.

10:18PM Thu, October 04 2012

In reply to: " I have the mad munchies. What do I want to eat. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Ooh! I have salt and vinegar chips. Good call!

10:13PM Thu, October 04 2012

In reply to: " I have the mad munchies. What do I want to eat. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

if this keeps up, Romney could be a rich man. Wait....

5:48PM Tue, October 02 2012

In reply to: " I'm in for $20. RT @IMAO_ I'll give Romney $50 if he calls Obama "President Lady Parts" during the debate. Anyone want to add to that? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Oh yeah. Now I'm pissed off all over again. Thanks, Kevin!

7:56PM Tue, September 11 2012

In reply to: " The best part about the 5,000+ RT tweet? It's getting RT'd like crazy by non-political folks. People are disgusted with Obama. " -Asked by @keder

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

DUDE! What got 5000 retweets? Did I miss it. I blame real life. And Bush. Natch.

7:55PM Tue, September 11 2012

In reply to: " The best part about the 5,000+ RT tweet? It's getting RT'd like crazy by non-political folks. People are disgusted with Obama. " -Asked by @keder

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

because "you're rubber and I'm glue" is too hard for them to articulate. Get 'em, Greg.

8:50PM Wed, September 05 2012

In reply to: " Why is it that all of the lefties who argue with me just call me fat? " -Asked by @g10greg56

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

invisible obama was suspended, but reinstated. Of course, it's pro Obama.

1:01PM Sun, September 02 2012

In reply to: " Does Twitter suspend any account that mocks Obama? " -Asked by @jamesZsmith

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

We will never sort out our own crap. We enjoy "being right" too much.

1:55PM Tue, August 28 2012

In reply to: " Twitter, I hate it when you fight. Can't we just beat Obama then sort out our own crap in 2013? " -Asked by @gadsdenista

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

start here

8:53PM Mon, August 20 2012

In reply to: " Anyone know where I can find #misifitpolitics? " -Asked by @Mattie96

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

very temporarily. Like, for a minute.

11:32AM Sun, August 19 2012

In reply to: " How did moms of little boys survive before fabreeze? Correlation, where's my fabreeze? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

sigh. Probably.

11:30AM Sun, August 19 2012

In reply to: " How did moms of little boys survive before fabreeze? Correlation, where's my fabreeze? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

it's an order eliminating spray for fabrics and other surfaces. It will at least make your life less stinky.

11:30AM Sun, August 19 2012

In reply to: " How did moms of little boys survive before fabreeze? Correlation, where's my fabreeze? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

haven't you heard? All that matters is our lady parts.

11:14AM Mon, August 13 2012

In reply to: " Obama has been a disaster for women. Have u seen female unemployment rate? MT @NARAL: The Romney-Ryan ticket would be a disaster for women. " -Asked by @ProLifePolitics

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I'm a homeschooler since the beginning & my oldest is 12.My cousin is pulling her kid out of public school. I'm looking for her.

11:39AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " #Homeschool people, what are some good resources/reads for someone taking their 10 yr old out of public school? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Yeah, I got tons of HS contacts, but leaving institutional schools is a separate challenge.

11:20AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " #Homeschool people, what are some good resources/reads for someone taking their 10 yr old out of public school? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Same with us. Totally different ballgame than pulling them out of schools. Thanks for the tip!

11:17AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " #Homeschool people, what are some good resources/reads for someone taking their 10 yr old out of public school? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I though was a "from the starter" like me, and I do not know . Investigating now...

11:15AM Fri, July 13 2012

In reply to: " #Homeschool people, what are some good resources/reads for someone taking their 10 yr old out of public school? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

not Obama, but his campaign is having a fundraiser there. For ex-pats, I'd assume.

9:11PM Mon, July 02 2012

In reply to: " Okay, I'm confused. Is Obama going to Paris, France for an Independence Day fundraiser? Or has that story been debunked? " -Asked by @kesgardner

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

ugh. Perry mostly doesn't suck, but that's about it.

7:59PM Mon, July 02 2012

In reply to: " Once again Bobby Jindal speaks & my knee jerk reaction is , "why can't he be Governor of my state?". #tcot #tlot " -Asked by @politicsoffear

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

no competition. They can bilk you with no consequences

6:58PM Mon, July 02 2012

In reply to: " How is it that a store in an airport dedicated to headphones doesn't have any under $30? " -Asked by @CnservativePunk

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

step 1. "Hold my beer and watch this"

12:08AM Wed, June 20 2012

In reply to: " How does one "end up" with a spear through their skull? " -Asked by @elephande

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

brought it up under special rules, needed 2/3 to win.

