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_soliloqueer Icon-twitter @_soliloqueer Singapore

i am native. i am intelligent. i am fabulous.

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and I am not who you think I am. #jengjengjeng

3:04AM Mon, August 08 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me what the hell is going on in school for national day? " -Asked by @kencer

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maybe we are in different dimensions.

2:59AM Mon, August 08 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me what the hell is going on in school for national day? " -Asked by @kencer

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NDP! they were wailing COUNT ON ME SINGAPOREEEEEEEE on loop. I shall go see if got buffet spread I can steal a few bites.

2:58AM Mon, August 08 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me what the hell is going on in school for national day? " -Asked by @kencer

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why so noisy ah? is there free food I can steal? i'm fucking hungry.

2:52AM Mon, August 08 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me what the hell is going on in school for national day? " -Asked by @kencer

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toldya! the Buddhist Saka calendar wor!

11:08AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " When is the buddhist seventh month? is it the same month the japanese are celebrating obon? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I read before leh.

11:05AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " When is the buddhist seventh month? is it the same month the japanese are celebrating obon? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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then Japan leh? their Obon season is Buddhist in origin..

10:29AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " When is the buddhist seventh month? is it the same month the japanese are celebrating obon? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I konpius you know.

10:27AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " When is the buddhist seventh month? is it the same month the japanese are celebrating obon? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I know, but I've read that there is a Buddhist version somewhere too right? at least when spirits come out to play or sth.

10:14AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " When is the buddhist seventh month? is it the same month the japanese are celebrating obon? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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it varies from region to region yea?

10:13AM Sun, July 31 2011

In reply to: " When is the buddhist seventh month? is it the same month the japanese are celebrating obon? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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thank you!

6:34AM Tue, July 12 2011

In reply to: " Hmmm, how do i remove people from friend circles in google+? bimbo here is stuck. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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either that or you find the philosophy section, which is next door. it's opposite the trashy mag stands.

6:10AM Mon, July 11 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know where the book "The Missionary Position" can be found? Minds out of the gutter. It's an expose on Mother Theresa. " -Asked by @dancingping

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I never said I like boys born after 1990. haha.

9:18PM Fri, July 08 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me why I should get a Google+ account, will it help me find a boyfriend, preferably, old and has lotsa money? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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okay Kit Kat for you! the Gonxha really sounds like Goncang or Gong Cha innit,

11:15AM Sat, July 02 2011

In reply to: " #QuizTime! can anyone tell me Mother Teresa's real name? winner gets a Kit Kat. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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heehee, my crush was there anot?

12:41PM Fri, June 24 2011

In reply to: " "hi can add you? pls thx!" can someone say, desperate. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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gym was damn crowded is it? sorry again.. me feel bad. totally forgot I made the appt with him way beforehand.

12:39PM Fri, June 24 2011

In reply to: " "hi can add you? pls thx!" can someone say, desperate. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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eh damn scary leh these people, anyway, sorry I bailed out on you for gym today, I had to meet a long lost friend.

12:39PM Fri, June 24 2011

In reply to: " "hi can add you? pls thx!" can someone say, desperate. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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by looking at your tweets, I have no desire to debate with you, you are clearly a Muslim troll. goodbye!

12:37AM Wed, June 08 2011

In reply to: " Hi! can someone tell @captainbiebs what Muslims have done to incur the dislike from the world community? apparently @captainbiebs is lost. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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lol u just called your papa a princess.

9:41PM Mon, June 06 2011

In reply to: " Ehh when is father's day ah? " -Asked by @JayneRendomm

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every second Sunday in June kan? this Sunday!

9:12PM Mon, June 06 2011

In reply to: " Ehh when is father's day ah? " -Asked by @JayneRendomm

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sometimes!

8:20AM Wed, May 25 2011

In reply to: " can someone please tell me why I felt hungry when I saw the dissected rat? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I really scrutinise pictures of accident victims leh, like, hmm where did the leg go before the cut? that sort. LOL

6:21AM Wed, May 25 2011

In reply to: " can someone please tell me why I felt hungry when I saw the dissected rat? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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okay, that would be three lives ago.

6:15AM Wed, May 25 2011

In reply to: " can someone please tell me why I felt hungry when I saw the dissected rat? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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rat sashimi anyone? and oooh what's that?! the ileum?

6:15AM Wed, May 25 2011

In reply to: " can someone please tell me why I felt hungry when I saw the dissected rat? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I actually do. LOL

6:13AM Wed, May 25 2011

In reply to: " can someone please tell me why I felt hungry when I saw the dissected rat? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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lol yes, I found out it's お母さん, not 岡三 (3rd hill) HAHAHA

8:38AM Mon, May 16 2011

In reply to: " why does Google Translate translate "mother" in Japanese as 母 instead of 岡三? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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ANYWAY, the kanji for 母 is pronounced "haha" omg super funny.

