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Conversations Started by lastwordy

"Unlike those other books for girls that are a little too daring, GIRLS ONLY: HOW TO SURVIVE ANYTHING is a perfect guide." WTF, @scholastic?
Latest reply 5:33PM Fri, June 08 2012

I long for the days when I will never again have to go to bars with sports tvs in them. Why don't they serve beer in libraries?
Latest reply 9:51PM Sat, March 10 2012

I feel horrible. Can someone bring me some soup and tea and my blankie, please?
Latest reply 8:59AM Wed, February 22 2012

OK I give up. How do I get rid of a percocet hangover?
Latest reply 12:24PM Mon, January 09 2012

Hey @mthrlangl, I can't find #percotweets. Where did they go?
Latest reply 6:24PM Sun, October 30 2011

Dear Twitter IT friends: Why is my screen display all stretched out and weird, and how do I make it stop?
Latest reply 8:50AM Tue, October 25 2011

Why does random expenses always pop up just before a trip? My damn purse just broke. :(
Latest reply 1:23PM Thu, October 20 2011

Can someone explain to me why Ian McShane wasn't HEAPED with awards for #Deadwood? Exceptional. He was simply exceptional. HBO idiots.
Latest reply 9:26PM Fri, September 16 2011

Why does the office smell like burned bread?
Latest reply 10:02AM Tue, August 16 2011

How do I celebrate my last day of being 39? Someone told me I am officially a cougar as of tomorrow. I WANT TO BE A SABRE TOOTH INSTEAD.
Latest reply 9:53AM Fri, February 04 2011

Hey #PigDeath ladies -- can someone bring a hot glue gun tomorrow?
Latest reply 12:43PM Fri, October 01 2010

Who has the majority in the Senate right now?
Latest reply 1:23PM Tue, August 31 2010

Is there another word for egg? Sphere isn't right. What is the shape of an egg?
Latest reply 3:26AM Tue, August 24 2010

The Unveiling. I think I like it. Next, what is the nation's top military hosp, for soldiers who need to be locked away for their own good?
Latest reply 9:09PM Mon, June 21 2010

I need all the other Cars on the road to go away. Can someone arrange that for me?
Latest reply 8:11AM Tue, June 08 2010