2:49PM Thu, May 31 2012

In reply to: " Um... isn't 246 a majority in the House? How did it fail? #confused. " -Asked by @diggrbiii

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

half shaven solidarity!

10:54AM Thu, May 31 2012

In reply to: " Yes, I did intend to shave only one leg, why do you ask? #BlessMyHeart " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Hey! You be nice. Boy Scouts are good people. In fact, let them take over government & they'll have it ship-shape in no time!

7:30PM Fri, May 18 2012

In reply to: " Why are there a bajillion boy scouts downtown? #haventwesufferedenough " -Asked by @jonesy77

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Monday finals should be outlawed. Then shot & left to the dogs. Kick their butts!

8:37AM Mon, May 07 2012

In reply to: " Hey twitter. What do we know? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

family activity! BTDT

6:08PM Sun, May 06 2012

In reply to: " How does one pee while holding a 21mo? #clingytoddler " -Asked by @MyClonesAction

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

You're joking. You have to be joking. Because the stupid inherent in that slogan defies sentience.

9:37AM Thu, April 26 2012

In reply to: " Apparently, the Obama campaign has chosen its meme against Romney. It's "back to the future". Was "Beverly Hills Cop" taken? " -Asked by @jimmiebjr

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

You boys have 3 1/2 weeks to think of something good. Don't screw it up.

12:27PM Wed, April 18 2012

In reply to: " Crap. Just got an email about "unique gifts for mom." When is Mother's Day? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

pretty sure you're suppose to go to a gym and throw marshmallows at people with flat stomachs.

1:52PM Mon, April 16 2012

In reply to: " How does one properly celebrate #FlatStomachAppreciationDay? " -Asked by @LisaLikes

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I'm raising my own army for the zombie apocalypse! It's fun!

12:19AM Thu, April 12 2012

In reply to: " I'd love to be able to be a stay at home mom and take care of the house/children. What's so wrong with that? How is it SO sexist? " -Asked by @grhmcrckr54

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

we're all just character actors in their utopian fantasy. Real people are too complicated for them.

11:27PM Mon, April 09 2012

In reply to: " What does it say about the Left that they believe women only care about abortion, Latinos only immigration, gays only marriage? " -Asked by @ProLifePolitics

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Now I'm curious. Does it go splodey?

6:10PM Sat, March 24 2012

In reply to: " Who is @gopfirecracker? She's been mentioned like 30 times today in my TL? " -Asked by @craigcarroll

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

after I got a nasty infection when my 3 year old niece spat in my eye, my eye doc called kids little Typhoid Marys. Germy monsters

3:28PM Mon, March 19 2012

In reply to: " Also, the flu? Since when do I get the flu? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

since now! 2 little kids, twice the germinators!

3:25PM Mon, March 19 2012

In reply to: " Also, the flu? Since when do I get the flu? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I think he was a Bush speechwriter. Speechwriters tend to be particularly annoying. cf Peggy Noonan

5:58PM Thu, March 01 2012

In reply to: " Can someone tell me who is @DavidFrum and why his opinion matters? Didn't he used to have a website that no one visited? " -Asked by @i88schwartz

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

oh sister, right there with you. The drama. The &*$#% drama.

10:39AM Sat, February 25 2012

In reply to: " Why didn't anyone tell me how much fun the tween years would be with girls? #ShootMe #ShootMeNow " -Asked by @akgabriel

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I don't want to whine, bc I know moms like do it all the time, but I'm on my own this week & prayers are greatly appreciated.

10:23AM Mon, February 06 2012

In reply to: " Why do we celebrate dead people's birthdays? They're dead, right? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

"That you aren't getting it!"

2:01PM Thu, February 02 2012

In reply to: " "I saw your job description, what can you tell me about the job?" - candidate. " -Asked by @jeannewhitmore

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

The kids are whiney and disobedient and I'm cranky.

7:39PM Wed, February 01 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone else have cranky kids today? " -Asked by @sunflowermommie

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

in a list, using a comma + and. E.g. I need milk, eggs, and sugar.

6:19PM Thu, December 29 2011

In reply to: " ….what is an Oxford comma? #questionsIshouldhaveaskedfirst " -Asked by @CnservativePunk

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Because we dumb rubes use freedom for the wrong things, proving we don't deserve freedom. We should listen to our betters.