8:17AM Mon, May 16 2011

In reply to: " why does Google Translate translate "mother" in Japanese as 母 instead of 岡三? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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HURHUR thanks for the rectal rectifying. I knew the second one was off.

8:16AM Mon, May 16 2011

In reply to: " why does Google Translate translate "mother" in Japanese as 母 instead of 岡三? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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oo mum welkum to Kay Ep See, wan Balue Baks habing heer orrr takeæway?

11:03AM Wed, May 11 2011

In reply to: " And oh, why does kfc also have foreign talent btw? Are our sch kids getting choosy with part time jobs? " -Asked by @foodtechfash

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HELL NO? hahahaha

4:04AM Sat, May 07 2011

In reply to: " When is Mothers' Day? I sort of forgot about it after my mum passed away. " -Asked by @ShaiSudirman

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tomorrow, you go kubur tomorrow and say hi to your mommy okay! hugs. take pictures! (:

3:58AM Sat, May 07 2011

In reply to: " When is Mothers' Day? I sort of forgot about it after my mum passed away. " -Asked by @ShaiSudirman

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HAHAHAHAHA U THE BEST LAH!

12:45PM Wed, April 20 2011

In reply to: " Ya. Kong Guan Chicken Bao.RT @_soliloqueer: @kickthatmo does the boy in green remind you of someone? " -Asked by @kickthatmo

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er yea, that's why! the jamban at my home defo isn't heated hahahahaha

12:40PM Tue, April 19 2011

In reply to: " Question, why does singapore need heated toilet seats? isn't our country already in the tropics? errr, lol? " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I also say! the aim of covering up is to prevent sexual immorality, what's so immoral about a hairless baby?

2:03AM Sun, April 17 2011

In reply to: " the stupidity of parents. Allah love you! “@JayneRendomm: Why does a child at the age of 8 need to wear a tudung? I no understand.” " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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I used to visit when I was 12! lol

10:44AM Wed, April 06 2011

In reply to: " Anyone knows the porn site Bangbros? Why does a heterosexual porn company sound rather queer? #JustSaying " -Asked by @kickthatmo

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get pictures of a family. mommy daddy, separate diagrams of a naked man and woman, and the works.

4:40AM Thu, March 10 2011

In reply to: " how do i teach human sexual reproduction? some help pls :( @meiyintmy @emily_lim89 " -Asked by @kencer

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HAHAHAHAHAHA Youtube videos, that laughing animated penis who gos ooohh ooooh before he shoots out happiness

4:36AM Thu, March 10 2011

In reply to: " how do i teach human sexual reproduction? some help pls :( @meiyintmy @emily_lim89 " -Asked by @kencer

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Y U all no read encyclopedia one? ): am I the only anomaly here?!

9:09PM Wed, March 02 2011

In reply to: " can anyone recommend authors to read? I can't recommend books I read to my girlcousin, Christopher Hitchens & encyclopediae are a nono. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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it's the fine art of "feeling feeling"

1:48AM Fri, February 18 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me why anyone would want to stick the apple macbook decal on their laptop? " -Asked by @kencer

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oh she's a homophobe? condemn her! may her husband's dick be like a cat, got barbs. one time go in sure pain.

3:35AM Wed, February 16 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me why my client is so super offended when someone called her a lesbian? i'm straight but i don't hate gays and lesbians. " -Asked by @leponceau

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some don't like to be labelled. they prefer to be seen for their credentials. same for me too. … (cont) http://deck.ly/~6m9mi

3:29AM Wed, February 16 2011

In reply to: " can someone tell me why my client is so super offended when someone called her a lesbian? i'm straight but i don't hate gays and lesbians. " -Asked by @leponceau

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poppers. (; don't tell Zee. I got a reputation (if any) to uphold

11:51PM Thu, January 13 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know anyone that is into fisting? " -Asked by @kickthatmo

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I used to like it, a lot.

11:40PM Thu, January 13 2011

In reply to: " Does anyone know anyone that is into fisting? " -Asked by @kickthatmo

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lucky bus-third. with CCA points right!

5:24AM Mon, January 10 2011

In reply to: " how can someone get 31 points for the O Levels? I nearly ODed on Atarax when I got 14 for my prelims. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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WTF? was he a rugger or some sportsboy? hahahaha

5:17AM Mon, January 10 2011

In reply to: " how can someone get 31 points for the O Levels? I nearly ODed on Atarax when I got 14 for my prelims. " -Asked by @_soliloqueer

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you must be curazzy! lol. unless he/she has to work the subsequent day.

8:09PM Sat, November 20 2010

In reply to: " Can anyone tell me if it's ok to call someone at 1120pm on a Sat night about work? " -Asked by @MadamTans

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