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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

I can't decide whether I hate you or more. I think her, so I have to talk to you.

12:26AM Sat, November 03 2012

In reply to: " Suddenly my iPhone won't let me post pictures to FB. Anyone know how to change this? " -Asked by @dacromwell

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

stop trying.

12:15AM Sat, November 03 2012

In reply to: " Suddenly my iPhone won't let me post pictures to FB. Anyone know how to change this? " -Asked by @dacromwell

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

Because you're teaching your kid it's okay to be unprepared. Dude, put it in the fridge BEFORE you leave home.

8:29PM Mon, July 09 2012

In reply to: " Why do I feel like a bad mom when I'm working late and call ahead to ask the kid to put the beer or wine in the fridge to chill? " -Asked by @sarah430

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

26.2...of course.

1:29PM Wed, July 04 2012

In reply to: " How many episodes of a TV show do u have to watch for it to be considered a marathon? " -Asked by @TedInJest

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

be careful...someone will thing you're offering.

12:52AM Thu, June 21 2012

In reply to: " What do I look like, a Tit Pic factory? " -Asked by @Moniker1985

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

You know, every time your avatar comes through, I think a two-color Obama has just RT'd you.

11:38PM Mon, June 11 2012

In reply to: " I made the switch from sugary soft drinks a while ago. I've been drinking water for almost a decade. Can someone point me to a restroom? " -Asked by @ADignorantium

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

you want to send people like me your condolences, too? How kind!

1:05AM Sat, May 19 2012

In reply to: " Why do I always feel like I should send condolences to those who Twitter says are like me? " -Asked by @Willowbottom

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

I never stay out for long. It's too chilly and scary out here.

1:23AM Wed, May 02 2012

In reply to: " I think @Willowbottom has immerged from her #introverted shell tonight. *how does one make her go back into it?* grin " -Asked by @Lanecat2

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

Remember: I'm a delicate flower.

2:46PM Mon, April 30 2012

In reply to: " How did @Willowbottom score a 25? She's well-versed in asshattery. @lablahblah " -Asked by @jamesostafford

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

Kids demanded pretzels. It just made sense. #ScheduleGork #SplaininToDo

11:49AM Thu, April 26 2012

In reply to: " How did National Pretzel Day and Take Your Child To Work Day get all "double booked?" #ScheduleGork #SplaininToDo " -Asked by @KnowledgeBishop

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

I I'll save that tweet for after midnight on Fridays. :P

1:55AM Wed, March 28 2012

In reply to: " Why are there no country songs about cats? "I can't pay the bills, my man is gone, and my cat is surly." Nope. Doesn't cut it. " -Asked by @Willowbottom

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

promising but my cat is female. Any other ideas?

1:19AM Wed, March 28 2012

In reply to: " Why are there no country songs about cats? "I can't pay the bills, my man is gone, and my cat is surly." Nope. Doesn't cut it. " -Asked by @Willowbottom

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

Who said we don't? I use it all the time. Unfortunately, so did my 7 yr old. Teacher marked him down. *shakes fist*

6:00PM Tue, March 20 2012

In reply to: " There is aren't and isn't - why don't we have amn't? " -Asked by @jd0ugh

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

actually truthfully, ability to sleep in is correlated to weight. Plump up the kids, strap the butter sticks on.

1:56PM Wed, February 29 2012

In reply to: " Ok smart people of Twitter: how do I get @standupbambino to stop waking up at 6:30am? HOW? I beg you for answers (we are NOT morning people) " -Asked by @mrsstandupkid

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

have you ruled out legal and illegal narcotics? Just asking about limitations.

1:55PM Wed, February 29 2012

In reply to: " Ok smart people of Twitter: how do I get @standupbambino to stop waking up at 6:30am? HOW? I beg you for answers (we are NOT morning people) " -Asked by @mrsstandupkid

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

I literally guffawed. Thank you.

11:09PM Sat, February 25 2012

In reply to: " Oh, porn bots, why do you find me so damned attractive? " -Asked by @jamesostafford

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

I once had someone recognize me at an Ignite Portland event, no joke. It was freaky.

1:33AM Sat, February 18 2012

In reply to: " I know, I know where are the ridiculous orange shades? Good question - this whole "recognizing me IRL" is overrated @Willowbottom " -Asked by @RosevilleRockLn

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

I agree. Not a big fan of pictures of myself, personally, even when they are creatively drawn.

1:11AM Sat, February 18 2012

In reply to: " I know, I know where are the ridiculous orange shades? Good question - this whole "recognizing me IRL" is overrated @Willowbottom " -Asked by @RosevilleRockLn

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

#superbowl what?

6:50PM Sun, February 05 2012

In reply to: " Giants, Patriots, ads, or don't care? #SuperBowl " -Asked by @themotleyfool

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

no, no it couldn't. That's like the equivalent of Voldemort to wizards in our parts.

11:15PM Fri, January 27 2012

In reply to: " Does anyone else have a 5 yr old who belts "We Built This City" and air guitars in public restrooms? I need a support group. " -Asked by @Willowbottom

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

hey! Happy birthday!

4:30PM Sat, October 08 2011

In reply to: " Crappiest birthday ever! When is this day going to end? " -Asked by @BreastCrSurvx2

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

right, but what's in them? are they proven to work? (it was never a problem with me but am curious.)

12:09PM Mon, March 28 2011

In reply to: " When does one start lactation cookies and the like? #bfing " -Asked by @AWelbaum

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

lactation...cookies?

12:01PM Mon, March 28 2011

In reply to: " When does one start lactation cookies and the like? #bfing " -Asked by @AWelbaum

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8filr90m_normal @Willowbottom

Harlequin romances considered erotica? Only if you're Quaker or 11 years old.

10:15PM Mon, March 29 2010

In reply to: " Hey...does anybody know if any Harlequin romances are considered erotica? @groverviolet wants to know. " -Asked by @Toujours_Diva

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