1:29PM Sun, December 18 2011

In reply to: " So why does #p2 wanna take it all away? " -Asked by @CnservativePunk

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

las in he opposed all loan interest? Ir just excessive rates?

11:19PM Mon, November 14 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know why usury isn't a big deal anymore? Just spent a half hour defending loan interest to my bar buddy. Was not successful. " -Asked by @Neal_Dewing

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

That is just.... sad. Poor pathetic people. (And no, not for all the tea in China will I try... you know.)

4:16PM Mon, November 07 2011

In reply to: " I don't hashtag p2 or tcot. How do I pick up trolls? And where is the troll repellent? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

This was weird, one was a reply to a CS Lewis quote & the other from a (non-hashtagged) tweet to another person.

3:29PM Mon, November 07 2011

In reply to: " I don't hashtag p2 or tcot. How do I pick up trolls? And where is the troll repellent? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

someone who comes from nowhere to attack, in this case only very vaguely related to anything I tweeted. 2 times in 2 days.

2:51PM Mon, November 07 2011

In reply to: " I don't hashtag p2 or tcot. How do I pick up trolls? And where is the troll repellent? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Schools (STILL ARE) funded primarily by the states. In Texas, through property taxes. DOE sends money w/ many strings.

5:57PM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " Maybe we should abolish the Department of Education. Does anyone know how schools funded themselves before it? " -Asked by @AiPolitics

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Yeah, so her goodbye tweet earlier today.

5:15PM Thu, November 03 2011

In reply to: " What happened to @CEWise84? Does anyone know? Twitter says she no longer exists (or something like that), but that can't be right. " -Asked by @kesgardner

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

NYC

6:20PM Thu, September 29 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know where @TheFiveFNC is broadcasted from? #PleaseandThankYou " -Asked by @MaddyLou101

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Yum! I like that tradition much more than eating beans.

12:14PM Wed, September 28 2011

In reply to: " Can someone explain to this Gentile the thing about the apples and Rosh Hashanah? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

oh yes. I judge it...Obamarific!

9:12PM Tue, September 27 2011

In reply to: " Because ebooks still need to be judged. RT @oddlysaid Why does an ebook need a cover? " -Asked by @IMAO_

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Many more people to protect, events to cover, no similar increase in agents. Less downtime & training time. Disaster coming.

5:39PM Sat, September 24 2011

In reply to: " Even if he never wins, he's the #TrivialTwitter champ. RT @CraigR3521 I'm very flaky. RT @Saturday_Trivia: What does the acronym "IVF" mean? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Oh, well, hang on to your hat, because it gets kinda frightening at the end.

4:57PM Sat, September 24 2011

In reply to: " Even if he never wins, he's the #TrivialTwitter champ. RT @CraigR3521 I'm very flaky. RT @Saturday_Trivia: What does the acronym "IVF" mean? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

You're welcome. Hey, I read that Secret Service book. Amazing. And frightening to think how poorly run the agency is.

4:49PM Sat, September 24 2011

In reply to: " Even if he never wins, he's the #TrivialTwitter champ. RT @CraigR3521 I'm very flaky. RT @Saturday_Trivia: What does the acronym "IVF" mean? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

In vitro fertilization

4:28PM Sat, September 24 2011

In reply to: " What does the acronym "IVF" mean? #TrivialTwitter " -Asked by @Saturday_Trivia

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

you are an evil, evil man. #ShinKick

6:07PM Wed, September 21 2011

In reply to: " Who is Troy Davis and why does @MMFlint have his panties in a bunch about him? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

ahem. NEVER TALK ABOUT AND PANTIES IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGAIN. Thank you.

5:10PM Wed, September 21 2011

In reply to: " Who is Troy Davis and why does @MMFlint have his panties in a bunch about him? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

lecter

4:33PM Sat, September 17 2011

In reply to: " What is the last name of Dr. Hannibal--the Cannibal? #TrivialTwitter " -Asked by @Saturday_Trivia

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

We're soaking up all sorts of stuff all the time. I wouldn't worry. Too much.

9:46PM Fri, September 16 2011

In reply to: " ...the FLUIDS IN MY BODY WOULD SOAK UP the radio waves. O_O Why does that just not sound ok...? " -Asked by @JeriLRyan

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

because raaaacist nature hater!

5:38PM Fri, September 02 2011

In reply to: " I"m sorry. Why does the left want us to buy our oil from tyrants and killers rather than Canadians again? I'm confused. " -Asked by @jimmiebjr

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

because the vast # of aging boomers need health care.

