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Conversations Started by MeSoRandy

Why do we have a National Bullying Prevention Month when they offer Taekwondo classes year-round at nearly every strip mall?
Latest reply 7:56PM Wed, October 03 2012

The #PresidentialDebate is like iPhone shopping. Do you want the black one or the white one?
Latest reply 8:04PM Wed, October 03 2012

Why does Christina always say she is looking for something specific? Is it a chocolate cheesecake? #TheVoice
Latest reply 12:40AM Tue, September 25 2012

Where can I apply to be an Olympian fluffer in 2016?
Latest reply 3:17AM Fri, August 10 2012

Why doesn’t Africa have a swim team? #Olympics
Latest reply 2:11AM Mon, July 30 2012

Why is big media afraid to cover #GCB?
Latest reply 9:34PM Tue, June 12 2012

Why is pooping on Ambien so euphoric?
Latest reply 5:50AM Sat, June 09 2012

How do you get a cat out of a palm tree?
Latest reply 5:39AM Sat, June 09 2012

Amelia getting a spin off? “@MarqueeMarc: Where oh where is my @MeSoRandy? Just saw preview for a Private Practice & almost hurled. M*”
Latest reply 4:15AM Wed, April 11 2012

Anyone know how to bypass the security code on an iPad?
Latest reply 5:41PM Thu, April 05 2012

Does anyone else wish that the Kardashians would take a summer vacation to the lake with Susan Smith?
Latest reply 11:39PM Fri, March 09 2012

Oh hey scab on my knee, where did you come from?
Latest reply 4:37PM Mon, January 23 2012

So Heather Locklear OD'd on booze and xanax? Since when is a nap referred to as an OD?
Latest reply 11:29PM Fri, January 13 2012

What are the 3 most popular xmas songs that are not the traditional / classics?
Latest reply 2:55AM Wed, December 14 2011

If there is a sit down toilet and a urinal in a bathroom, what is the etiquette? Lock the door or not?
Latest reply 3:04AM Thu, November 24 2011

When is @afterlately premiering? I don't think I've seen a single tweet about it.
Latest reply 3:14AM Tue, November 22 2011

Why does cheese taste better in big blocks?
Latest reply 1:06AM Tue, November 08 2011

Less makeup "@SurferWife: How do people survive living more than 10 miles from the coast? I'm melting in Scripps Ranch. #SurferWifeProblems"
Latest reply 1:33PM Sat, October 29 2011

Its Texas...I don't think they even know that BRAVO is. "@BlakkMike: @MeSoRandy why are you watching ESPN? LOL"
Latest reply 12:56AM Sat, October 29 2011

"@justmartindale: When does Jessica Simpson NOT look pregnant?" In Photoshop.
Latest reply 10:52PM Fri, October 28 2011

Can someone please explain the connection with certain people and free samples at Costo? It's a teaspoon of mashed potatoes, calm down!
Latest reply 1:08AM Sat, October 08 2011

Does anyone have a significant other that makes watching a 30 min TV show into a 2 hour process?
Latest reply 1:21AM Fri, September 30 2011

What is the point of FedEx if its going to take 7 days to get a package?
Latest reply 1:55AM Tue, September 27 2011

Just got a call from hubby "what are the blue pills in your Altoid box that i just chewed up and swallowed?" #oops
Latest reply 3:28AM Sun, September 18 2011

When is someone going to yank Michelle Bachmann off-stage with cane, beat her to death with it and then shove it up her ass?
Latest reply 4:12PM Wed, August 31 2011

Why does an ambulence follow the horses around the track? How would they even lift let alone fit a broken horse in that little van?
Latest reply 8:12PM Fri, August 26 2011

Who is the most famous female celebrity is the world?
Latest reply 5:13PM Tue, July 26 2011

Who is the most wealthy female pop star in the world?
Latest reply 3:45AM Sun, July 24 2011

Who is the most famous female singer in the world?
Latest reply 3:34AM Sun, July 24 2011

What is the courtesy rule regarding tipping for takeout food? Tip, no tip, small tip less that 15%?
Latest reply 8:27PM Thu, July 07 2011

What is the deal with Paris Hilton being BFFs with heroin addicts?
Latest reply 2:02AM Thu, June 02 2011

Can anyone recommend an Exorcist provider for my evil cat?
Latest reply 4:08AM Wed, June 01 2011

Why does the gay dog in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 sound like such a faggot? #ssssssterotpes
Latest reply 12:59AM Wed, March 23 2011

Does anyone know how to turn the camera snap sound off on the droid x
Latest reply 9:44PM Mon, March 14 2011

Since when does Johnny Depp sing?
Latest reply 1:14AM Mon, February 14 2011

Can someone please take Meg Whitman to the pound and have her put to sleep?
Latest reply 1:27AM Thu, October 21 2010

Who is up!!!???
Latest reply 12:17PM Tue, October 05 2010

NO NO NO...tonic is loaded w/ sugar and bad. Club Soda w/ Lemon RT @LLLONLLL: @MeSoRandy is that like a Vodka Tonic? What kind of soda?
Latest reply 4:35PM Wed, September 15 2010

Does anyone else use UberTwiter and have issues w/ it the last couple of days?
Latest reply 11:48AM Fri, August 27 2010

Who is on and tweeting at this hour?
Latest reply 4:35AM Sat, August 14 2010

Does DirecTV not have Showtime 2 for BB After dark?
Latest reply 8:10PM Wed, July 28 2010

Who is up twatters!!!!????
Latest reply 5:09AM Tue, July 27 2010

Can someone tell me how many calories are in a LTR of Vodka?
Latest reply 12:17AM Mon, July 12 2010

Who is going to take Ali Lohan bar hopping now?
Latest reply 1:26PM Wed, July 07 2010

Does anyone know if you can drink in a RV when its driving (not by me)
Latest reply 8:20PM Thu, July 01 2010

Does the free version of Grinder filter out all the cute guys or what?
Latest reply 3:03AM Wed, June 02 2010