1:05PM Sun, August 07 2011

In reply to: " Why does everyone job have to have something to do with medicine? " -Asked by @BrandonKiser

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

he's a man of faith and Texas is suffering a severe drought/wildfires. It's what Christians do. Why do you care?

7:30PM Thu, August 04 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone tell me why Rick Perry needs to have a prayer breakfast? " -Asked by @BrandonKiser

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

we did that this past year. My girls weren't enthralled.

3:26PM Tue, July 05 2011

In reply to: " Hey #homeschool peeps, switching math for my daughters (6th & advanced 4th grade). Can anyone give me pros & cons for MathUSee & Singapore? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Maybe they have special #pantsless sensors.

1:43PM Tue, June 28 2011

In reply to: " It's a conspiracy! RT @LTsaywhat: Why does FedEx always require me to sign for packages on days I'm not wearing pants? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

"I killed Osama, I accomplished the mission, I won the war, I'm bringing the military home." Oh yeah, let him be clear

6:50PM Wed, June 22 2011

In reply to: " Himself 4 sure.. RT @oddlysaid Leaving Afghanistan, I think. RT @jimmiebjr : Okay...so what is the President supposed to talk about tonight? " -Asked by @Sailing_J

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

sha, right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

6:24PM Wed, June 22 2011

In reply to: " Leaving Afghanistan, I think. RT @jimmiebjr: Okay...so what is the President supposed to talk about tonight? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

do you stay up nights thinking up the "does x have y balls" tweets or do you have some sort of reference book?

9:58PM Thu, June 02 2011

In reply to: " “@VickySweInNYC: Okay, to the BIG question now.... ARE YOU DRUNK?!” Does SpongeBob have absorbent balls?... " -Asked by @blakeshelton

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

well at least you can sleep on the plane.

9:37PM Thu, May 19 2011

In reply to: " 1 am! RT @oddlysaid: @gadsdenista when does you jet plane leave? " -Asked by @gadsdenista

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

worth it if it's dark chocolate kit kay.

8:48PM Tue, May 17 2011

In reply to: " There are nights on the road when you have to ask yourself - when is a kit-kat worth $5? It's not often, but... " -Asked by @DanaPerino

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

at least they won't step on the damn things.

9:34AM Mon, May 16 2011

In reply to: " On this mission, astronauts will investigate how Lego toys behave in microgravity. Any ideas? " -Asked by @mattbramanti

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

yeah, he's hot and he's funny. You're just jealous.

7:25PM Sun, May 15 2011

In reply to: " I don't 'get' @TheOldSpiceGuy. Can someone explain it to me? " -Asked by @keder

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Thanks for all the great suggestions! You rock!

8:29PM Thu, May 05 2011

In reply to: " Hey #NASCAR peeps. What are some of your favorite songs about cars and driving? @oddlysaid " -Asked by @SCMcDonnell

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Oooh, excellent! Especially "One Piece at a Time." One of my favorites!

7:47PM Thu, May 05 2011

In reply to: " Hey #NASCAR peeps. What are some of your favorite songs about cars and driving? @oddlysaid " -Asked by @SCMcDonnell

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

May 8. AKA NEXT WEEK! Get on it.

9:22PM Sun, May 01 2011

In reply to: " Soooo.... when is Mother's Day? " -Asked by @BrandonKiser

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Yeah....not gonna happen. Gotta a hot date tonight. Hopefully.

1:05PM Sat, April 30 2011

In reply to: " My pantry, my fridge, my closet, my garage & my tweetdeck list all need organizing. Can I get a volunteer? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Thanks! Kinda worried considering his last few tweets.

3:47PM Thu, April 28 2011

In reply to: " You know, if @CnservativePunk is okay, I'm gonna kill him for making me worry. Does anyone know him IRL? Any news? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

thanks ladies. Now I know what I want for my birthday.

8:11PM Tue, April 05 2011

In reply to: " Guy at the ballfield has a shirt w/ "hello my name is"tag w/ "Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." How do I steal it? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

what about those MADD ads with wrecked cars?

8:39PM Tue, March 29 2011

In reply to: " Can anyone find an image (such as an advertisement) that makes an argument? " -Asked by @BrandonKiser

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

stuff grows in zone 4? Says the girl from zone 8.

12:08PM Fri, March 25 2011

In reply to: " any ideas here for a bee friendly fruiting windbreak for zone 4/5? " -Asked by @Principled

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

No. Seriously. What's the damn mission goal? This is the biggest joke of a presidency ever.

9:19AM Mon, March 21 2011

In reply to: " Hey, twitter, you know stuff. Can someone tell me the mission goal of this Operation Odyssey Dawn? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

on cable or are we streaming/dvd-ing?

6:33PM Fri, March 18 2011

In reply to: " Who is watching Die Hard with me tonight? " -Asked by @gadsdenista

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I read something somewhere about spicy polenta/sweet polenta, talking about variations on the base. Let me see if I can find it

9:47PM Thu, March 17 2011

In reply to: " Trying to think of something fun to do with polenta. Any ideas @oddlysaid ? " -Asked by @gadsdenista

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

It's all about PR. I think news orgs should either use pro-life/pro-choice OR anti-abortion/pro-abortion or pro-abortion rights

5:55PM Thu, February 24 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please explain why saying one is "Anti-abortion / Pro-Life" is controversial? Or is it only controversial when you're famous? " -Asked by @KJn4boyz

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Generally, pro-abortion ppl want to say pro-choice and call us anti-choice OR anti-abortion instead of pro-life 1/2

5:53PM Thu, February 24 2011

In reply to: " Can someone please explain why saying one is "Anti-abortion / Pro-Life" is controversial? Or is it only controversial when you're famous? " -Asked by @KJn4boyz

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

send out the word: bitter drunken snark. W/ baked goods! And straw polls! (muppets, mixed drinks, bad jokes, etc.) #FauxPac

3:22PM Tue, February 01 2011

In reply to: " Who is NOT going to CPAC? " -Asked by @CnservativePunk

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

these people: /fauxpac

3:17PM Tue, February 01 2011

In reply to: " Who is NOT going to CPAC? " -Asked by @CnservativePunk

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I can suggest help, but I'm not sure it's what your looking for. Ahem: Step away from the bottle! #Helpful

4:48PM Sun, January 23 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone here have the skills to photoshop a whale on a park bench, Sad Keanu style? #help " -Asked by @VodkaPundit

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

You could organize a massive tweet attack til you got your invite. I'd tell him how great you are!

3:48PM Thu, January 20 2011

In reply to: " So I'm gay and Conservative but can't take off work for CPAC. How do I get an invite to the 80s-themed @andrewbreitbart party? " -Asked by @OneFineJay

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I was thinking this: http://ht.ly/3HcPt So apparently, multiple stupid. Same as always.

11:21AM Thu, January 20 2011

In reply to: " I've been a bit preoccupied. Can someone explain to me why conservatives are attacking Christians? Or is is the other way around? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

WOW. I'm glad I missed that. And that person was a conservative?

11:13AM Thu, January 20 2011

In reply to: " I've been a bit preoccupied. Can someone explain to me why conservatives are attacking Christians? Or is is the other way around? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

I'm pretty sure it was just one guy who said something stupid in response to someone else's stupid. In other words, nothing new.

11:10AM Thu, January 20 2011

In reply to: " I've been a bit preoccupied. Can someone explain to me why conservatives are attacking Christians? Or is is the other way around? " -Asked by @thebuma

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Get a map & some darts and see what sticks.

3:43PM Wed, January 19 2011

In reply to: " I have to choose a country to do a PowerPoint presentation on for my Geography class. Any ideas? " -Asked by @mollyyates92

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Colorado!

12:36PM Sat, January 15 2011

In reply to: " What river does the Hoover Dam dam? " -Asked by @teh_Dede

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Also according to the fact that he is the Coffee Master. Truly an artist with the roasted bean.

9:15AM Sat, January 15 2011

In reply to: " Mornin' twitter. Chocolate chips in your pancakes? Coffee man's still not out of bed. Can anyone spare a cup? " -Asked by @oddlysaid

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Cuz she has more money than God & can do anything she wants. And she wants.

10:25AM Sun, January 02 2011

In reply to: " Can someone explain to me why Oprah has a cable network now? " -Asked by @jonesy77

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

When it's just me, I generally have a bowl of cereal or cook eggs. Strange, huh?

7:45PM Sat, November 06 2010

In reply to: " Any ideas on what I want for dinner? It's just me. I think I forgot how to cook for one. " -Asked by @Principled

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0af1d3e95ec6e6c49d83333a749ebaf5_normal @oddlysaid

Coulda been worse. "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

8:59PM Sun, April 04 2010

In reply to: " OK. So does anyone know where and when this helicopter egg dropping idea started? " -Asked by @loswhit

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